There have been 200 warnings regarding 60 radical
Christian fundamentalists (including some who are pushing for The Rapture) from
U.S. military personnel stationed at fifty or more military installations. Some
U.S. commanders have been telling troops something like this quote from one of
them: “President Trump has been anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to
cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth.”
Who’s
return to Earth? Trump’s?
According
to one complaint, the above quoted commander “had a big grin on his fact when he
said all of this, which made his message seem even ore crazy.”
So,
let me get this straight – there are dozens of Brigadier General Jack D.
Rippers leading our troops in the field? If they start on about their precious
bodily fluids it’s game over.
Brigadier General Jack D.
Ripper*
Armageddon Pretty Sick Of This
Lest you get the idea that, well, it’s only 60
(or so) crazed radical fundamentalist officers spouting cultish Christian
Armageddon talk to the troops, put away any nearby sharp objects before reading
on.
According to reports, Secretary of
Defenestration, who has been drooling on about “war fighters” and “maximum
lethality” and such, has enshrined Evangelical Christianity at the uppermost
levels of the U.S. military. He has been airing monthly prayer meetings
throughout the Pentagon. Dry-drunk Pete also attends weekly Remains of The
White House Bible study. The classes are led by a preacher who says God
commands the United States to support Israel.
Jaw drop.
We’ll meet again…don’t
know where, don’t know when
________________________________________________ *If you are not familiar with Gen. Ripper, you
need to be.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Fraught
For The Day.
After meeting with Vice President JD Vance on February 27,
2026, Oman’s Foreign Minister Badr Al Busaidi – a key mediator in the U.S.-Iran
nuclear talks said this
“I am confident, and in my assessment of the way the talks
are going, that a peace deal is within our reach.”
Rubio, taking his head out of
Trump’s ass to squeak to reporters
Marco Rubio, March 2, 2026:
“We knew that there was going to be an Israeli action. We knew that that would
precipitate an attack against American forces, and we knew that if we didn’t
pre-emptively go after them before they launched those attacks, we would suffer
higher casualties.”
Trump decided it would be best
to announce his war during the
only hours he is fully awake – between midnight and 4:00 am. He was literally and figuratively in
the dark. He still is.
Lying-self-described peace president Trump, March 3, 2026:
Observe this question and asshole…
Reporter: Did Israel force your hand to launching
strikes against Iran? Did Netanyahu pull the United States into this war?
Dumbass: No, I might have forced their hand… It was
my opinion* that they were going to attack first. They were going to attack if
we didn’t do it.** They were going to attack first. I felt strongly about that…
So if anything, I might have forced Israel’s hand. But Israel was ready, and we
were ready…
Trump told ABC News “I got him before he got me. They tried
twice…I got him first.” (actual fucking quote)
New York Times, February 28, 2026:
Who you gonna
believe, your lyin’ eyes or Trump’s lyin’ mouth?
Hegseth in drunkier
times, showing off his lovely Nazi-themed tat
Pete Beersbreath, March 2, 2026: “This is not a
so-called regime change war, but the regime sure did change.”*** George Orwell
is kvelling in his grave.
Orwell, out!
Pete Beersbreath, March 2, 2026: “This is not Iraq.”
This is the first thing this dumb cracker has gotten right,
probably since birth. I’m sorry, I know I should just be grateful he knows
that.
Marco Rubio, March 3, 2026:
Rubio, shoving his head right
back into Trump’s ass after a very brief respite
A Shah In The Dark
Though the timing of this war instigation is highly suspect
(Just kidding, the timing is unmitigated perfidy), many people are saying,
though not really that many, attacking Iran, the biggest state sponsor of
terrorism around the world, was a long time coming. But let us not forget how and
why these Ayatollahs came to power in 1979.
Oh, And This
Question For The Day
When are these fucking assholes going to get their lies
straight?
Bonus Question:
Seriously, when?
Trump is not satisfied watching Americans die at his hand here at home, so he decided he wants to see them die at his hand overseas: KIA count: 6
______________________________________________ *Note to self and everyone
else: His opinion went counter to all intelligence (in every sense of the word)
and advice.
**You just said that you demented cantaloupe.
***Yeah, because of the war you started you fucking dry-drunk-dipshit. Somebody
get this knuckle-dragger a drink. And make it a double. With a twist of
hemlock.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Question For The
Day.
