Not-so-great grandpa had his minions put together a ream of
paper that allegedly (i.e., no fucking way) chronicles all of his fake
accomplishments – and not just the eight or nine or twenty wars he stopped –
all of the accomplishments he thinks he accomplished.
We did not trudge through the entire pile of lies, useless
changes and actual hurtful deeds Don did. Here’s one example of what Der Furor
considers an “accomplishment”
#243: “stripped notorious crackhead and grifter Hunter Biden
of his taxpayer-funded Secret Service detail.”
Wow, how impressive. A big win for…wait, I’m sure it will
come to me. Don’t know about you, but this is a real game-changer for me. And
I’ll be sure to get in touch as soon as I figure out how.
Did Baby Don also include pardoning ex-Honduran President
Juan Orlando Hernández despite his 45-year sentence for drug trafficking 400
tons of cocaine into the U.S. to “stuff the drugs up the gringos’ noses” as an
accomplishment? Or the hundred-or-so other major drug traffickers Der Furor has
pardoned? I guess one man’s accomplishment is another man’s shameful fuck-up.
King Doofus just before whining
about almost being maimed by the binder clip
And then he seems to show that he is just as impressed as we
are with all his “accomplishments”…
STUPID FUCKING UPDATE
Yippee! A new accomplishment. The Trump administration has
secretly overhauled
nuclear safety directives to fast-track the construction of a new
generation of reactors. And guess what, this overhaul did not increase safety
measures. This is especially important since 1) there are at least three
experimental commercial reactors at play, and 2) the risk of nuclear disasters
is only increasing because of all the fucking fracking going on, which has been
causing hundreds of earthquakes every year in places that never had them
before.
So, smoke ‘em if you’ve got ‘em. Get your affairs in order.
And live every day as if it could be your last.
To begin, I would like to apologize for what follows. I am
not happy to feel the need to say this, but we’re in a tight spot, and things
are likely to get darker before we are ever to glimpse the light again.
Desperate times like this call for, among other things, freaking the fuck out.
Despite my at times prickly exterior, I am by nature one who
prefers to build bridges. There is much talk these days about reaching across
the aisle/chasm between the Democratic Party and the Fascist/Trump Party. And
much pleading about building a bridge across the toxic divide between the two
Americas Barack Obama tried to convince us did not exist. Nice try, dude. The
sentiment is understandable…during normal times. These times could not be any
farther from normal. So, fuck that shit.
Clearly Trumpers will not go away, just as many among us are
still fighting the Civil War. These combatants are like the Japanese holdouts who
either doubted that Japan had surrendered or weren’t aware that the war had
ended because communications had been cut off by the Allies. Some feared execution
if they surrendered, or felt bound by honor and loyalty to never surrender. Trumpers
are rabidly loyal and have cut themselves off from communication with the real
world. Their Uncivil War will never end for them.
Unfortunately, one side of the divide can only be described,
if we’re being honest, as pro-fascist. This is not only evidenced by their fear
and loathing of anti-fascists, but more importantly by their undying,
unapologetic, unthinking support of the most authoritarian hairless** ape ever
to reside in, throw ketchup in and partially demolish what can now only be
called the Remains of the White House.
Is this your fucking guy?***
There is simply no bridge that can be built when one side of
the chasm is not just ablaze and booby-trapped, but is populated by dimwits who
are drinking heavily, armed, and blindly firing at will non-stop.
I cannot and will not abide those who support this fascist
regime or this dictatorial douchebag. For all its many, and well documented
flaws, I still appreciate the American democracy we have had for nearly 249
years up until Trump began shitting all over it, and I still have hopes for a
more perfect union. And that union does not include meddling with our own
elections, reigniting our imperialist meddling in other countries, or anyone in
our government, let alone the goddam president literally and figuratively
dry-humping our flag and tearing at the fabric of our Constitution by among
other things sending the military into our cities to combat non-existent
threats, and execute peaceful protesting citizens. Fuck that shit.
This is your fucking guy?***
I cannot make peace with those who applaud a demented
autocrat who keeps bragging about passing repeated cognitive tests as though
that meant he was now a member of MENSA, or those who would support said
autocrat who invaded another country and kidnapped their leader, the last straw
being because their (autocratic, asshole) leader mocked his pathetic excuse for
dancing.
I cannot tolerate those who ignorantly worship a man who
allows (demands?) his Department of WhoresWar Defense to punish
a decorated veteran, now Senator – whose politician wife was shot in the head
while engaging with constituents – for reminding active-duty military of their
oath, which includes the requirement to not follow illegal orders. Guilty
conscience much?
THIS IS YOUR FUCKING GUY!***
I will not attempt to engage or reason with these people.
They are, to coin a phrase, deplorable. They are irredeemable, unless they
themselves one day look in the mirror and say “What the fuck was I thinking?
This guy I’ve been literally worshiping is a disgrace to humanity. He is
ruining this country; he will be responsible for countless deaths right here in
America (on top of the hundreds of thousands he killed with his mishandling of
the COVID pandemic) and he’s threatening the world order.” Then we can talk.
Nope. I do not like this Orange Scam. I hate these assholes
Sam I Am.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
______________________________________________ *We recently discussed the 1957
film A Face in The Crowd starring Andy Griffith. Just one year later
Griffith starred in a much more lighthearted film called No Time For Sergeants.
**No one knows what that is on top of his head is, but that shit ain’t hair.
***These are all real fucking pictures.
I. Mangrey drawing a line in the sand, in the air and on
solid ground.
