July 23, 2026
The Fascist/Trump/Epstein
Party has appointed Darline Graham to fill the empty senate seat of her recently
deceased, morally empty brother Lindsey.
Word on
the street is that Darline is twice the man Lindsey was.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought
For The Day.
And Mexico Trump Is Going To Pay For It
July 22, 2026
Every
fucking eyesore erected, every edifice etched or façade defaced by, for and
about Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump must be torn down beginning on January 20,
2029 if not sooner. His arch, his room for his balls, the defilement of our
government buildings, passports and currency. His ruination of the Lincoln
Memorial Reflecting Pool must be rectified. If still necessary, this should be
done by executive order, as the first order of business of the 48th
president of the United States.
However,
given Blob the Builder’s track record, there is a near-one-hundred-percent
chance that every structure he had his no-bid-contractors erect will come
crumbling down of its own accord soon after it goes up. Deathbed Donald should
still have to pay out of his own pocket (which is filled with our money) to put
everything back the way it was. At least he will be saving big money on
demolition.
Every
penny Trump and his family made illegally off Trump’s historically bad,
criminally insane and just plain criminal presidency must be recouped and
divided among the American people.
In
addition, the courts should force him to repay all legal fees incurred as a
result of the countless frivolous, revenge-porn lawsuits Trump filed against
all those who incurred the unearned wrath of such a thin-skinned, vindictive,
petty conman.
If
possible, Congress, on January 4, 2027, should appropriate whatever funds, pass
whatever laws necessary to begin the job of eradicating every last reminder of the
creature Trump. This is an issue of national security. We must show the world
that we are repentant and ashamed of having elevated such a vile, incompetent
and dangerous fiend to the highest office in the land, if not the world.
The face that launched a thousand ulcers
This
will go a long way toward the possibility of America pulling itself up by its
own bootstraps, and perhaps getting assistance from all the allies that have
been disrespected by Death-To-America Don.
If
Trump has anything else left over after actual justice is finally served on
this stupor villain, that can go to resurrect USAID and restore funding to our
National Park System…and so many other critical programs Trump has obliterated
much better than he did Iran’s nuclear program.
Oh,
and remember that gold-plated plane he begged the Qatari government to give you
and then claimed was a gift? The one the Qataris have been desperately trying
offload for years? The one he used one billion dollars to retrofit as Air Force
One and that he plans to take home with him when he leaves the
Remains-of-the-White-House? The one he just flew in with Tweedle Don and
Tweedle Eric on our dime? Yeah,
One
More Thing
Since Trump could
single-handedly executive-order the total and complete release of every bit of
the
Donald trump memorial EPSTEIN FILES
Trump is personally, and solely responsible
for all the Epstein victims’ inability to obtain justice thanks to his
relentless efforts to conceal the files and protect Ghislaine Maxwell. Epstein’s
former wing man and BFF Donny should have to make each and every one of those
victims at least financially whole.
I. Mangrey reporting.
White Punks On Trump
July 21, 2026
As the Gestrumpo continues its murderous purge across this
country in service of a new American apartheid, most Americans – of all colors –
are appalled. It is a small percentage among us who believe this country
belongs to them and them alone.
Send Out The Clowns
There’s irony and then there’s irony. And then
there’s pathetic buffoonery of literally historic proportions. There are people
in this country, always have been actually, who are apoplectic about the
eventuality that white people in America are moving steadily toward becoming a
minority, when people of color outnumber their less melanin-endowed fellow
citizens, perhaps rendering whitey irrelevant. I probably won’t be around when
that day comes, but it seems inevitable. It also seems just and wholly
appropriate since the white power structure, now in its 251st year,
has never quite been willing to share or play well with others. To put it
mildly. And thanks to Trump and his unrelenting white supremacist crusaders, are
currently attempting to reverse their impending minority status via murder and
mayhem. So really, the best I can offer is – Fuck ‘em.
