If you’re lucky you have no recollection of former congress-leech
from South Crackertown…I mean Carolina, Benghazi whisperer (relentless shouter,
actually) and world-class cracker Trey Gowdy.
Gowdy made a shame name for himself dragging Secretary of
State Hillary Clinton through the mud relentlessly, stupidly and unsuccessfully
over the nothing burger that was the unfortunate and deadly twin bombings episode
in Benghazi, Libya in 2012. Gowdy chaired four of the 33 hearings into the
incidents.
Apparently, this titanic twit is currently plying his turds
at Fux News. Gowdy recently hee-hawed in the most Orwellian way possible about
how transparent Trump is and Biden wasn’t. Whatever, dude. More happy horseshit
from the longtime manure slinger from the Secession State.
I don’t mean to be rude, but is that his real head? And that
hair job is giving Donald’s do a run for its stupid money.
Apparently Gowdy decided to go with the Ed Grimley look. The
big difference being Ed Grimley is endearing while Gowdy is enhating.
Ed Grimley
This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck Of The Day. Schmuck
on!
So now, both of the newly elected Democrat
women governors of New Jersey and Virginia that so excited the non-fascist wing
of the electorate last November, along with the Democrat governor of Colorado
have brought shame and dishonor to their respective states, and by extension
freedom and democracy.
New Jersey governor Mikie Sherill has
unleashed her dogs of war against protesters standing up for detainees in New
Jersey’s for-profit Delaney Hall concentration camp for innocent immigrants.
The conditions inside the money-making operation, which is all but guaranteed
to be diverting funds directly into the Trump Crime Family coffers, are
objectively inhumane and deadly – literally rotten food, unclean drinking
water, lack of proper medical care, but plenty of profit for the corporate
creeps “running” the place.
Virginia’s Spanberger has come out seemingly
on the side of ICE and against the state legislature Democratic majority. The
American Civil Liberties Union of Virginia criticized Spanberger’s decision on
the legislation. The ACLU argued the governor’s veto undermined legislation designed
to create protections for immigrants and courthouse visitors. Immigration bills
were only part of Spanberger’s veto spree that has angered Democratic lawmakers
and advocacy groups.
In Colorado, Polis commuted the sentence of
guilty-as-fuck former county clerk/election denier Tina Peters. The
seventy-year-old Peters was convicted in 2024 on seven of 10 charges stemming
from her breach of election equipment case. Prosecutors said she allowed an
outside computer expert linked to MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell to access secure
voting equipment. She was found guilty and sentenced to nine years in prison.
And don’t even get me started on
Pennsylvania’s Judas Fetterman.
With Democrats like this, who needs
Republicans? Our fucking house is on fire, we know damn well who lit the place
ablaze, and these fools are arguing over which hose to use while making sure
the arsonists have a good supply of matches.
This is yet another reason we can't have nice things.
However,
there are certain events that must not be forgotten, no matter how painful, no
matter how great the desire to cleanse the mind, bury the memory, and attempt
to put them behind us. And no matter how much time has passed, unless and until
the depredation has been put right, if that is at all possible.
There
is a fine line though as regards the timing of the need to relegate things to a
safely sequestered out-of-mind place. While the immediate release and relief
that might come with putting something traumatic in the past might feel good in
the moment, it is not healthy to push something uncomfortable out of
consciousness too soon, without fully processing or better still, repairing and
reconciling .
It is
with this in mind that Paying Attention™ feels we must disrupt any misguided,
purposeful or otherwise, and however satisfying attempt to shoo away the memory
of the wanton destruction of the People’s House by a swinish conman, a sexual
predator and adjudicated rapist, (alleged, though not for long) pedophile, and a
34-time convicted felon. We are not talking about some nefarious global cabal
here. This is a one-man smorgasbord of criminal activity. It’s name is Donald
Jeffrey Epstein Trump.
Much
has happened since we first learned of this heinous hack’s
demolition-without-warning of the East Wing of the White House.
We
must not let this image, this much-too-on-the-nose symbol of Trump’s thus far
successful attempt at total demolition of, not just the symbols of the Great
American Experiment, but of our actual system of government and way of life,
fade from memory.
America would do well to keep this near front of mind…
until it is returned to its original state
Trump
is spending billions of our tax dollars, after stripping funding from critical
services, including the government
subsidy for Obamacare, dissolving USAID, and gutting our federal government
while simultaneously embroiling us in his illegal, unwarranted, debacular war
in Iran, and crashing the economy.