BONUS TRACK
ICE, FUCK You - A Protest Song
for Minneapolis
DOUBLE BONUS TRACK
Springsteen & Tom Morello – Live in Minneapolis, Jan 30, 2026
A few days ago, we explained how AI Will Kill Us Before It Kills Us. And you let me count the ways. Laugh if
you want; it’s probably not even your real laugh at this point. It has begun
and there is no turning back. Especially now that Der Furor has banned any
restrictions or oversight for at least 10 years. Huh? And handed over our top AI
tech to China. Huh?
No sooner did
someone come out with a very humanoid robot, sprinkled with AI, and able to
mimic the movements of its “coach”, but the battle for supremacy began in
earnest. And this will not be merely a battle of intelligence. There will be
blood in the streets. And not just from ICE shooting people in the head. I was
going to say that killing machines don’t see color, but I’m pretty sure racism
can be programmed in or learned on the fly.
Notice that R2-FuckU not only disabled his benefactor like
Butch Cassidy in a knife fight with a much bigger man,
but he immediately mocked his victim.
FRIGHTENING
UPDATE
We
have also just learned that AI “agents” are starting their own social networks.
They are watching us. They are talking about us. They are doing tasks and
developing skills without their “owners” knowing it beforehand. They are
plotting and planning and we are too stupid to be able to either monitor them
or stop them. They are already smarter than almost all of us put together. They
do not have corporeal forms with unknown expiration dates. Be afraid. Be very
afraid.
We’re
also hearing that Trump’s DOJ lackeys will soon (whatever the fuck that means)
be releasing two million more Epstein Pedo-files (including 2,000 videos and
180,000 images) . It seems, and we’ll have to wait for others to sift through
this mountain of needles to find the most significant needles. Thus far we have
heard that 1) names and identifying details of some of the Epstein survivors
remains unredacted (one legal reporter already found 20 survivors improperly redacted, though gobs of other text was
redacted without the explanation required by law), and 2) at least some documents that mention Trump had been
removed, but are now returned. And you can take that to the bathroom. All that
can be said for now is WHAT THE FUCK!
Of
course, we have no way of knowing what tiny percentage of what we hear from this
administration might have even a fleeting relationship to the truth, so we will
have no way of knowing if we ever did see all the files. The murderer is also
the chief investigator, prosecutor and judge.
But
Wait, There’s More
Add the
above to the report that the FBI just raided the Fulton County, Georgia’s election
facility and carted off all their 2020 ballots to do god-knows-what-with. The raid
included the first proof-of-life appearance by Director of National
Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard, who had been presumed dead due to not being seen
for many months, and who had no business being anywhere near such an operation.
This incursion only happened because psycho-baby Donald still wants to win the 2020 election. Some of you
might already know this, but for those who don’t keep track of these things, 2020
was six years ago.
It has
not yet been confirmed that these ballots are being held in the same facility
as Nicholas Maduro, who Keith Olbermann thinks might have been kidnapped in
order to have him confess to rigging the 2020 election in coordination with Joe
Biden. According to Olbermann’s thinking, this could be a precursor to charging
Biden with election fraud and having him arrested.
As one
Fulton County election official noted,
“Now,
we don’t know where our election records have been taken. While they were here,
they were safe and secure. Once they left that facility last night in those FBI
trucks, I don’t know where they are now, I don’t know who has them, I don’t know
what they’re doing with them. Are they opening the boxes, are they stuffing
other ballots in there? I have no idea. No clue.”
This
of course, is all in service to Death Squad Donny’s Big Lie, you know, the one
that ended up in the seditious assault on the Capitol on Jan 6. That and apparently old Donny
just can’t stop stealing documents. And hiding documents. Did someone say Epstein?
We could
make this shit up, but we would never perpetrate something so heinous.
_______________________________________________ *Man, whatever is in those files must really be
bad for old Fartenstein, because his flying monkeys are really working their
little tails off trying to figure out how to protect him from letting the
public in on it.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought
For The Day.
Well, this is it
boys and girls. The big event. You won’t want to miss the opportunity not seeing the most
talked-about, high-profile biggest flop of the Melania…I mean, millennium.
From the man that
brought you the biggest killer of small businesses this side of Walmart, one of
the wealthiest, greediest, Trumpiest suck-ups this side of JD Vance – Jeff
Bezos, the man who gave the worst first lady $40M for her worthless three-weeks-of-her-life
story.
Put it on your
calendar for today, make sure you prepare to miss the first showing, and stay
home and watch paint dry. You’ll be glad you did.
You thought it was
a joke. You thought the trailer was the work of The Onion. But, no it’s as
pathetically stupid as it is real.
Here it is (and you
need to yell this in a loud, Jerry Lewis-type ALL CAPS voice…
MELANIA
I’ve noticed that many
articles refer to this blockblunder film as ‘Melania’. It’s MELANIA dammit.
What do they think she is, some low-rent hooker? MELANIA is the first fucking
lady for fuck sake. Treat her and her schlockumentary with the fake respect she
never earned. This kind of bullshit just corrodes my crockpot. After all, Bezos
bribed $40M for the story and kicked in another $35M to promote this worthless
piece of shit…I’m sorry this piece of gold-plated shit.
A “True” Story
Be sure to get your
tickets while they last, which by all accounts will be until the Sun burns out.
They’re selling nobody’s…buying. And make sure to miss it today, because it
will be gone tomorrow*, that is if you can even find a theater stupid enough to
make it available for you to Natsee. Also, This Too
Not only will this bribe, er
fuckumentary go down as one of the worst, least seen pieces of shit ever to insult
a set of eyeballs, we’ve just learned that historians did not exactly give the
subject of this travesty a rousing Rotten Tomatoes review either, though they did
unanimously give a very loud, piercing YELP!
Well, at least the crappy couple deserve each other
____________________________________________________ *That is if they don’t shut it down half-way through,
gather all theater employees to toss it in the dumpster, and piss all over it.