So, once again, the American public is lied into a war of
choice, this time by a president of Russia's choice.
The Fascist/Trump/Epstein administration’s excuses for
launching what will very likely go down, and I mean down, as the dumbest war in
American history, are as varied, dishonest and pathetic as George WTF Bush’s
ever-changing, ever-elusive reasons for illegally invading Iraq in 2003. The
only real surprise is that Donnie Do-Bad did not open with MISSION ACCOPLISHED
before the first bombs were dropped. That might be that he almost immediately
lost interest in the whole war thing because he was too busy picking out the curtains
for his room for balls.
Der Furor told the American people the war would be over in
two days, maybe four-to-five weeks, or possibly longer. Or maybe just until
everyone forgets about the
Donald Trump
Memorial Epstein Files
Not only that, but the U.S. military is quickly running out
of ammunition. Wait? What? I was sure we gave the Pentagon almost all of our
tax dollars, except for the $175 billion set aside for Trump’s ICE ICE death
squads. What the fuck are they doing with all that money that they don’t have
enough to build up weapons stockpiles? I mean, how much did AA dropout Pete
Hegseth’s make-up suite at the Pentagon actually cost? Maybe we just need more
tax dollars. Oh wait, most of America’s tax dollars were meant to come from
those with all the fucking money, much of which they got from the endless,
repeated tax cuts that the Un-democratic Party keep handing them.
So, when we run out of munitions, do we just start throwing
bodies at the Iranians? Speaking of which, there are already six unnecessarily
dead Americans (not to mention the hundred dead Iranian schoolgirls, and
hundreds of other civilians). But don’t worry, Trump is okay with that, and
told us “Sadly, there will likely be more before it ends. That’s the way it is.
Likely be more. Did I mention the new curtains? They’re gold.”* I highly
recommend a sudden epidemic of bone spurs.
Perhaps even worse than running out of munitions, we risk
running out of excuses, I mean justifications, never mind, I mean excuses for
starting this war.
And remember those incredibly low gas prices Trump lied
about giving us? Well, even those did exist, you can all kiss that shit
good-bye.
You can bet it’s not just curtains for Trump’s pathetic
balls room.
_____________________________________________ *It’s possible he didn’t add
the part about the curtains just then. But he did actually wax pathetic about
them while discussing his illegal war-of-choice and those who almost
immediately were killed in it.
Today, we present the question right up front,
followed by the set-up. Hey, it’s a topsy-turvy world folks. Just trying to fit
in.
Today’s Question For The Day:
How did we get here?
A few
weeks ago, my aunt, my mother’s younger sister, who was born in Belgium in 1938
and landed at Ellis Island along with her parents in 1951 (one year after my
mother immigrated), often talks politics with me. We regularly commiserate
about the current state of despairs. During that recent chat she asked, “How
did we get here?”
In a
way, it’s a pretty straight line from Jump Street to Trump Street. Day One, almost 300 years before anyone dreamed of
America, the worst immigrants ever to reach these shores began murdering millions and millions of the land’s original inhabitants and taking their land. Then more millions were dragged here from their homes across the ocean and
treated worse than animals. Neither one of these crimes against humanity
has really ended to this day. And we have never, as a nation, attempted to make
amends or reparations or apologize.
It has
been said the Hitler’s concentration camps were modeled after America’s Indian
reservation system. American returned the compliment by creating Japanese
internment camps, and now, the Fascist/Trump/Epstein regime is trying to build
concentration camps for mostly innocent immigrants.
Yet
people keep saying, “This is not who we are.” Donald Trump and his fascist
fuckwits are not who we are. Well guess what, despite all the sick, criminal,
seditious, insane, dementia-addled shit Trump has perpetrated upon this nation
and the world, there are still more than one third of Americans, along with 52
senators and 218 House members, and very consistently six Supreme Court
justices, who continue to all-but-literally (as far as we know) kiss his ass.
