The
Face That Launched A Thousand Ulcers
September 8, 2026
Blobulent man-baby needs his ugly mug everywhere
This has been your Paying Attention™ Pic Of The Day.
Tuesday, September 8, 2026
Pic Of The Day – Department Of Just Trump
Sunday, September 6, 2026
Thought For The Day – Small Potatoes?
September 6, 2026
Earlier
today we posted about Vice Gaslighter JD Vance not calling a war a war. His boss
called his optional conflagration “small potatoes”. Perspiring minds think old Near-Death
Donny must have mistaken the “small potatoes” he sees in the mirror for his burgeoning
WAR with Iran.
Trump’s
war with Iran has resulted in the deaths of 18 service members, which or course
is 18 too many, but all of Trump’s other actions have killed many thousands more.
There is only one way to stop him from killing more of us. Or so it is thought
by many people who are not me. No one I know would ever think such a thing. Not
even sure what that might mean.
All I
can say is, whatever makes sense.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day.
Fascinating – Vance Is Hell
Professional
idiot, presumed alien and current vainglorious vice president JD Vance (not his
real name) said of Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump’s illegal, ill-conceived,
completely failing clusterfuck in Iran,
“I would not call it a war.”
This
from the same knuckle-dragger who claims that he sofa he spent so many intimate
evenings with “was not my girlfriend”.
Many
people are wondering what it would take for Vance to label something as “a war”.
Would you call the incessant bombing of Iran, including the destruction of
an Iranian girls school on day one, and now the bombing of a wedding, coupled
with the repeated and devastating attacks by Iran (and others) on numerous
American military bases throughout the region, the Strait of Hormuz blockaded and mined for more than six months, 18 American
service members dead and nearly one thousand more wounded** and thousands of Iranian civilians dead, munitions supplies running dangerously low, a war.
Does
Vance consider the Civil War an era of brotherly love? Vietnam just a game of
dominos? Donald Trump a great president? “Hang Mike Pence” a plea to finish
doing the laundry?
Inquiring
minds don’t give a flying fuck what Vance thinks about anything. This guy is as
valuable as a used condom, and doughy douchebag to whom no one should be giving
the time of day.
Then
again, Vance also claims he will be running for president. He might first want
to learn what a war is. Then he can learn how to interact with normal humans and how to order donuts. Nobody
else who has ever ordered a dozen donuts described what they wanted as
“whatever makes sense”.
JD
Vance is a war…oops, I meant whore. Whatever makes sense.
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*Absolutely NOTHING!! Good god, y’all.
**That they're telling us about
Saturday, September 5, 2026
Question For The Day – Who's To Blame
September 5, 2026
Previous recent job numbers have been very
poor. Problems like this are immediately, repeatedly and vigorously blamed on
Joe Biden, despite the fact the Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump has been in office
for nearly two years now.
The most recent job numbers report showed a
significant uptick in jobs during the month of August.* When any numbers
displease Dour Leader he refuses to believe them. It is therefore our duty as
concerned citizens to not believe these numbers that favor Trump.
Today’s Question For The Day:
Why isn’t Trump blaming these numbers on Joe
Biden?
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*These numbers, like anything
coming out of this administration should be assumed to be filthy, stinking lies
until proven otherwise.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Question For The Day.
Friday, September 4, 2026
Thought For The Day – Innocent As Sin
My
Client Didn’t Do It…Well, He Did, But So What
September
4, 2026
Todd
Blanche, Trump’s newly installed attorney general has been pushing for lifetime
immunity from any tax audit or related prosecution for Deadbeat Don and his
entire crime family, their businesses and “related entities”. Blanche pretended
to say this is no longer on the table (with his fingers crossed underneath said
table) in order to allow Fascist/Trump/Epstein/Sedition Party senators to
pretend Blanche deserved to be confirmed as Trump’s personal…I mean attorney
general of the Donald Trump…I mean the United States in order to protect and
defend Donald Trump…I mean the Constitution. Even though during his
confirmation hearing Blanche Freudian slipped himself into saying he was
Trump’s “personal attorney”. Oopsie.
As
you would no doubt agree, nothing shouts “I’m innocent” like attempting to
shield oneself from any and all investigation and any possible consequences
related to alleged and/or blatantly obvious illegal activity.
G.
Zus Christ
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought
For The Day.
Thursday, September 3, 2026
Thought For The Day – On Donald Trump
George Washington Could Not Tell A Lie, Trump Can’t Not Tell A
Lie
September 3, 2026
The Grim Sleeper
I
say, let lying dogs sleep.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day.
