Thought For The Day – Luther Consequences

Happy Juneteenth!

June 19, 2026

Admittedly, my head is hotter than most. But, I just can’t deal with Barack Obama.

The Obama administration, thanks to John Kerry and his team of skilled, knowledgeable experts (the antithesis of Trump’s team of tragic twits), hammered out a nuclear deal between Iran, China, France, Russia, the U.K., the U.S, Germany and the European Union in 2015. That agreement was roundly believed to have held for a decade. Until one day – February 28, 2026 – Donald “Death-To-America” Trump tore it asunder and fucked everything nine-tenths of the way to hell.

Pro-Drama Obama

Obama recently offered a not so sternly worded critique of the current situation. He did not mention the perp by name. What the actual fucking fuck. Is he still trying to take the high road? Act with decorum? Fuck that shit. Not only should Obama have the gloves off, he should be brandishing some brass fucking knuckles…and maybe a Samurai sword. Especially since this is an election year.

There is no time for tap-dancing nuance. Trump fucked this up. Obama more than anyone has every right to call him out for it. In fact, it is Obama’s patriotic duty to verbally pound his fascist fuckwit successor into the dirt. On a regular basis.

After all of Trump's horrendous bullshit as of his war to stop Iran from every getting a nuclear weapon or even maintain possession of the nuclear material they already have, Iran has not surrendered a single nanogram of material, and now, very stable super America-first peace genius Trump says that Iran has every right to possess nuclear weapons. Checkmate.

It is well past time for Luther to take the wheel, the helm and the mic…

This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day.  

                                                                                      

Peace Is At Hand…Or Not

NOTHING ACCOMPLISHED

June 18, 2026

It looks like Trump has actually achieved the unconditional surrender that will bring his illegal, unprovoked, disastrous war with Iran to an end. Unfortunately, that unconditional surrender was his.

Other than a momentary distraction from the

Donald trump memorial EPSTEIN FILES^*

Trump accomplished exactly zero of his alleged goals in his stupid war of choice. He did not eliminate Iran’s nuclear program (you know, the nuclear program Trump said he and he alone obliterated months before he started a war) and did not remove one speck of potential weapons-grade nuclear material. He did not eliminate Iran’s military capability to any meaningful degree and he most definitely will not get Iran’s unconditional surrender. And he is planning to hand over twice as much cash as he attacked Barack Obama for giving Iran. Death-To-America Don would be lucky to get things back to anywhere near where the Obama administration had things ten years ago. We will not be that lucky because he will not be that lucky. All in all, a masterful display of ineptitude.

Amazing Disgrace, How Sick The Sound

This is not a peace deal. This is not even a piece of a peace deal. It is nothing more than a concept of a deal, a “Memorandum of Understanding”. The understanding is that Dying Donald is promising capitulation, appeasement and surrender. Because he is a loser. He punched Iran in the face and they kicked him in the balls and beat the shit out of him. As he lies there in a bloated, bloody heap looking up at them begging for mercy, Donald has cemented his legacy of losing, and hopefully he will drag the party that enabled him, propped him up and supported every fucked up move he made and word he said, down with him.

To be fair, he did manage to get regime change. Iran now has a much more hardline regime than it did before Trump took out the previous ayatollah along with countless replacements we might have preferred.

I’m the only president ever to take a cognitive test. 
I can tell my ass from a hole in the ground.

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*Man, whatever is in those files must really be bad for old Fartenstein, because his flying monkeys are really working their little tails off trying to figure out how to protect him from letting the public in on it.

I. Mangrey reporting. Take it or leave it.

Late Nite With I. Mangrey – It’s Sooner Than You Think

Happy Watergate Break-in Night

June 17, 2026

On the night of June 17, 1972, night security guard Frank Wills noticed something funny going on at the Watergate complex. A group of under-IQ’d “plumbers” working for Nixon's Committee to Re-elect the President (CREEP) were caught burglarizing and planting listening devices in the Democratic National Committee headquarters at the Watergate in Washington, D.C.