Todd Rundgren – Shinola (1982)
And now, for your viewing pleasure, our Duh
Leader has dishonestly, unnecessarily, illegally and thoughtlessly started a war with Iran. Even if there
had been anything resembling long-range planning for this conflagration, one
look at the un-brain trust running the show – Kristi Noem, Kash Patel, Tulsi
Gabbard, Pete Hegseth (who assured us there
will be “no stupid rules of engagement”), Nosferatu Miller and of course Double Dementia Don,* and
you can see where this thing is going. Straight to fucking hell.
_____________________________________________ *Don’t even get me started on the 22-year-old intern with no national
security experience, whose prior work experience included landscaping and
working in a grocery store, who is currently in charge of terrorism prevention.
I’m
here in the basement of our non-existent secure, undisclosed location,
turntable at the ready, with my new burner phone. Give us a holler and pick out
a tune.
I. Mangrey perusing the
playlist
I
the DJ: Let’s hit the ground spinning and take our first call. And who do we
have on the line?
Caller:
Hi, just call me Silence Dogood, first time caller.
I
the DJ: Hi Silence. What’s your request and who are you dedicating it to? We’re
here to make it happen.
Caller:
I would love to hear one of my favorite bands. Kind of the Mothers of Invention
of Australia. I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone else who has heard of this
group – more of a musical collective, really, who performed in one form or
another from the mid-60s until the late ‘90s. After all the original members
had passed, a new generation of players took up the torch and name of GONG. I
want to dedicate this to the memory of Renee Nicole Good, to the memory of Alex
Pretti, to all those dead at the hands of Trump’s death squads, to all those
brutally assaulted for looking not-white-enough. And I want to dedicate this to
the memory of freedom in America, a memory I truly hope can find a way to rise
from the fascist ash heap Trump is turning this country into. I also want this
to go out to my most long-time anti-fascist friend – Stu Dent.
I.:
Well Silence, this is your lucky day. Gong is a huge favorite around here –
they had us at Floating Anarchy – and we’re happy for any excuse to put them on
the air. By the way, wasn’t Silence Dogood one of Ben Franklin’s pseudonyms?
Silence:
Excellent. And, yes. I’d rather try to stay under the radar, and hail of
bullets currently blanketing much of America. I am terrified of the mobs of
Trump’s ICE ICE animals terrorizing our streets.
Gong – You Can’t Kill Me
Send us your requests and dedications and
we’ll get ‘em on the air.
“The War Department (not its real name) will not be
distracted by democracy-building interventionism, undefined wars, regime
change, climate change, woke moralizing and feckless nation building.” AA dropout Pete Hegseth, December 6, 2025
For those keeping score, Trump’s current democracy-building
interventionism in Iran is an undefined war, the stated purpose of which is
regime change and feckless nation building. But who’s counting?
In the wake of Trump’s burgeoning mental decompensation,
coupled with his rape-y, racist, raging fascism and desire for total world
domination, our allies across the globe are horrified. Trump addressed, mostly
scolded the assembled international movers and shakers at the World Economic
Forum 2026 in Davos, Switzerland on January 21 of this year. He told those
assembled, in reference to Greenland, “I won’t use force.”
Unsurprisingly, just days after telling the Davos attendees that
he would not use force, Damaged Don wheezed this...
“We can do anything we want, we can do military, we can do
anything we want. And it’s being negotiated, and let’s see what happens… I’ll
let you know in about two weeks.”
Hmmm, isn’t two weeks the amount of time we were to wait for
him to repeal and replace Obamacare? Ten years ago? And every two weeks since
then?
Later that same month, UK Prime Minister Starmer had some
choice words regarding Damaged Don’s insane statement, completely divorced from
reality, that NATO never sent troops to Afghanistan:
“I consider president Trump’s comments to be insulting and
frankly, appalling.”
Those are two very good and accurate adjectives to describe
Trump’s babbling bullshit. Not the best words necessarily, but they’ll do. For
now.
All of the above was apparently prelude to the gutless,
draft-dodging worm Trump’s illegal, ill-advised, soon-to-be-disastrous bombing
of Iran, dubbed Operation Epic Failure, or Epic Furry, or something like that.
Three U.S. troops have already been killed thanks to Trump’s
stupid, illegal, and soon-to-be-disastrous bombing of Iran. Those three are
like the dead soldiers Trump called “suckers and losers”. Der Furor promised
(on social media, you know, as president do) to avenge those deaths, vowing to
take out the responsible party. Someone get that man a mirror.
