Elections Are For Suckers And Losers
February 6, 2026
First,
a word from our sponsor…
EPSTEIN FILES*
There
are still plenty of no-doubt-juicy files out there waiting to be wrenched from
the claws of Trump’s protectors. Despite the recent release of 3,000,000 more
documents, we were only recently told that there were 6,000,000 stil being
“processed”. They originally claimed that millions and millions did not exist,
and despite Trump’s criminal criminal attorney insisting that they’ve released
everything, for some reason we know there are tons more they are hiding.
These
sleazebags managed to leave visible personal information about survivors of
Epstein’s sex trafficking/rape enterprise, of which there is literally no way
in hell Trump – and many other scumbags apparently too well-known to mention –
was unaware. While purposely putting these victims in grave danger by exposing
them, the Trump protectors at the Department of what was formerly known as
Justice continues to hide the names and/or deeds of an unknown number of
Epstein co-conspirators and customers for his trafficked children. In fact, we were
told that the most graphic, horrific images were too disgusting to be released.
But they apparently weren’t too graphic and horrific for them to have been done
to under-age girls. By the hundreds. For years and years.
Release
all the fucking files you scum sucking weasels!*
Let’s
all help Rape-y Don keep his promise to release all the Epstein Pedo-files, and
to obey the Epstein File Transparency Act he signed into law requiring the
release of all the files.
And now,
back to the non-child-sex-trafficking news…
Meanwhile,
the Trump-infested (low)intelligence community along with the Department of
Fatherland security are very busy pre-emptively disrupting the midterm
elections which figure to put Trump in a legislative straightjacket by sweeping
dozens of Fascist/Trumpers out of the House, and quite possibly grabbing a
majority in the Senate. This could bring Trump's onslaught against democracy
and America to a screeching halt.
This is not a legislative straightjacket,
but it will do in a pinch
Scared
shitless about the coming midterms*, El Dementiadente moaned that he has
accomplished so much that “when you think of it, we shouldn’t even have an
election.”
That’s
funny, when I think of it, you should not only be removed from office
immediately and institutionalized, you should be in jail for the rest of your
unnatural life.
Trump
is also shitting his diaper about getting impeached when he loses the midterms.
On January 6th, the fifth anniversary of his attempt to overthrow
the newly, duly elected government of the United States, because he fuckin lost
the election to Joe Biden, Trump whined
“You
gotta win the midterms. ‘Cause if we don’t win the midterms, it’s just gonna be, I
mean they’ll find a reason to impeach me. I’ll get impeached.”
Are
you fucking kidding me? Find a reason? You mean
pick a reason. We are practically drowning in the
impeachable offenses this rat fucker commits every fucking day. You can barely
take a step without ending up with a bunch of his impeachable offenses eating
away the bottoms of your shoes. You cannot take a breath without choking 10 or
20 of Trump’s impeachable offenses. He has amassed more impeachable offenses
than there are guns in America.
Not
to mention Trump’s frequent mention of staying in office long past his
expiration date. There he goes again…
From just a few days ago
He is
not fucking kidding. He has no intention of leaving without a civil war.
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*All apologies to real weasels everywhere.
**Darn Old Trump continues to float an unconstitutional third term (maybe four
or twenty) as president. As though there will be anything left to be president
of if he manages to live out this one.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought
For The Day.
We never said it would be pretty.