Nixon’s clowns had taped over the latches of stairwell doors to maintain access to the Watergate. Wills noticed the tape and alerted the Metropolitan Police who subsequently arrested five operatives wearing business suits and surgical gloves, and in possession of high-end surveillance equipment and a large sum of cash.

Naturally, Frank Wills, a black man doing his job and protecting democracy against a rogue president, was soon fired and his life permanently ruined because of his actions that night. Wills ultimately died in abject poverty. USA, USA, USA!

American hero Frank Wills in better times

On June 17, 2026, we are trying desperately to remember the good old days when we all thought Nixon was the worst thing we had ever seen.

How quaint.

Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.

Broken Noise – Story Of The Weak

Baby Donny’s Security Blanket

June 17, 2026

How is it possible for someone to become president of the United States and still be a giant loser and a great big baby? Only one man (hopefully) could pull off such an unlikely feat. Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump has a particular set of skills, and those unusual skills (that was not a compliment) have in more recent times been augmented by the late-stage syphilis and/or dementia that is munching away at a brain that was never really all that functional to begin with. The only parts of Trump’s “very, very large uh-brain” that ever actually accomplished anything were those tasked with lying, cheating, raping, bullying, stealing, racism, narcissism, vengeance, stunning ignorance and outright disdain for anyone who happened to be not Donald Trump.

Lately, Trump has been very busy punching himself in the face, while many courts (with the blatant and stunning exception of the Supreme one) have taken to kicking him in the proverbial balls.

Most notable of late was the demand to have Trump’s disgraced name removed from the John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts, where it was installed illegally some months ago. Only Congress can change its name.

Trump’s particular set of skills do not in any way include the ability to admit mistakes – this is understandable due to the almost infinite number of them. Also missing is any ability to hold his fake-haired, Crayola-colored head high under duress.

To that end, Baby Don felt the need to hide his shame and defeat* behind a giant tarp as his reviled, unwelcome, illegally-placed name was removed from the Kennedy Center. Though the court says Trump’s name is gone, his blankey remains in place to this day hiding his shame , three days after the façade was returned to its rightful owner.

The still-tarped Kennedy Center

Death-To-America Don also continues to hide his “very powerful document” that he totally wants “to be released, so probably pretty soon”**, with which he is desperately trying to 1) weasel out of his disastrous war-of-choice-that-he-lost with Iran, and 2) get within a thousand miles of the deal Obama painstakingly worked out (without stupidly going to war) with Iran in 2015. Remember, this is still merely a concept of a peace deal, which Trump could easily fuck up within the two-month grace period before any peace deal is finalized.

Not to mention the continuing, never-ending, massive cover-up of the

Donald Trump Memorial Epstein Files

which have Trump’s name all over them. I don’t get it. Donny Dearest loves having his name all over the fucking place. What gives?

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*Albeit mostly symbolic though legitimately satisfying.
**So, what, in like two weeks?

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

Thank you for your attention to this meathead.

Pic Of The Day – Hail Sleazer

The Emperor Has No (Fill In The Blank)   

June 15, 2026

In Lieu Of A Thousand Words

Yesterday, Darnold Trump, in his latest ploy to bilk his negative-IQ-score minions out of whatever pittance they have left after Dear Leader’s financial fricasseeing of all non-billionaires, staged a bloody fighting event on our South Lawn. Many people are saying he did this because after his other bloody event – the coup he incited on January 6, 2021 – he did not emerge victorious. Now he can emerge vicarious.

Emperor Zero Neato weighs in at his birthday c(arn)age event

Hopefully you were able to enjoy Donny’s big, beautiful birthday…it could be his last. If not, it could be ours.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Pic Of The Day.

Late Nite With I. Mangrey - Blood On The Trumps

Let Them Eat Cage Match

June 13, 2026

As Damaged Don prepares to have his pay-per-screw bloodsport on the Remains-of-the-White-House lawn, America looks for ways to look away from the tumorous presidency that has hijacked the celebration of 250 years of attempted democracy in the USA. As flawed as that attempt-at-democracy has been over these two-and-a-half centuries, we have seen nothing as disgracefully putrefying as the current state of the union in America in our lifetimes, or the lifetimes of our parents, or of their parents.

