The Wrath Of Con

The Ass Man Conneth

May 15, 2026

The 47^th president of the United States is suing you and me. No, we do not get to state our case in a court of what we have tended to call law. This same conman will be representing us in that court, while simultaneously suing us. For TEN BILLION DOLLARS. Of our money. The details of this incredible world-ass grift (he is suing the IRS) can be found all over the internets. They pale in comparison to the brazen audacity and absurdity of the crime itself.

“I don’t think about Americans’ financial situation. I don’t think about anybody.”
                   Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump, April 12, 2026

The good news is, Donny Do-bad has promised to give “100% to charity”. That’s right, the same guy who, along with his criminal sons, was banned from involvement in any charity in New York State because the charity he was running at the time was a scam, the funds from which went right into the family business.

I Pity The Pool

This of course is on top of all fucked up shit he is doing like demolishing the East Wing, plastering his vile name and face all over our nation’s capital. Perhaps none of these indignities is more transparently self-dealing as the pathetically unnecessary and fugly paint job, which was originally sold as a “one-to-two million dollar” job, currently barreling in at thirteen million. Did I mention Trump handed this job, without the legally required bidding process, to someone the conman-in-chief described as his “pool guy”?

“The other thing that we're doing that's taking place right now is, the Lincoln Memorial has a beautiful reflecting pond, or lake. He called it a pool, lake and pond. Everything is different, but the word reflecting is a good term.”
                                Donald Trump, April 24, 2026

Nobody in the entire world calls the Reflecting Pool a pond or a lake. Also, no one else took a motorcade through the Reflecting Pool, damaging it in the process.

Trump’s motorcade drives through the Reflecting Pool

So far, Trump’s “pool guy” is doing what you would expect. A crappy job. The Pool is looking like the current East Wing.

Let’s guess in whose pockets most of that thirteen mil ends up. (Hint: it ain’t the pool guy’s)

I. Mangrey reporting.

UPDATE

As is so often the case, after a post is ready for publication, new related information comes to light. There’s just no way to keep up with bullshit. In this instance, it now seems that Trump is considering dropping his inane grift against the IRS. He is instead proposing to take $1.7B and dole it out to the seditious traitors he pardoned after they were found guilty – because they fucking were – of their heinous, illegal acts on January 6, 2021. Trump, who happily cut the funding for veterans health care, is handing that money over to his followers who assaulted law enforcement.

The Doctor Is In(sane)

Put Your Faith In The Hands Of The Man With The Concept Of A Plan

May 14, 2026

Looks like Dr. Jesus Trump has come full psycho...I mean circle. Just ask him and he will tell you that he knows more about practicing medicine than all the doctors put together. He calls himself “the father of fertility” and “the father of IVF”.

“I must say, I shouldn’t admit this, but the first time I really heard about the fertility was through Katie. She said, ‘Sir, we have to do something.’ And I’m a quick study, so I learned everything there is to learn in about three, four minutes. And I became the father of fertility.”
       Trump, May 11, 2026 (at an event focused on maternal healthcare)

There hasn’t been such a doctor of death since Jack Kevorkian. Trump used to cluck about doctors performing abortions on babies after they were born, then he moved onto drinking disinfectant to cure a virus. Now he's quacking about pills bringing people back from the dead.

“Without waiting many, many years, we know the drug works because we've taken people that were dead. We had a person given the last rites, gone. The kids are crying and sold them on this drug, and the person became better.”
                 Donald Jesus Trump, May 11, 2026 (quite the busy day)

All I can say is, just in case, keep those pills away from him.

Dr. Jesus will seize you now

For context, Trump continues, to this day, to brag about being the only president to take a cognitive test. He has taken at least three so far.

I. Mangrey reporting.

Thought For The Day – Do Not Resuscitate

He’s Falling And We Can’t Get Up

Today’s episode is brought to you by the hidden and/or destroyed

Donald trump memorial EPSTEIN FILES^*

As we have said here from time to time, Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump is always and only talking about himself when he seems to be talking smack about other people. It is once again time to keep this in mind as our perpetually sucking executive heads to China to betray America and get humiliated on the world stage by all the Xi in China.

Before Trump departed (Oooh, that feels so good to think about…but I digress) for China, where Trump is bringing his favorite lunch that Xi will end up eating, Donny said that the ceasefire with Iran was “on massive life support”.

All we could think was, we sure hope he was being true to form and talking about himself.

I don’t know what a ceasefire on life support looks like,
but I know what a human on life support looks like.

Go to Hell. Go directly to Hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect two billion dollars.

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*Man, whatever is in those files must really be bad for old Fartenstein, because his lying monkeys are really working their little tails off trying to figure out how to protect him from letting the public in on all the gory details. Did Donald rape a 13-year-old girl? Inquiring minds want to know.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day.