Isn’t It Rich?
When you think about it, the only people who don’t belong
here, who have been trespassing on this continent since day one, are white
people. Native Americans were obviously here first. They in part welcomed and
in turn were used as a welcome mat by the uninvited, beyond-impolite intruders.
Brown people are mostly descended from those original inhabitants from south of
what was, prior to the incursion and genocide perpetrated by white men, a
non-existent border. The first people to come here from Africa would just as
soon have stayed home and so cannot be blamed for being in a land that was not
theirs originally.
So guess what all you white folks who keep trying to act
like you own the place, who keep whining about there being too many non-whites
running around your exclusive club country – It ain’t yours. Never was. Never
will be. Start fucking off and don’t stop until you reach forever.
Stop fucking kidnapping and shooting people and locking up
innocent people who actually have value in this society unlike you racist,
murderous psychos who, if not for the fact that ICE is hiring mentally
unstable, violent racist assholes with single-digit IQs, would just be sitting
around waiting for the next Trump-led insurrection so you can assault law
officers and shit all over the Capitol.
As I and others were often told while protesting against
government misdeeds back in the day – a time we thought was so filled with bad
actors and horrific goings-on, but now seems almost Edenic by comparison – “Love
it or leave it.” Maybe it’s time to turn the tables and tell these racist pukes
to take a hike. There’s a nice place, not too far away…
Full disclosure: I am a white guy. To quote Frank Zappa,
“Hey you know something people, I’m not black, but there’s a whole lotsa times
I wish I could say I’m not white.”
I. Mangrey reporting. To quote another great American philosopher Charlie Brown, “My head feels hot and stupid.”
There Are No Limits*
July 19, 2026
We stumbled across an old children’s book from Walt Disney –
an old timey far-right asshole in his own right.
Different time, different
Donald
Coincidentally, after finding this harmless little book we
also stumbled across an interview clip from our very own real-life, albeit
frighteningly cartoonish Donald and his relationship with learning a lesson…
Mark Caputo (of Axios): What have you learned
about, not just about the exercise of power but about the limits on your power
as a result of the conflict?
Psychopathic fascist Trump: There are no limits. (actual
quote)
Caputo: No limits?
Trump: None. I haven’t learned that lesson yet.
I know that there are, you know, but, there are no limits. (actual fucking
quote)
Wow. Just wow. No wonder thirty American psychiatrists and
other mental health specialists signed a statement
asserting Trump is mentally unfit to serve. They warn that Dementia Don’s
ability to launch nuclear weapons is a “danger” to the world. They added that
Trump’s behavior over the past year has shown “objectively observable signs of
serious medical concern.” So I guess, to quote Dying Don, “Nothing bad can
happen. It can only good happen.” He got that ri…wait, what?
The group also shared
this opinion:
“It is our expert opinion that Donald J Trump is
mentally unfit to be the president of the United States…”
All of which led to yet another non-selling children’s
classic from the Kiddie Korner here at Paying Attention™, destined to take its place alongside
Goodnight Goon,
Bill Barr Fucks America,
donald & the very, very large uh-brain,
and the deeply moving graphic novel
Laus.
Here
is our latest literary classic and massive non-seller
Plus, he’s fucking insane.
Our non-expert opinion here at Paying Attention™ has long been that Donald Jeffrey
Epstein Trump has lived the life of a scum-sucking, rabies-infested weasel who
made a career of ripping people off, lying, cheating, going bankrupt, raping
women (allegedly, allegedly), and more recently foisting fascist fuckery upon
this nation in his Death-To-America crusade of carnage.
Will the American people ever learn a lesson?
________________________________________________
*To
Trump’s Fascist Desires
Ed Venture
Barely Managing Editor
July 17, 2026
Today’s
thought is brought to you by the good folks at the
Donald trump memorial EPSTEIN FILES
Get yours today while supplies
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U.S.
president and brain-dead barbarian Dingus Con took to the airwaves to assure
his airheads that he is still running for president in 2020. Once again, the one
most responsible for election stealing this side of the Supreme Court – Donald “Death-To-America”
Trump regurgitated his recycled rubbish about the “stolen 2020 election”.