Death-To-America Don is pretending that he is celebrating America. He is, as always, only celebrating himself. The latest catastrophuck is being held on, you guessed it, Dying Don’s birthday – he will be 80 years mold tomorrow.

Darnold Trump will not be satisfied unless every last drop of civility, sensibility and democracy have been drained from this land and he has convinced himself once and for all that everybody loves him. Good luck with that, fuckmonkey.

Let’s celebrate the 250^th by making America hate his fucking guts again.*

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*Well, still, but that didn’t work for the bit.

Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.

Broken News – It's Off...icial

Take It Off. Take It All Off

June 13, 2026

The name of disgraced, twice-impeached, 34-time convicted felon, life-long conman and sexual predator/adjudicated sexual assaulter and twice-president Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump’s filthy name has been removed from everything having to do with the John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts – including the building itself.

Fuck this clown and the whores he rode in on.
 

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled yoga class.

UPDATE (Noon Eastern)

There is still no way to know if the name of he-who-shall-not-be-named has actually been removed from the Kennedy Center façade since Baby Don had a huge tarp hiding the removal process. The tarp remains in place and no one has yet been able to confirm the removal. As of now, we are assuming that early reports were erroneous and that Trump continues to defy yet another court order. Stay tuned.

Broken Noise – The Grim Sleeper

We Don't Mind Him Sleeping...It's The Waking Up That's Killing Us

June 12, 2026

Trump gets booed at every sporting event he attends, including his recent misappearance at Game 3 of the NBA finals in New York City where he was booed on his way to the venue and then mercilessly so during the National Anthem prior to the start of the game when his vile visage appeared on the Jumbotron.

Also, Don fell asleep during the Knicks game, I guess he just can’t stay awake when he’s near a court

Here’s the Grim Sleeper at the defendant’s table.
One thing is for sure, he’s not bowing his head in
shame or prayer as he should be. He is sound asleep.

Trump was sleeping so hard at the Knicks game
that he made the people sitting with him tired.

Unsurprisingly, Captain Cognitive Test, when asked how he felt about the Category 5 booing croaked

“You mean when they had the camera on me? I thought it was very good. It was certainly amazing. It was, I think, mostly cheers. It was loud and it was very enthusiastic.”

Well, he didn’t ace that one the way he aces his weekly cognitive test, but he did get four-out-of-five right: it was “very good” and “certainly amazing” and it was definitely “loud” and “very enthusiastic”. The fact that he was able to pick out the three people cheering over the tens of thousands booing is a true testament to his raging dementia and long-standing psychosis. You go, sir.

Clearly, Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump is an irredeemable boos hound.
 

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken Noise report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled queasiness.

Book 'Em

On The Road

June 11, 2026

We hate to keep bringing up the

Donald Trump Memorial Epstein Files*

but there’s a time and a place for everything and the

Donald Trump Memorial Epstein Files*

should be brought up everywhere all the time until the victims and the perpetrators get the justice they all deserve. Someone should be demanding every day in front of a camera that Howard Lutnick be fired for lying to Congress and the American people about his ties to Epstein.

Samantha Bee talks with the curator of The Trump/Epstein Reading Room

While Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump is busy with his Fallroom, his pool renovations, his giant arch, his pay-per-bleed bloodsport on the Remains-of-the-White-House lawn, and endless plans to re-immortalize himself (because he knows damn well no one else ever will), the anti-rape, anti-pedophile contingent is preparing to turn up the heat.

For those of you who can’t get enough of the files, and who can since they won’t release the rest of what they haven’t already destroyed, help is on the way. The good people who brought you the “Donald J. Trump and Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Reading Room” in New York are taking their very stable show featuring damning files and exhibits on the road this summer.

“Now we’re TAKING THE FILES NATIONWIDE… to honor survivors… hold Trump accountable… and keep the dark truth in the light. The mobile reading room will feature curated volumes of the partially redacted files, a timeline of the Trump-Epstein relationship, and a tribute to the more than 1,000 victims and survivors.”
                        from the Trump-Epstein Bookmobile website

Finally! Something that deserves to have Trump’s name all over it.

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*Just kidding, we believe this is a public service.

I. Mangrey reporting.