A Bad Comey-Over

James And The Giant Overreach

May 12, 2026

James Comey has come under intense pressure from the Fascist/Trump/Pro-pedophile administration. First because of his investigation of Russian interference in the 2016 election. That shit didn’t flush, and Trump fired the pshychophant Attorney General Bondi because she failed to bring Comey to injustice. In part because there was no fucking case.

After throwing Bondi, who saved Trump’s zip-coded ass in Florida, under a bus or two,  Trump elevated a sicker psychophant, his personal criminal attorney Toad Blanche to pick up the feces-drenched mantle. Blanche is desperately hoping Trump will give him a doggie biscuit, pat him on the head and officially give him Bondi’s old job, before he too finds himself under the wrong bus at the wrong time.

“If he chooses to nominate somebody else and asks me to go do something else, I will say, 'thank you very much, I love you, sir.'"
                               Toady Blanche, April 7, 2026

One can only wonder whether Blanche’s lips are sewn or super-glued to Trump’s lower forty.

Trump and Blanche decided that because Comey took a picture of something he claims was not of his making

and posted it on social media, they would try to go after him again. These knuckle-draggers are trying to convince the public and the courts that what is essentially a political cartoon was an actionable death threat against the almost-dead 47^th president.

I have never taken Trump’s side on anything, and I’m not about to start now. I would like to feel sorry for Comey. But I can’t and I won’t. James Comey, even more than the Russians, pushed the 2016 election into Trump’s rapey lap. So, I say tough shit James, I couldn’t care less what happens to you after what you did to this country. Maybe it was an accident, maybe not, but you fucked up big-time. You, probably more than any single person, are responsible for your (and our) current predicament as we continue down the razor blade slide to oligarchic, autocratic, klepto-kakistocracy.

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*Comey did some admirable work for this country and democracy during the disgraceful Bush II years, but all that has become moot after his monumentally egregious interference in the 2016 disaster that resulted in Trump moving into 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Without that victory, America would still be America – seriously flawed to be sure, but not teetering on the brink of dictatorship and demise.

I. Mangrey reporting.
Remember, it will get worse before it gets much worse.

Thought For The Day – At HIs Best At Rest

Washington Could Not Tell A Lie, Trump Can’t Not Tell A Lie

May 11, 2025

We repeatedly see pictures of the historically dishonest commander-in-sleep nodding off at his own trial, in meetings and at other events* in the middle of the day.

Dreaming of Epstein's girls?

I say, let lying dogs sleep.

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*Could it possibly have something to do with the fact that he is constantly posting insane shit during the hours between midnight and 3:00 in the morning?

This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day.

Thought For The Day – Cognitive Dissidence

Cognitively Crippled Cretin Constantly Causes Cringe

May 10, 2026

“Anybody running for president or vice president should take a cognitive test… So, I’ve taken three. No president, think of this, has ever taken one.”
        Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump, May 5, 2026 (and countless other times)

Today’s thought is brought to you by the

Donald trump memorial EPSTEIN FILES^*

For the first time, DT said something that makes sense. He surely is the only president that had to take a cognitive test…several in fact. According to him, during his three terms as president. Yet he is still running to be president in 2020.

Trump continues, to this day, to brag about being the only president to take a cognitive test.

I’m the only president ever to take a cognitive test. I can spell my name.

Once again we call on our guru of grammar, the sensei of sentences, the duke of definitions, the prince of phrases, the one, the only, Inigo Montoya

You keep saying this thing. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Inigo Montoya

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*Man, whatever is in those files must really be bad for old Fartenstein and his pedophile pals, because his flying monkeys are really working their little tails off trying to figure out how to keep that shit hidden.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day.

Broken News – And I Quote…

You Can’t Even See The Ventriloquist’s Lips Move

May 8, 2026

In an extremely unusual move, the Lyin’ King took the advice of someone other than the voices in his head and did not deliver the following message, one that he proudly boasted he wrote all by himself. “I don’t need Stephen Miller to make me sound psychotic and stupid” is what he reported told the naysayers while defending the piece. He even signed it, so it might eventually show up in his “presidential” “library” – in a room between the one featuring all the stolen classified documents and one dedicated to his 34 felony convictions.

Our intrepid intern Abbie Normal was at the right place at the right time and intercepted a copy, and we bring it to you now…

He looks perfectly fine

I need people, especially the lunatic vermin on the Radical Left and the America-hating, enemy of the people media to stop accusing me of saying things that I said. Just because it’s on video, they assume it was me saying what I said. They said I said “Maybe we don’t need to make a deal”. So what if I did. That doesn’t mean I said it or meant it.

I’m working 24, 28, sometimes 30 or more hours a day dealing with the Uraniums. The Uraniums don’t want to make a deal because they say they don’t trust me. They constantly call me when I’m busy working on my illegal ballroom to beg me to make a deal, but I have all the cards. And I’m keeping them. I won’t deal.

