Thought For The Day – Small Potatoes?

Killer On The Loose

September 6, 2026

Earlier today we posted about Vice Gaslighter JD Vance not calling a war a war. His boss called his optional conflagration “small potatoes”. Perspiring minds think old Near-Death Donny must have mistaken the “small potatoes” he sees in the mirror for his burgeoning WAR with Iran.

Trump’s war with Iran has resulted in the deaths of 18 servicemembers, which or course is 18 too many, but all of Trump’s other actions have killed many thousands more. There is only one way to stop him from killing more of us. Or so it is thought by many people who are not me. No one I know would ever think such a thing. Not even sure what that might mean.

All I can say is, whatever makes sense.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day.

Fascinating – Vance Is Hell

Vance! What Is He Good For*

September 6, 2026

Professional idiot, presumed alien and current vainglorious vice president JD Vance (not his real name) said of Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump’s illegal, ill-conceived, completely failing clusterfuck  in Iran, “I would not call it a war.”

This from the same knuckle-dragger who claims that he sofa he spent so many intimate evenings with “was not my girlfriend”.

Many people are wondering what it would take for Vance to label something as “a war”. Would you call the incessant bombing of Iran, including the destruction of an Iranian girls school on day one, and now the bombing of a wedding, coupled with the repeated and devastating attacks by Iran (and others) on numerous American military bases throughout the region, the Strait of Hormuz blockaded and mined for more than six months, 18 American servicemembers dead and nearly one thousand more wounded** and thousands of Iranian civilians dead, munitions supplies running dangerously low, a war.

Does Vance consider the Civil War an era of brotherly love? Vietnam just a game of dominos? Donald Trump a great president? “Hang Mike Pence” a plea to finish doing the laundry?

Inquiring minds don’t give a flying fuck what Vance thinks about anything. This guy is as valuable as a used condom, and doughy douchebag to whom no one should be giving the time of day.

Then again, Vance also claims he will be running for president. He might first want to learn what a war is. Then he can learn how to interact with normal humans and how to order donuts. Nobody else who has ever ordered a dozen donuts described what they wanted as “whatever makes sense”.

JD Vance is a war…oops, I meant whore. Whatever makes sense.

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*Absolutely NOTHING!! Good god, y’all.
**That they're telling us about

Question For The Day – Who's To Blame

Numbing Numbers

September 5, 2026

Previous recent job numbers have been very poor. Problems like this are immediately, repeatedly and vigorously blamed on Joe Biden, despite the fact the Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump has been in office for nearly two years now.

The most recent job numbers report showed a significant uptick in jobs during the month of August.* When any numbers displease Dour Leader he refuses to believe them. It is therefore our duty as concerned citizens to not believe these numbers that favor Trump.

Today’s Question For The Day:

Why isn’t Trump blaming these numbers on Joe Biden?

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*These numbers, like anything coming out of this administration should be assumed to be filthy, stinking lies until proven otherwise. 

This has been your Paying Attention™ Question For The Day.

Thought For The Day – Innocent As Sin

My Client Didn’t Do It…Well, He Did, But So What

September 4, 2026

Todd Blanche, Trump’s newly installed attorney general has been pushing for lifetime immunity from any tax audit or related prosecution for Deadbeat Don and his entire crime family, their businesses and “related entities”. Blanche pretended to say this is no longer on the table (with his fingers crossed underneath said table) in order to allow Fascist/Trump/Epstein/Sedition Party senators to pretend Blanche deserved to be confirmed as Trump’s personal…I mean attorney general of the Donald Trump…I mean the United States in order to protect and defend Donald Trump…I mean the Constitution. Even though during his confirmation hearing Blanche Freudian slipped himself into saying he was Trump’s “personal attorney”. Oopsie.

As you would no doubt agree, nothing shouts “I’m innocent” like attempting to shield oneself from any and all investigation and any possible consequences related to alleged and/or blatantly obvious illegal activity.

G. Zus Christ

This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day.

Thought For The Day – On Donald Trump

George Washington Could Not Tell A Lie, Trump Can’t Not Tell A Lie

September 3, 2026

The Grim Sleeper

I say, let lying dogs sleep.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day.

Anti-Social, Anti-Security

Stupid Or Evil? You Make The Call*

September 1, 2026

I can't believe this. Shit is so fucked up that when we were Beefing about Social Security a little while back on the last episode of The Beefing, I forgot my biggest pet peeve when it comes to the so-called shortfall for the social safety net for our nation’s seniors (one of which I happen to be). Tax the fucking rich like everyone else.** It’s not enough just to tax their income at a rate more like that of real people who work for a living. In one of the more insane, pathetic, and borderline criminal statutes, earnings over $184,500 are not taxed for Social Security. WTFF.

Let’s be real: 1) The party of Reagan, the Bushes, and Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump have been trying to kill one of the most successful, critical and humane social programs in this nation’s history since its inception, and 2) these protectors of the wealthy (and pedophiles) despise anyone who is not among the richest one percent of Americans (or a pedophile). As if all that was not bad enough, now unless Congress acts – which can only happen if the Fascist/Trump/Epstein/Sedition Party is exiled to Elba, or Alcatraz or the Gates of Hell after hopefully being trounced in the 2026 midterms, the 2028 presidential, et al election and the foreseeable future – millions of Americans who depend on Social Security could see their benefits cut by as much as 24 percent in 2032, averaging a loss of nearly $500 a month.

How do people actually vote for these assholes?

