Bruises on his hand? What about him sucking his tiny thumb?
In the article, Jim Acosta is quoted
as saying “The way he obsesses over this golf course in D.C., it's exactly what
you're saying, Joe. These are sort of like the ramblings of somebody who just
... They just need to not be in charge of the country and in charge of the
nuclear codes.”
The country and the nuclear codes?
Nobody exhibiting the behaviors we see from Trump should be in charge of tying
his own shoes or dressing himself. Or arranging that stuff desperately trying –
and failing miserably – to cover his head, or applying however many pounds of
frosting cover his face.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Headline Of The
Day.
Ariel:
Let’s hit the ground spinning and take our first call. And who do we have on
the line?
Caller:
My name is Raymond J. Johnson Jr. Now you can call me Ray, or you can call me
J, or you can call me Johnny, or you can call me Sonny, or you can call me
Junie, or you can call me Ray J, or you can call me RJ, or you can call me RJJ,
or you can call me RJJ Jr...but you doesn't hasta call me Johnson!
Ariel:
Okay, I’m going with RJ, what can I play for you RJ?
Caller:
Thanks Ariel. I could really use a shot of Steppenwolf. I know it’s a long one,
but how about bringing out the Monster. Please send this out to a special
someone – Now you can call him Donny, or you can call him Dummy, or you can
call him Bigly, or you can call him Covfefe, or you can call him Rapey Don, or
you can call him Moby Don, but you doesn’t hasta call him “Sir”. May he get his
big, dumb ass handed to him next week. To paraphrase the song, “Now he’s a
monster and will not obey.”
John Kay & Steppenwolf
– Monster/Suicide/America – LIVE
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Eight days until Election
Day and this is what is going on in our name.
Reporter: “Is there any scenario in which the
Department of Justice would try to block states from certifying the election?”
Attorney General Todd
Blanche: “Yes, of course. It is not
DOJ’s intention to improperly interfere with elections or the state
certification process, but ...”
Not only will
Alternative Attorney General Toad Blanche not rule out interfering with the
coming midterm elections, he and his Department of Just Trump are preemptively threatening
to interfere with the election for senator in Alaska if the Democrat Mary
Peltola emerges victorious. There is a third candidate in the race who just
happens to have the same first and last name as the incumbent
Fascist/Trump/Epstein/Sedition Party candidate Dan Sullivan. Desperate Donald
said, whining like a baby, tears in his eyes, it was his idea to decertify the
election if Peltola wins. How’s that for democracy.
Blanche claimed that
the second Dan Sullivan was backed by Democrats in order to siphon votes away
from the incumbent Sullivan. Funny thing, the non-incumbent entered the race
specifically because he thinks Trump has infected the party he belongs to. He is
not a Democrat or a Democrat plant – that’s the kind of thing Trump’s party has
done repeatedly.
Not to mention that
the Alaska Supreme Court has already ruled in favor of Blanche butting the fuck
out of Alaska’s business. Plus, that Constitution thingy says the federal
government has no authority over state elections.
We are dealing with
a bunch of lizard-brained, cornered, rabid creatures who will stop at nothing
to hold on to power. We live in disgraceful times.
Blanche made it
clear that he is under the complete bullshit impression – it is not a delusion
since he knows this is pure unadulterated, USDA-approved-if-they-did-that- anymore,
Wagyu feces – that he is not the People’s lawyer, but works for Donald
“Death-To-America” Trump. He said as much during a recent interview.
Blanche: There was
this misperception that there’s this separation between the Department of
Justice (now the Department of Just Trump) and the White House (now the Remains
of the White House), and everyone likes to champion that. And they accuse me
of, of, of not suffering from independence. I don’t. I work for president
Trump.”
Barack Obama (to all
U.S. attorneys HE nominated): “You do not work for me. You work for the public.
You take an oath of office to the Constitution of the United States.”
To quote John Kay of
Steppenwolf, “America, where are you now? Don’t you care about your sons and
daughters [etc]?”
Here’s a blast from the past, one of his more
cogent remarks before Donnie Dementia completely lost it
Short and WTF
_________________________________________ *As always, the full context does not make it any better. Also, good
chance this feature will be popping up constantly for at least the next four
years. Sorry.
This has been another painful edition of Don Trump Actually
Fucking Said This™*
Remember, it will get worse before it gets much worse.
An increasingly desperate and rapidly
declining Donald Trump is relegated to campaigning in red states as he attempts
to mitigate what looks to be a very painful referendum on his historically
failed presidency– his midterm approval is the lowest of any president ever (and
still falling) – in the imminent midterms. He took a break from destroying
Washington, DC and golfing, and dragged his sorry ass to Ohio to rescue
trailing incumbent John Husted…
“I
don’t do this with men very often. I started examining his body. I looked, I watched
up and down, I looked at his ass, I looked at the whole thing. And then I looked
at his hands. He’s got these like claws.” Donald Jezebel
Trump, October 12, 2026
describing Senate incumbent from Ohio, John Husted
It's fun to "stay" at the YMCA
Later that week the president with the most
fake hair and makeup in American history sloshed to Kentucky, home of the 90%
deceased Mitch McConnell, to campaign for his hand-picked candidate for the
House...
