He’s A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad King
November 9, 2026
In
light of the crushing and joyous defeat of Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump in the
midterms, Paying Attention™ decided to bring on a new intern. A fresh, new face
who will be our version of AI (which we have promised to never let sully these
pages) she is encyclopedic, very smart and committed to progressive thought and
is not afraid to make a splash. You may see her name appear from time to time,
but she will mostly be working behind the scenes for peanuts…well, peanut
butter, but you get the idea. Her name is Sue Naami.
If
Hakim Jeffries (presumptive Speaker of the House) and Chuck Schumer (less presumptive Senate majority leader) are to be believed, and if they retain their
positions within the Democratic Party, happy days are gone again. They are
sounding a tone of reconciliation, of working across the aisle. There is no worse idea in American politics.
Nixon, off the hook thanks to Gerald Ford sweeping Nixon’s filth under the rug.
Barack Obama looked forward and let Bush, Cheney and their entire
war-criminal-administration off the hook. How is that working out for We The
People?
His
Kampf
In
case anyone was foolish enough to once again think that Trump would learn a
lesson or change in any good way, they should change their name to Susan
Collins and self-deport. Rather than do anything even vaguely resembling
helping Americans, Der Furor has promoted fellow lizard and psycho sycophant sycophant – or as we prefer
to say, psychophant – Stephen Miller from
Goebbels to Göring. Deathbed Donny continues ridding himself of women who don’t
remind him of Ivanka – the one that got away – his latest firing, Miller’s
predecessor is Susie Wiles.
If
there’s anyone currently squatting at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue more psychotic,
sociopathic and downright evil than Trump it’s Stephen Miller. Since, Blob the “Builder”
is much too busy with his ballroom, his arch and pleasuring Vladimir Putin, Miller
will be in charge of everything else. To once again paraphrase Dumb Leader,
“Nothing good can happen. Can only bad happen.” Watch out America! Der Furor is not finished making America worse again.
Reporting for duty, sir. What shall I kiss
first?
Thankfully,
Jeffries and Schumer are unlikely to stop the likes of Rep. Robert Garcia (D-CA) – incoming
chairman of the House Oversight Committee – whose first words to the
administration, immediately after their defenestration, were “Lawyer up.”
Garcia is not alone. Many Democrats have
their knives out and are more than ready to carve up these turkeys. But they
will have to wait until after the holidays unless the few remaining idiots
across the aisle realize it’s in their best interests to get on the right side of history.
Kick Them When They're Down...Or Else
So let’s do it. Hold these seditious, fascist,
grifting slime accountable for trashing the place. Do not simply look forward –
look both ways before crossing the American public. There’s an old saying everyone knows: Those who do not clean up the
mess of the past before it becomes history are doomed to repeat fucking up the
future…or something like that.
The Fascist/Trump/Epstein/Sedition Party is the Black Knight from Monty Python and The Holy Grail – both arms and one leg already severed and on the ground – bleeding out. What are they going
to do, bite your leg off?
There is but one thing left to do – if I might mix movie metaphors – sweep the leg.
I. Mangrey and Sue Naami reporting.