From the Remains of The White House (I kid you not)*

The oranges of this problem go way back to Barack Hussein Obama, who told the Ali Baba to keep the damn hostages. He told the Uraniums, “Keep the damn hostages. See if I care. And maybe I’ll pay you a billion dollars in a few years. You think you hate America? Hold my beer.” That’s exactly what he said. Nobody talks about this. They just want to talk about that Epstein guy, who I never even met.

And people keep putting worms in my mouth. I always had the best worms, so don't believe anything anyone else tells you I said. If you listen to them, nothing good can happen, only can bad happen.

The first thing I will do to begin my next term – third or fourth, depending on how you look at it – is sign an executive order repealing the Thirteenth Amendment. America is so great that racism is a thing of the past. Just ask Roberts, Alito and Thomas. Since there is no more racism, we have no need for this amendment. Just like the 18th was repealed by the 21st. I know more of the amendments than anyone. I know at least five hundred, eight hundred, possibly even a thousand percent of them.

I am looking forward to starting another term as your favorite president of all time in 2020, or 28 or 31, or we might just extend this one until I get tired of all the winning. Elections are for suckers. Viktor Orban proved that. So, we’ll just have to wait and see how it goes.

I have the best balls and I’m building the best room for them, so there’s no way I can leave until this very important task is completed and America is safe again.

Thank you for your attention to this monster.**

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*This is your president on drugs. And what the fuck kind of cards does he have? Uno?
**This might not be an actual quote.
 

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled war that's not a war.

Thought For The Day – Ready, Aim, Why?

You’re Fired At

May 7, 2026

Today’s thought is brought to you by the good folks at the

Donald trump memorial EPSTEIN FILES*

If you are like the vast majority of Americans, you have been making phone calls, screaming on social media and generally clamoring for the reinstatement of firing squads...oh wait, I’m being told that the vast majority of Americans have never even given a first thought to the need for firing squads.

So let’s start again.

If you are like almost no one in America you have been waiting with bated breath and diminishing moral and mental capacity – just like the president who wants firing squads reinstated – for someone to finally come along with a more Second Amendment-y way for the state to murder criminals (including some wrongly convicted).**

Is the campaign to bring back firing squads just a way to retroactively decriminalize the murders of innocent people like Renée Good and Alex Pretti by government agents, or just the general blood-lust and psychopathy running rampant in the Fascist/Trump/Epstein Party?

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*Man, whatever is in those files must really be bad for old Fartenstein and his pedophile buddies (like recently over-exposed Howard Lutnick), because his flying monkeys are really working their little tails off trying to figure out how to protect him from letting the public in on it.
**Need we remind you that the current occupant of the Remains of The White House has 34 felony convictions? Or that he was found by a jury to have committed sexual assault, which one judge said was accurately described as “rape” as it is commonly known? Or that he continues withholding most of the
                                               Donald trump memorial EPSTEIN FILES
which only serves to protect the most heinous pedophile in American history and his clients, which seem very likely to include someone named Donald Trump?

                             

This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day.

Questions For The Day – Inside Job?

Ballroom Blitz

May 6, 2026

In the immediate aftermath of the so-called assassination attempt on Trump, et al at the Remains-of-the-White House Correspondents Dinner – during which the only shots fired were by the SS, injuring only an SS agent, Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump and his dwindling minions are insisting the ballroom is mostly meant to hide the “militarily secret” super bunker that Der Furor has been blathering about ad nauseam.

Today’s Questions For The Day #1-3:

Is this monstrosity supposed to be a ballroom or a fucking safe room? Is Trump planning to live there if he ever leaves office? Does it have gold toilets?

Today’s Questions For The Day #4:

How much did Trump pay his would-be “assassin” to provide cover for now insisting that the ballroom is a national security necessity?

Today’s Questions For The Day #5-6:

Did they lie to the poor schmuck, telling him he would probably just get a few years in prison? Or one of Trump’s famous fucked-up pardons?

For some odd reason, Trump’s vanity ballbunker is no longer being financed by Trump (yeah, right) and a bunch of vampire billionaires hoping to sink their greedy, blood-soaked fangs into our treasury in return. Now, the likes of belle-of-the-ballroom Lindsey Graham, MAGA Mike Johnson and other Trump cultists are suddenly flogging the idea that this travesty must be paid for with One Billion of our tax dollars – up from $400M just days ago (and from Don’s original complete bullshit claim of $200M). These psycho-grifters insist the ballbunker is critical for national security: we must not allow a ballroom gap.

Sen. Graham makes an emotional pitch for Daddy Don’s ballroom

We should insist that he get Mexico to pay for it… Just kidding, we must pressure Congress to put a stop to this egregious eyesore-to-be. Now.

These have been your Paying Attention™ Questions For The Day.