At this
same event, Dainty Don decided to again regale the crowd with his thoughts on
his preferred Senate candidate from Ohio…
“I never did that with a man before. I
examined his ass, and then I looked at his shoulders. I looked at his feet. I
looked at his hand. I looked at his jawline. Studied him. He’s got a jawline.” Donald Jezebel Trump, October 17, 2026
describing Senate incumbent from Ohio, John Husted
Examined
his ass?
He’s Hot For Creature
“I’m studying his body. I’ve never studied
the body of a man before. Bit I looked at his ass. (long pause) And then I looked
at his legs and I said his ass his ass is like, it’s like a pile of muscle.” Donald Jezebel Trump, October 20, 2026
describing Senate incumbent from Ohio, John Husted…again
Okay, what the fuck
is a pile of muscle?
Clearly
Donald misses his old playmate Lindsey Graham and is making his way out of the
closet.* Not that there’s anything wrong with that…there’s just something wrong
with every other fucking thing about him. Very wrong.
Martin Mull – Men
________________________________________ *Either that or he’s a
closeted proctologist.
And don’t even get
me started on Donny Darling’s insatiable man-crush on Vladimir Putin.
We’ve
been focused on playing your requests, but sometimes your faithful DJ just has
to take the old tonearm into her own hands and lay something on you that you
might not know but are sure to request regularly once it gets into your system.
With such a vast quantity of shit hitting so many
fans, the Paying Attention™ news, entertainment and dire warning crew is doing
everything they can to stay on top of the mountain of hourly disasters and
daily depredations and acts of treason and fascism that bombard our inner
airwaves (what the kids today call bandwidth). It’s clear we all need a little
cheering up, a musical interlude if you will. Even a song with a message takes
the edge off, if only briefly.
Here’s a catchy ditty, a little-known classic we know you’re gonna love.
This one’s for me and the gang at Paying Attention™. And for you, the
discerning public, yearning to breathe free. It’s one of our favorites, a timeless
classic that still rings true 55 years after its birth.
Enjoy.
Canned Heat – So Sad (The
World Is In A Tangle)
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we’ll get ‘em on the air.
Hot on the heels of yesterday’s American Goebbels Pic Of The
Day, we bring you another neo-Nazi numbskull, fascist fuckwit and authoritarian
asshole, who is the subject of a new documentary.
Oscar-winning documentarian Alex Gibney has turned his focus
on DOGE dickhead Elon Musk.
“An enrapturing evisceration.” The Playlist “A lacerating portrait of power lust and delusion.” Variety “The definitive examination of the world’s richest megalomaniac.” IndieWire
Word on the street is Musk is donating more to
Fascist/Trump/Epstein/Sedition Party candidates than all donors to Democratic
Party candidates. Musk is, after all, the richest shithead on the planet. He is
also helping to prop up fascists the world over. Musk is also fucking around
with the defensive capabilities of Ukraine.
Just days ago, right after Trump’s fake “energy ceasefire”
between Ukraine and no one else, Musk
suddenly cut off Ukraine’s military from access to Starlink’s Star Shield
satellite internet service in the middle of battles.* At the same time, Musk’s
best friend useful idiot Donald Trump withheld warning of Russian missile attacks on Ukraine, leading to more dead
Ukrainian citizens. The U.S. has historically shared intelligence with Ukraine
before attacks. That is, until Putin’s wingman took the White House.
During a recent interview with MS NOW’s Chris Hayes, the
following exchange took place between Hayes and Gibney…
Hayes: [Musk] comes off as an unloved, unlovable,
pathetic, cringey, racist idiot.
Gibney: Yeah.
Hayes: That’s how he comes off.
Gibney: I think that’s fair.
The film is just minutes shy of four hours.
____________________________________ *Musk insists it was Trump’s
decision to cut Ukraine off. Neither one of these idiotic, power-hungry,
fascist liars can be believed. UPDATE:
The global consensus seems to be that Trump made the decision. Whatever, dude. DOUBLE
UPDATE: Oops. Rupert Murdoch’s Wall Street Journal reports that it was Musk who
ordered the shutdown of Starlink that allowed Trump’s boss Putin to bomb a
defenseless Ukraine.
A vote for Trump is a vote for Miller.And Vance.And Hegseth.A vote for Trump is
a vote for RFingK, Jr. and a vote for Elon Musk, Mark Fuckerberg and the rest of the Nerd Reich
and their disastrous data centers and unfettered AI. And for Kash Patel and the
rest of Der Furor’s filthy-rich, sociopathic scabinet. It’s a vote for Todd
Blanche, Samuel Alito, “Uncle” Thomas, Kavanaugh, Gorsuch, Coney Barrett and
John Roberts. And whichever other fucking fuckwits are not stapled to the top
of my head.
It’s time to send all these fucking clowns home
for the holidays and perpetuity.
This
has been your Paying Attention™ Pic Of The Day.