Naturally,
every single word was bullshit.
Why are
we still listening to this lying loser? Everyone outside the Trump Kool-Aid
circle knows that every accusation hurled by this sad little man is a
confession. Any and all election rigging, every asshole caught voting illegally
have been done in his name.
Trump is scared
shitless…well, scared down to a much smaller percentage of shit than usual,
seeing as his shit is limitless. He knows he is leaking support like a bottomless
boat. He will do anything to stop us from having free and fair elections
because he cannot win them. And this time, he stands to lose more than an
election. Epstein Files. Impeachment…again. Endless hearings on his endless
crimes. Such a rabid, cornered beast knows no bounds and his Supreme Court
rubber stamped it.
Make no mistake, Der
Furor plans to have his stormtrumpers seize ballot boxes, voting machines and
whatever it takes to steal elections across the country this November. He cannot
maintain control any other way.
Add to
all that the fact that this same whining psychopath has at every turn been
dismantling election integrity safeguards wherever he can. Then he yells that
our elections are not secure. We are surely through the lying glass.
Methinks
the loudmouth doth protest too much. In fact, meknows it.
The 2020 election was stolen. I can prove it. With
my mind. I’m a very stable genius.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought
For The Day. Oy.
KOYAANISQATSI
July 16, 2026
Admittedly, we at Paying
Attention™ have felt that this word could be the word of the day pretty much
every day. Been that way for quite some time, but rarely more than during the rancid reign
of Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump. So, we just like to make it official every
once in a while. Guaranteed not to be the last time.
This became one of my
favorite words of all time after I saw the brilliant, moving and unique 1983
Godfrey Reggio documentary of the same name.
This has been your Paying Attention Word Of The Day.
You're welcome.
What is your word of the day?
And Now, Some Gratuitous Boogie...
The Reflecting Fool
July 15, 2026
Despite his brain
remnants having one lobe out the door leading to permanent hiatus, Donald
“Death-To-America” Trump still has control of the federal government. His
still-barely-sentient remains are bound and determined to fuck this country
deep into the ground until it is unrecognizable, and very likely permanently
damaged beyond repair.
Hopefully, there
will be enough left for us to salvage some little sliver of America with the
coming midterms and the dislodging of the Fascist/Trump/Epstein Party’s
majority in the House, and with some serious luck (fuck you Graham Platner),
the Senate (fuck you too, Fetterman).
Speaking of damaged
beyond repair, why is there so little mention of Disaster Don taking his
motorcade for a Sunday drive through – I kid you not, through – the
Reflecting Pool AFTER IT WAS PAINTED AND SEALED. Not to mention his
no-bid-contract-buddies, who likely split the no-bid paycheck with Donny
Conjob, completely fucked the job sixty ways from Sunday. But mostly, Trump had
his motorcade DRIVE LENGTHWISE THROUGH THE REFLECTING POOL AFTER IT WAS PAINTED
AND SEALED, which damaged the impregnable, un-cuttable super-strong and
powerful rubber sealant before refilling the Pool.
“This
[pool coating] will last for at least fifty years* and you’ll never have a leak,
it’s very strong. You couldn’t, if you had a knife – I don’t want to give
anybody ideas – if you had a knife, you can’t even cut it, so strong, so
powerful, it’s powerful rubber.”
Donald
Jeffrey Epstein Trump, May 5, 2026
Apparently, it is not
vehicle-proof. And Donny’s motorcade is not made up of your average cars. These
are heavily fortified, massively heavy tanks in cars’ clothing.
“We
have vandalism… You know, we have a hundred, we have I think a 290, 300-foot
slit right through it. Probably a box cutter or a knife of some kind… Who would
think that somebody would go into a pool and take a knife and start cutting
it?”