Not
to mention his $1.776B (give me a fucking break) sedition-support slush fund,
all for his deeply unpopular, tasteless and grotesque vanity projects. It appears
that the slush fund may be dead in the water, so since Donny is such a stand-up
guy he should dip into his massive fortune, which has grown by creeps and
scoundrels during his criminal presidency, and pay off all his cherished
patri-nots out of his own pocket. Yeah, that’ll happen.
When
this flaccid fuckwit is finally forced out of Our House, not only should he not
get his security deposit back, but he should be forced to pay every single dime
required to return the Remains of The White House to its original state. And he
should pay to restore the rest of the pathetic, self-aggrandizing, classless, hideous
bullshit he has foisted upon us because he knows damn well that once he is gone
no one worth a shit will want to remember him, let alone have his name, face or
any reminder forced on them.
Oops, this was his timeline for his illegal
self-own war in Iran. The war he said was over the moment it began (more than
three months ago) and has repeatedly insisted was over or almost over, or would
be over in two weeks on a nearly daily basis since he started it without
justification on February 28, 2026. Either way the war and Trump’s
gives-Greek-tragedies-a-run-for-their-money life continue, providing more proof
of the non-existence of God.
Bonus Pic Of The Day
You can start your daily affirmations now,
because we know what Trump will look like in his casket.
Just lie back and enjoy the ride You know how to lie, don’t you Don? You just open your mouth and talk.
We’re soooo close.
One More Thing
We learned yesterday that Trump’s deplorable Seditionist Slush Fund,
unlike Trump himself, is, according to an anonymous Remains of The White House aide, “Dead
for now”.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Pic Of The Day.
Spoiler Alert: It’s Donald J. Trump – the ‘J’
stands for January 6, 2021
Everything is under control
Trump has a history of debating with himself. When
asked who he goes to for advice, he answers sincerely, himself. More recently,
he decided to take himself to court, then decided to settle with himself,
foregoing the $10 billion he originally wanted and settling on his now infamous
$1.8 billion (he called it $1.176 billion because he pretends to be a patriot, but
is without a doubt, as an ex-supporter called him, “a worthless piece of shit”)
slush fund that he fully intended to keep for…say it with me – himself.
Trump has also of late been caterwauling about
countless bouts of negotiating with Iran to end his unprovoked, ill-advised, ill-conceived,
poorly executed, back-firing and illegal war. It turns out he has been
negotiating with none other than himself.
Speaking of trump speaking of himself, that’s all
he ever does, except when he’s falling asleep watching his ass-kissers speaking
about him at their fake “cabinet meetings”.
After just about every single loser act that was
slated to play Trump’s bullshit 16-day “Great American State Fair” backed out
(mostly when they heard it was for Trump), Dictator Don posted this
He’ll surely put on a bang-up schmo
Yeah, who the hell wants to see a bunch of
has-been-remake shit bands when they watch a real live shit talk about himself
for 16 days.
Well, at least Vanilla Ice hasn’t backed out. So,
there’s that. So, there’s that. If you’re like most people,
you’d rather watch Elvis…in his current state. Or, barring that, paint drying.
Apologies to anyone who feels our choice for
Schmuck Of The Day was too predictable since Trump is a world-class schmuck each
and every day. And twice on Sundays…and Saturdays…and every other day actually.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck Of The Day. Schmuck
on!
“…To
those who engaged in the acts of violence and destruction, you do not represent
our country. And to those who broke the law, you will pay.” Words read
aloud by Donald Trump, January 7, 2021
You’ll
never guess what ended up happening. And by that I mean you’ll never have to
guess because you already know what happened. Not only did Captain Conjob
pardon each and every one the violent law breakers – some of whom turned out to
be mother stabbers, father stabbers, mother rapers, father rapers and worse –
he is now trying, and apparently failing badly, to pay them.
The
updated version…
“…To
those who engaged in the acts of violence and destruction, thank you for
representing our country. To you and those who broke the law, you will be
paid.” Words thought
by Donald Trump, every day since January 6, 2021
Or Can We?
As of now, the courts seem
skeptical of every single aspect of Trump’s Seditionist Slush Fund* gambit. A hold
has been put on the entire con, from the phonycharges to the fakecourt case to the farcical verdict handing Trump $1.8 billion of our dollars to turn into slush.
More winning for America: A judge gave Donny Ego two weeks – how ironic –
to remove his soon-to-be-outlawed name from the John F. Kennedy Memorial Center
For The Performing Arts. Permanently.
Get that shit outta here:
Step one of the total and complete erasure of Donald Trump.