Tuesday, September 1, 2026
Anti-Social, Anti-Security
Stupid
Or Evil? You Make The Call*
September 1, 2026
I can't believe
this. Shit is so fucked up that when we were Beefing about Social Security a little while back on the last episode of The
Beefing, I forgot my biggest pet peeve when it comes to the so-called shortfall
for the social safety net for our nation’s seniors (one of which I happen to
be). Tax the fucking rich like everyone else.** It’s not enough just to tax
their income at a rate more like that of real people who work for a living. In
one of the more insane, pathetic, and borderline criminal statutes, earnings
over $184,500 are not taxed for Social Security. WTFF.
Let’s be real: 1)
The party of Reagan, the Bushes, and Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump have been
trying to kill one of the most successful, critical and humane social programs
in this nation’s history since its inception, and 2) these protectors of the
wealthy (and pedophiles) despise anyone who is not among the richest one
percent of Americans (or a pedophile). As if all that was not bad enough, now
unless Congress acts – which can only happen if the
Fascist/Trump/Epstein/Sedition Party is exiled to Elba, or Alcatraz or the
Gates of Hell after hopefully being trounced in the 2026 midterms, the 2028
presidential, et al election and the foreseeable future – millions of Americans
who depend on Social Security could see their benefits cut by as much as 24
percent in 2032, averaging a loss of nearly $500 a month.
How do people
actually vote for these assholes?
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*Probably both.
**Actually, a higher rate would be more appropriate since they’ve been getting
away with this sanctioned thievery for so long. Also, they have any number of
loopholes which allow them to hoard gobs of money they didn’t even have to work
for; much of which accrues thanks to the labor of the little people. Enough already.
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report. 
Sunday, August 30, 2026
Fraught For The Day – Warts In A Name?
Donald
Fucking Trump continues his crusade to Make America Groan Again and end the
Great Experiment in democracy. It wasn’t enough for him to invade Iran and
cause the closing of the Strait of Hormuz, which has caused chaos across the
globe. He is now claiming that the Strait is open. It is not. Trump, as we have
known for quite some time, is completely delusional and an inveterate liar. The
only thing that is open is to door for Iran to now control the Strait for the
foreseeable future.
Brain-damaged
Don also signed another of his countless idiotic executive orders, this time to
rename Lake Ontario, which was named in the 1600s, long before there was an
America. In a move that shocked everyone, he did not name it after himself. This
was such an important announcement he didn’t post it on his fake-Twitter
account, as he has with things like the war in Iran, he did this one for the
cameras. The new name, whatever Don might think he is giving it, should be, at
least for now, Lake Woebegotten.
Lame-brained loser makes
his (temporary) pathetic mark
In
Related News…
Congressman
Jamie Raskin has dubbed Trump’s continually worsening Donald J. Trump Memorial Regurgitation
Pool (formerly the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool) the Strait of Warm Ooze.
Well played congressman.
Freak
out…
I
mean, Peace Out.
We’re All Water – John &
Yoko
This has been your Paying Attention™ Fraught
For The Day.
Friday, August 28, 2026
Broken News – Fake America
August 28, 2026
The already-rotting-soon-to-be
corpse commonly known as Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump, he of the deranged Sharpie
is at it again. In the latest volley in his completely insane trade war with Canada,
bedazzling in a fresh coat of Crayola, Dementia Don is throwing his over-weight
around, believing he has won again by signing an executive order to rename Lake
Ontario as Lake America.
Do not adjust your set or your meds.*
He painted himself that color.
This comes on the
heels of the Navy announcing that it is considering reneging on naming an
aircraft carrier after an actual war hero, considering instead naming the ship
after the commander-in-crayon.
One imagines that
jinxing such a vessel by naming it – presumably USS Bonespurs – after an
insurrectionist, will probably see the carrier explode or simply sink under the
weight of the stupidity responsible for this miscarriage of justice and sanity.
Conversely, Donald Trump shits his pants and surrenders on something
every day, throws ketchup at the wall when his insurrection fails, and
essentially raped countless women for a living.
By all means, name an aircraft carrier after this.
But really, could this mental patient sans treatment be any more clueless? Damaged Don actually posted this. On purpose.
Why yes, apparently he can be more clueless.
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*Well, you actually might want
to adjust your meds. ENDITOL
anyone? Rent-A-Coma? Someone
definitely needs to adjust his meds though.
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled
crushing disbelief.
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