To paraphrase former Secretary of State John Kerry, during
his 1971 testimony to Congress, “How do you ask a man to be the first man to
die for a mistake?”
Trump presumably wants to bomb Iran until it looks like the
East Wing of the White House. Trump is once again using America’s military might
as his personal plaything and dragging our allies into harm’s way for the war
of choice he needs for his Epstein File cover-up and his desperate plot to
suspend the November midterm elections that threaten to put Trump in his place.
We are awaiting a sternly worded letter from Trump’s brand
new, Trump-Brand attempt to replace NATO, Bored of Peace. This should be interesting given that Iran is
the seventh country Trump has bombed since taking office eleven months ago.* If this doesn't get him a Nobel Peace Prize, I don't know what will (unless more people gift him theirs).
___________________________________________________ *Not including his bombing of
the White House East Wing.
There will be plenty of time to get into Der Furor’s
illegal, immoral, unconstitutional and soon-to-be disastrous war with Iran, already spreading
across the region, and soon the globe. Nothing like a global military conflict
to get the old blood flowing. Remember how George WTF Bush, et al were clueless
about the history of Sunni and Shi’ite branches of Islam, which made his
illegal, immoral and disastrous Iraq War blow up in his (and by extension our
faces). Thank goodness we have the most peaceful, least racist, most winning
president in history to lead us through this dark, incredibly stupid time. Surely
killing the Iranian leader will make everything better. Why bother talking about what Iran is calling an "intense offensive operation" against Israel, U.S. bases and a more brutal, radical leadership structure emerges.
For now, let’s turn our tattered attention to one of Dumb
Don’s domestic debacles…
Hey, remember when Darn Old Trump told us every day for
months and months that “affordability” was a made-up word by Democrats? Me too.
Remember when Trump ran on “affordability” in 2024 and said he would fix it on
day one? Me too.
“Starting the day I take the oath of office, I will
rapidly drive prices down and we will make America affordable again. We’re
going to make it affordable again.” Donald Jeffey Epstein Trump, August 17, 2024
This
mention of Jeffrey Epstein is brought to you by not letting Epstein’s long-time
best friend get away with trying to distract us from the
Donald Trump
Memorial Epstein Files
Which
are now poised to cause the end of Trump’s totally toxic, tragic tyrannical term.
Remember
this fucking guy from November 2011 (and repeatedly thereafter)?…
Funny
story: That never fucking happened
We now return you to the current blog post already in
progress…
Well, apparently Old Sleepy Head doesn’t remember any of
that. He recently gave a talk – a scream, actually – in Georgia where he
whined:
“I have to listen to the fake news, talking about
affordability. Affordability. You notice, what word have you not heard over the
last two weeks? Affordability.”
Interjection: Yeah, dumbass. That’s because you stopped
saying it ever 30 seconds for the last two weeks, and that’s because nothing is
fucking affordable, in large part because of your fucking illegal tariffs,
which the Supreme Court finally ruled were in fact fucking illegal. And we want
our money back shitface. I’m sorry, we want our money back, shitface, sir.
Back to the bed-wetting…
“Because I won. I’ve won affordability… America’s
back. Our economy is roaring. And our country is respected again, respected
like never, ever before.”
Interjection: that is utter bullshit, with the glaring
exception of that last bit – our country is definitely respected like never,
ever before. Because America had more respect on the day of our nation’s birth,
before we could even walk, than we do right now since you have torn asunder
every important relationship with every single ally. So yes, the respect the
rest of the world (and much of the American citizenry) has for America has
never, ever been shredded so completely.
But wait, there’s more…
After all that, Mr. Fuxit brought up affordability again
during his recent Hate of The Union rally:
“Now, the same people in this chamber who voted for
those disasters suddenly used the word affordability, a word, they just used it
because somebody gave it to them, knowing full well that they caused and
created the increased prices that all of our citizens had to endure… They knew
their statements were a lie, they knew it, they knew their statements were a
dirty, rotten lie. Their policies created the high prices. Our policies are
rapidly ending them. We are doing really well… Just hold on a little while.
We'll get that down. And soon you will see numbers that few people would think
were possible to achieve just a short time ago.”
Wait, he said he “won affordability”.