We’ll show these fuckers how to erase history.
The judge also blocked Der Furor's attempt to close the center for a year
of Donny’s raunchy renovations.
__________________________________________ *Needless to say, most if not all of this booty
was always going right into Trump’s pockets.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought
For The Day.
We are not just about
incisive, hard-hitting, relentless coverage of freakish current events here at
Paying Attention™. We are as fun-loving as anyone…well, we sure would like to
be. Despite our masochistic dedication to keeping up with all the news that’s
shit to print, we have also tried to bring you high quality entertainment over
the years.
It all began with our
non-selling classic Son of A Bunch – the semi-fictitious biography of George
WTF Bush, the man who was supposed to be the worst president in the history of
the United States. Unfortunately, that title was all-too-quickly usurped by a
joke-candidate, who went on to become a not-so-funny-joke-president, who continues
his quest to end democracy in America, despite plagiarizing Ronald Reagan’s
Make-America-Great-Again slogan and Orwellianizing it beyond anyone’s most
horrifying fascist nightmares.
This was followed by lighter
output like I. Mangrey’s children’s books Goodnight Goon:
We also dabbled in documentaries
like the immensely unpopular (though not nearly as unpopular as its subjects)
documentaries Whites Gone Wild, detailing anti-Semitic/racist white folks
marching through the streets of Charlottesville, Virginia in support of Robert
E. Lee with torches, and chanting “Jews will not replace us!” in the year of
their Lord Twenty-Fucking-Seventeen – and with the explicit support of the
president of the United States. This was followed by Girls Gone Stupid,
which recounts the epileptic exploits of two dimwitted damsels who thanks to
the spoils of gerrymandering became members of Congress, behaving like
unsupervised mental patients on meth raised by brain-damaged monkeys, at the
State of The Union address.
That Was Then, This Is Now…Or Something
Like It
Our latest offering plagiarizes a cult classic
movie franchise that takes place in a dystopian future (not to be confused with
our dystopian present…or is it) – Mad Max.
The Wikipedia entry on the third Mad Max
film begins with: “So the nation’s top law enforcement official is asking for a
slush fund to pay people who assault cops? Utterly stupid, morally wrong – Take
your pick.” Oops, wrong quote; that was Sen. Mitch McConnell, who has done as
much to shepherd this country into our dystopian present as anyone in modern
times, talking about Trump’s personal attorney and alleged current acting
attorney general of the United States Todd Blanche handing over nearly two
billion of our dollars to Trump for his nefarious purposes. Here’s the actual Wikipedia
quote*: “The world is a
post-apocalyptic wasteland caused by ecocide and a nuclear war over resources.”
What, too soon?
Unfortunately, our beloved reality TV project remains on hold, but you might make your day a little brighter just imagining all the fun you hope to have watching the soon-to-be record-breaking, Emmy-wanting, must-see
Anyway, here is the latest, tonight's feature film inspired by this
incredibly idiotic pronouncement
What a dum fuk
Dum Don: Beyond
Thunderdumb
At long last, are you not entertained?
___________________________________________ *Which could be ripped from the headlines any day now.
UPDATE
As is so often the case, 1) the moment a blog post
is ready to go public, more likely just after it goes live, something extremely
pertinent and often more mind-blowing than what was written is perpetrated by
the story’s subject, and 2) it is becoming less and less possible to come up
with anything more absurd than what these fuckwits are able to do.
All that being said, here’s what showed up in
big-time media as this was going to press…
A real-life fucking Thunderdumb…or if you prefer,
Blunderdome
Trump’s birthday grift to himself, a violent Ultimate Fighting
Championship bout on the Remains of The White House property, compete with
giant dumb…I mean dome.
This is America’s 250th birthday on
Trump. Any questions?
Trump is pushing for a new, and completely useless $250 bill in order to put
his face on it, which despite being exactly on-the-nose is totally illegal.
Trump’s buffoonish, birdbrain billionaire little bitch treasury
secretary Scott Bessent shows off the administration’s next proposed
crime – paper money with the face of America’s most despised president of all
time glaring out at anyone who might get near it.
Funny thing, it is totally against the law to put the likeness (or
the dislikeness if you prefer) of anyone living on American currency. Despite being mostly gone, Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump is
still technically alive.
Don, you wouldn’t want to break the law again, would you? I know,
stupid question, but they’re not going to let you get away with this one.
So Don, you have a decision to make. There will have to be a
trade-off if you want your disgusting, stupid face on our fucking money.
