Courting Disaster
July 15, 2019
As part of the DC Circuit Court appeal hearing to determine
whether Congress has the power to investigate a president, Chrump’s mouthpieces
are trying to convince a judge that the House Oversight Committee lacks any power
to look into the president’s personal finances.
Judge Millett:
Imagine you have in the future, the most corrupt President known to humankind
openly flaunting, doing it. What law
could Congress pass?
Mouthpiece for Chrump:
I can’t think of one…
I. Mangrey: Is
that because you are incapable of coherent thought? Is it because you are worried about saying
the wrong thing and incurring the wrath of your extremely unstable, non-genius
boss? And judge, should we assume you
were being ironic? The “most corrupt president known to humankind openly
flaunting, doing it”…“in the future?” Is
this criminal clod not corrupt enough to fit your description? Right here, right now?
For his part, Chrump insisted, contrary to
all evidence, that he is a good little boy who never did anything wrong, and it
turns out, has “rights at a level that nobody has ever seen before.” Is he saying that there are sections in the
Constitution that have never been seen before, which confer magical powers to
this president. Perhaps they were written in invisible
ink. Apparently, no other president, nor the
thousands of lawyers, Constitutional scholars and political experts were
sufficiently stable geniuses to ferret out these super-secret presidential powers.
Chrump shared some of his most delusional moronic thoughts, “Rod Rosenstein and Bill Barr said there’s no obstruction. And also interesting: Number one, there’s no
crime. And how do you obstruct when
there’s no crime? Also, take a look at
one other thing. It’s a thing called
‘Article II.’ Nobody ever mentions Article
II. It gives me all of these rights at a
level that nobody has ever seen before. We
don’t even talk about Article II. So:
They ruled no collusion, no obstruction. Very simple.”
Apparently, Der Furor just discovered Article II of the
Constitution. By discovered, of course,
I mean that one of his 500 lawyers rubbed his nose in it – in part to attempt
to teach the old dog a new trick, in part to get him to stop pissing and
shitting on the Constitution. Naturally,
Article II, like most other writings longer than 280 characters, with concepts
beyond the grasp of most fifth graders, was too complex for the Child-in-chief
to understand. However, Chrump clearly
got the point that Article II has something to do with presidential powers and
that if he said the words “Article II” enough times, it would impress his dimly
lit minions – most of whom are as clueless about Article II
as their intellectually idle idol.
Speaking of Courts…
The Supreme Court and others have made it clear that the
Chrumpublicans’ plan to use the Census to make America white again was not –
for those who believe in laws – legal.
That is likely to be nothing more than an inconvenience for such a
dedicated and hateful bunch of white supremacists.
Chrump’s Principal
Deputy Press Secretary Hogan Gidley: “We looked at inserts, we looked
at all types of options. And the
president said: ‘Listen. I’m not going to be beholden to courts anymore. I have
the legal authority to find out this information. The American people deserve
to know it. So I’m moving forward with this method.”
Not going to be beholden to courts anymore. Anymore?
When will someone stand up to this cowardly bully?
Speaking of Balls…
The so-called president, who has no balls – figuratively
speaking, as far as we know – took to Twitter to show off his racist bona fides
once again. It is not like anyone
doubted or needed reminding of what a pathetic, brain-dead bigot we are dealing
with. Der Furor shat out a series of
tweets attacking four high-profile non-white congresswomen for speaking their
minds. All four were elected in 2018 and
have been butting heads with Speaker Nancy Pelosi, as well as the
Butthead-in-chief. Three of the four are
natural-born Americans and the fourth is a naturalized citizen.
Apparently, Chrump The Birther cannot fathom people of color
actually being born in America, nor can he fathom the raison d’être for this
nation. No, it is not slavery and
racism. No, it is not genocide and
racism. It is, at least in theory, E
Pluribus Unum – out of many, one. Very
few of us can trace our distant ancestry back to this land. Those who can, have little or no power to
wield, and practically nothing left of their birthright.
Notice the 140,334 likes and
weep
Naturally, in order to keep the four-year erection going for
his racist base, Chrump then demanded apologies from these women for their “foul
language & racist hatred.” As
always, and this cannot be repeated too often, the bloated man-baby is talking
about himself. The only surprise is that
he did not call them misogynists.
This is what racists look like:
At
the very least, racist enablers – except
the one on the right – actual racist
Oh, and this guy:
Yes,
me racist. What of it?
And this is what a misogynist sounds (and looks) like:
Nice
fake-tan and fake-tan line, pale face
I. Mangrey restraining.
Hold me back.