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*Probably both.
**Actually, a higher rate would be more appropriate since they’ve been getting away with this sanctioned thievery for so long. Also, they have any number of loopholes which allow them to hoard gobs of money they didn’t even have to work for; much of which accrues thanks to the labor of the little people. Enough already.

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             

Fraught For The Day – Warts In A Name?

Water On The “Brain”

August 30, 2026

Donald Fucking Trump continues his crusade to Make America Groan Again and end the Great Experiment in democracy. It wasn’t enough for him to invade Iran and cause the closing of the Strait of Hormuz, which has caused chaos across the globe. He is now claiming that the Strait is open. It is not. Trump, as we have known for quite some time, is completely delusional and an inveterate liar. The only thing that is open is to door for Iran to now control the Strait for the foreseeable future.

Brain-damaged Don also signed another of his countless idiotic executive orders, this time to rename Lake Ontario, which was named in the 1600s, long before there was an America. In a move that shocked everyone, he did not name it after himself. This was such an important announcement he didn’t post it on his fake-Twitter account, as he has with things like the war in Iran, he did this one for the cameras. The new name, whatever Don might think he is giving it, should be, at least for now, Lake Woebegotten.

Lame-brained loser makes his (temporary) pathetic mark

In Related News…

Congressman Jamie Raskin has dubbed Trump’s continually worsening Donald J. Trump Memorial Regurgitation Pool (formerly the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool) the Strait of Warm Ooze. Well played congressman.

Freak out…

I mean, Peace Out.

We’re All Water – John & Yoko

This has been your Paying Attention™ Fraught For The Day.

Broken News – Fake America

Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.

August 28, 2026

The already-rotting-soon-to-be corpse commonly known as Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump, he of the deranged Sharpie is at it again. In the latest volley in his completely insane trade war with Canada, bedazzling in a fresh coat of Crayola, Dementia Don is throwing his over-weight around, believing he has won again by signing an executive order to rename Lake Ontario as Lake America.

Do not adjust your set or your meds.*

He painted himself that color.

This comes on the heels of the Navy announcing that it is considering reneging on naming an aircraft carrier after an actual war hero, considering instead naming the ship after the commander-in-crayon.

One imagines that jinxing such a vessel by naming it – presumably USS Bonespurs – after an insurrectionist, will probably see the carrier explode or simply sink under the weight of the stupidity responsible for this miscarriage of justice and sanity.

Conversely, Donald Trump shits his pants and surrenders on something every day, throws ketchup at the wall when his insurrection fails, and essentially raped countless women for a living.

By all means, name an aircraft carrier after this.

But really, could this mental patient sans treatment be any more clueless? Damaged Don actually posted this. On purpose.

Why yes, apparently he can be more clueless.

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*Well, you actually might want to adjust your meds. ENDITOL anyone? Rent-A-Coma? Someone definitely needs to adjust his meds though.
 

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled crushing disbelief.

Don Trump Actually Fucking Said This™*

 

Dr. Dementia Does It Again

August 27, 2026

“Pretend PLEASE, that I’m on the ballot.”
                          Donald “Death-To-America” Trump, August 25, 2026

Deathbed Donald currently has the “strong support” of 13% of Americans. Even the Fascist/Trump/Epstein/Sedition Party only polls at 35% who strongly support the absolute worst, most criminal, sleepiest, dumbest, insanely narcissistic and most anti-democratic POTUS ever to insult, assault and desecrate the White House. These polling numbers perfectly complement his ball-kicking 64% nation-wide disapproval rating.

This demented, decomposing, dung-heap somehow “thinks” he is not on the ballot. First of all, every sitting (or in this case shitting) president is essentially on the ballot during every midterm election. And things usually do not go so well for them. In this case, especially since this “president” never shuts the fuck up and constantly rubs our noses in the fact that he is all powerful (which his tiny-hand-picked Supreme Court has codified into law), and everything he has done has benefitted him and his negative-number-IQ sons while completely fucking (more like raping, since that is really his preferred means of sexual interaction) every other American worth less than tens-of-millions of dollars.

He is doing nothing to win the midterm elections, but he is doing everything to fuck with and steal them.

Letter to the Predator:

Hey Donny Dumbass (That’s dumb with a ‘b’), guess what – you are without a doubt already on the ballot this November. You are the one who destroyed the White House; you are the one now threatening to level the Kennedy Center because We The People don’t want you to fuck it up with your idiotic, unnecessary “renovations”; you are the one who taxed We The People with your stupid, illegal tariff/taxes, and you are the one who started the dumbest fucking war in American history (move over George WTF Bush and your stupid, criminal invasion of Iraq). We blame you for the skyrocketing gas prices you keep telling us are no big deal. You are the one who the vast majority of Americans are holding responsible for the potentially-fatal mess that everyone knows you created since re-entering what are now The Remains of The White House. Oh yeah, and now your new, improved dumbest trade war of all time with…wait for it…Canada. All of this adds up to why you are working so hard to stop people from voting. Because people, for the most part, the very most part, hate your rotting guts.

So please, by all means, buy millions-of-dollars of ads reminding people that this election is all about you – after all, everything is. Right? And keep reminding people to vote like you're on the ballot. Every chance you get. And read every piece of bullshit propaganda young Natalie spoon feeds between diaper changes and keep flapping your gums about what a great job you’re doing and how much everyone loves you.

I for one hope you get what we deserve.

Signed,
Just another adoring fan.

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*As always, the full context does not make it any better. Also, good chance this feature will be popping up constantly for at least the next two years. Sorry.

This has been another painful edition of Don Trump Actually Fucking Said This™*
Remember, it will get worse before it gets much worse.