Surely, Trump’s goal of removing our democracy and transplanting
it in Iran by starting another illegal-war-with-no-plan-for-day-two in the Middle East will bring all
our costs down.
We recently asked,
possibly even implied, that the Fascist/Trump/Epstein Party members of the
House Oversight Committee were clueless idiots because they voluntarily brought
up the completely idiotic and absurd, not to mention 400%, 800%, maybe even
1100% or 200% debunked, Qanon conspiracy theory that Democrats, including Hillary
Clinton, were running a pedophile ring out the basement of a DC area pizza
parlor, which among other things happened not to have a basement. You would
think these yahoos would want to leave any thought of this pathetic debacle in
the bowels of the memory hole, especially since it turns out that countless
non-Democrats (and some Democrats) are up to their eyeballs in the very real,
non-hoax child trafficking and rape factory that was run by Jeffrey Epstein,
Trump’s long-time best friend and fellow pussy-grabber.
When asked about the
impending desperation deposition of Bill Clinton in the ongoing effort to
shield Trump from justice in the Epstein case, Rep. Pat Fallon (Duh-TX) offered
up this absolute gem (i.e., wholly unpolished turd) of a response:
Fux News fuckwit: So
this has never been done before and a former president has never been compelled
to appear before Congress. Is this where this is all heading as of today?
Fallon: “Well we’ve
never had a former president either this close to a convicted felon either
(sic). I mean, it’s problematic.”
There’s A Problem
Alright
Yes, we’ve never had
a former president this close to a convicted felon. What we do have though is a
current (and very soon-to-be-former) president (from Fallon’s party) who is so close to a convicted felon (and adjudicated sexual assaulter),
who used to be best friends with Jeffrey Epstein while Epstein was running the
above-mentioned child trafficking ring and rape island, that he sees one every
single day when he looks at himself in the mirror hundreds of times a day.
Again we must issue
a correction and an apology. Rep. Fallon makes clueless idiots look like
know-it-alls. We apologize to you the audience for our carelessness, and to any
clueless idiots who took offense at being associated with Fallon.
Donald Jeffrey Epstein
Trump has blindsided the midtermsCongressour allies* Iran.
After pretending to engage in a diplomatic solution with the Iranian regime,
Trump decided to pre-empt congressional oversight by launching a surprise
attack on Iran in the middle of the night. Congress was scheduled to vote on a War
Powers resolution related to Iran early next week, since Trump had already
launched a major military presence in the Persian Gulf region.
As part of his
relentless assault on the midterm elections that the Fascist/Trump/Epstein is
all but guaranteed to lose bigly, Trump is attempting to set the stage for avoiding
his third impeachment...I mean, having to testify before Congress regarding his
very close relationship with Epstein and accusations of sexual assault on a
minor…I mean declaring martial law in order to suspend the midterm elections
poised to end his psychotic agenda and stranglehold over our country.
Hollow Words From A Soulless Dunce
As the bombing began,
Trump (the guy who avoided military service at all costs) told the Iranian
people,via his white power
internet platform, “The hour of your freedom is at hand.” Hey, what about us? Is
ours anywhere to be found? He also urged them, “When we are finished, take over
your government. It will be yours to take.” You know, like he tried to do on January
6, 2021. Hey motherfucker, what about us here in America? Should we do that
too? And just how does Dumb Don imagine the Iranian people might achieve this?
Trump spoke on Truth Social, from a lightless room and a brainless head
Trump also addressed
the American people, “The lives of courageous American heroes may be lost.” Because
he wants to cancel the midterm elections. He added that his attack was meant “to
prevent this very wicked, radical dictatorship from threatening America and our
core national security interests.” While his own very wicked, radical dictatorship
threatens America’s core national security interests, our democracy and our
lives. Every. Single. Day.
So yeah, Trump is
calling for regime change in Iran (and a bunch of other places). A large
majority of Americans are calling for regime change in America. If you allows
us to vote this November, we will be able to take a big first step.
Good thing the Nobel people did not give this schmuck a Peace Prize. He should have to return his fake FIFA prize and the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize he was gifted by Venezuela’s opposition leader Maria Machado a month ago.
VOTE.
____________________________________________ *Except for Israel, who happily joined in on Trump’s shit show.