Donald
Jeffrey Epstein Trump, June 22, 2026
Yes, there was
vandalism involved. It seems some idiot, and a bunch of his buddies drove a
bunch of cars all the way across the Reflecting Pool before refilling it with
the water that would, in record time thanks to the new stupidly dark color some
yahoo insisted, against all advice, decided to paint it, become an instant
destination for a massive algae gathering.
In a severely under-reported
story, intrepid Paying Attention™ reporter Allison Wunderland has learned that
the company responsible for the horrific paint job on the Reflecting Pool is
the same one that does Donny’s face.
And one more thing: If you’re reading this Donny, no one put algae in the fucking pool you dimwitted, bleach-drinking bozo. Ask anyone who’s not on your team – it’s called biology. Nature can be annoying, but it’s infinitely stronger, more powerful and definitely smarter than you. But then again, who isn’t.
_____________________________________________
*Or 30 days, whichever comes first.
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled
Lindsey Graham bashing.
Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité
July 14, 2026
Bonjour mes amis. Since there was no good reason to celebrate
American Independence Day with this nation laboring under the crushing weight
of a flaccid, fascist fuckwit, let’s take a minute to acknowledge the country
that made American independence possible – France. Without France it is
unlikely the nation would ever have gotten off the ground. Now we have one foot
in the grave thanks to our current commander-in-cheat.
America’s great slave-owning/impregnating founder Thomas Jefferson
helped Marquis de Lafayette, a key ally during the American Revolution, compose
a French bill of rights in June of 1789; Jefferson also helped to draft their
constitution.
Naturally, France today has their own fascist fuckwit –
Marie Le Pen – to deal with, but they have managed to keep her at bay…for the
time being. Le Pen hopes to follow in Trump’s footsteps by running for office
after being convicted of crime – specifically, embezzlement. Le Pen is running
for a fourth time, is leading in the polls and may have to run while wearing an
electronic device as ordered by the Paris court of appeal.
Aren’t fascists
fun? (Spoiler alert: fuck no)
Anyway, a quick salute to the French, while they’re still
worth saluting and while this country remains unworthy.
I. Mangrey, out.
July 13, 2026
I wanted to take
some time to process the passing of Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-Secession State). No
need to rush to judgment. Plenty have already weighed in. I wanted to look over
his long Senate career, the ups and downs, the wins and losses.
I was going to let
Graham's passing pass, but then I decided it would be bad form to speak nil of
the dead. I’ll be brief.
When Graham was
running against Trump in 2015, here’s what he said about his opponent:
“He’s a race-baiting,
xenophobic, religious bigot. He doesn’t represent my party.”
CNN, December 8, 2015
Soon after, Graham began
his crusade to leave a permanent imprint of his lily-livered lips on Trump’s
rancid rear end.
“Trump and I, we’ve
had a hell of a journey. I hate it to end this way. Oh my God, I hate it. From
my point of view, he’s been a consequential president. But today, all I can say
is count me out. Enough is enough.”
Congress, January 6, 2021
Soon after that
statement Lindsey, having long ago kissed Trump’s ass so frequently one of the
cheeks bears his name, decided to try his luck (and his lips) around the front.
Yep, enough is enough
Graham pathetically
won the undying demand for loyalty with none in forthcoming in return from the
insurrectionist, ruthlessly narcissistic pedophile protector Trump. The senator
from the Secession State lost whatever shred of self-respect he might have had
in previous times. He went out on the lowest of notes – one that only whales
can hear.
The best news is
that I can stop feeling bad about myself for yelling at him on my tv to drop
dead.
Thank you Lindsey. You
will be missed…by some.
Next stop: Mitch
McConnell. I prefer not to speak ill of the soon-to-be dead. But I’ll be ready
when the time comes.
I. Mangrey reporting.
One down, two to go.
