Saturday, February 21, 2026

Seek File!

Danger, America, Danger

February 21, 2026

Speaking of turning everything to shit, Trump wants to turn America into Abu Ghraib.* He is a cornered, rabid creature, blindly and violently lashing out in all directions. The Trump Reich is building a number of prison camps, but many are being stopped in their tracks by massive uproar and vigilance across the country.

There are already a number of human warehouses where thousands of innocent immigrants – our friends, neighbors, local workers – are currently being held. These detainees have been denied due process, civil rights, legal rights, and sometimes their lives. Surprise inspections have revealed disgusting, inhumane conditions, including no beds, insufficient heat or personal hygiene needs and rotten food.

Trump’s newest depredation harkens back to his earlier psychosis of having won the 2020 election. This fucking lunatic is still running for president in 2020. Somebody get gramps a Xanax or maybe a nice coma.

Dementia Don’s latest take on our elections did not help his case for not being committed

“The Republcans (his word not mine) should say we want to take over. We should take over the voting the voting in at least…many, 15 places. The Republicans ought to nationalize the voting.”

Naturally, he denied saying this when called out by a reporter then next day.

Step one has already been carried out and carried away. Trump ordered the previously disappeared Tulsi Gabbard, who has no business sticking her white-streaked head into domestic affairs, to steal all the ballots from the Fulton County, Georgia election facility. To do no one knows what with. Just kidding. Everyone knows what they plan to do with those ballots, and it would make Jeffrey Epstein blush.


Here’s what the fuckers stole from Fulton County

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In a recent interview with Substack host Jim Acosta, former White House counsel in Trump's first administration Ty Cobb accused Trump of tarnishing "everything that was once dignified and sacred about America. He's not well ... "

He’s not well? He’s not on the same planet as ‘well’.

Besides the unbridled hatred and racism, it’s entirely possible that much of Trump’s illegal and insane terror squad deployment in reliably Democratic strongholds is not so much about deporting immigrants as it is about scaring people in those locations into staying home on Election Day in November.

Freak out…

I mean, Peace Out.

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*Before he turns it into Nazi Germany.

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Friday, February 20, 2026

Broken News – Chairman Of The Bored

The Un-UN

February 20, 2026

In between illegal bombings of small fishing boats – which are still happening on a regular basis though now as normal as Trump’s daily bowel movements directly onto the Constitution – and as Trump is threatening to start a shooting war with Iran, Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump has called to disorder his new pay-to-play Bored of Peace. This NATO lite-weight – the Truth Social of the geopolitical set – boasts a literal who’s who of WHO?


Trump, of course, is ogling the one woman (besides his chief-of-staff) present

You might notice the absence of, oh I don’t know…every one of our most important, longtime trusted allies?

Not interested: United Kingdom, France, Germany, Italy, Spain, Belgium, Sweden, Norway, Slovenia

Speaking of bored, look who’s napping at the big event, will all his besties there and the whole world watching…


As we always say: Let lying dogs sleep.

It is not hyperbole to say that there are currently few who are more engaged in military action across the globe than Donald Trump – including his state-sponsored executions on the high seas and on right here on home soil.

This will surely be a huge success…in lining Trump’s pockets. Because that is all this sham of a mockery of a mockery of a sham was ever meant to do. Countries that wish to be permanent members of the Bored must pay US$1 billion into a fund controlled by guess who. Fewer than half of the 60 countries invited were dumb enough to join.

Did I mention that Trump is chairman for life and holds the sole authority to name his successor?

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled Fight Club.

Ad's Up

Stop, And/Or We'll Shoot

February 20, 2026

The relentless rounding up, disappearing and leaving to rot in concentration camps under inhumane conditions of (mostly Hispanic) immigrants, including young children, is finally peeling away Trump’s always implausible support among Hispanic voters.

A normal person such as yourself would likely think the best way to counteract such a problem would be to do things that would benefit that community in order to win back their votes. An abnormal person, such as your basic psychopath with dementia, who is a 34-time convicted felon and adjudicated sex offender, and just happens to be mentioned a million times in the Donald Trump Memorial Epstein Files, would presumably take a different approach. Say for instance, doing everything possible to threaten and frighten those Hispanic voters away from the polls by any means necessary. Such as threatening the presence of ICE ICE agents armed and foaming at the mouth to detain, and perhaps worse, any suspicious (i.e., Brown) individuals who might happen to show up in deeply Democratic voting precincts.

Hey, it could happen. Here.

One attempt to turn the tide has an entity called “American Sovereignty” buying ad time on the TV. Just saw an ad lying about all the violent crime committed by immigrants, how Trump’s ICE ICE is simply removing a dangerous element from our streets, and how these poor maligned ICE ICE agents are just regular folks like you and me (if you ignore the psychopathy, unrestrained violence and racial profiling…oh, and the murdering) who love America. Naturally, everything about this propaganda is a lie from one end to the other. And it aired during the Super Bowl, right after the Bad Bunny halftime show. This does not seem to be winning over hearts or minds. Or votes.

There might be a much better way to convince Hispanic voters to feel better about coming back to Trump’s white, whiter, whitest America.

In a last-ditch effort to staunch the bleeding of Hispanic voters, a new ad campaign is being launched by Kristi Noem’s Department of Fatherland Security:

New Fascist/Trump Party ad voice-over:
(imagine a very white, scary voice meant to have you soil your undergarments –
maybe the AI resurrected voice of Charton Heston)

Are you worried that you or your loved ones are being singled out for deportation, or even more annoying – being executed in broad daylight by masked, psychotic, racist government goons? Let us assure you, you are not alone. Don’t believe your lying eyes. Don’t believe your friends and neighbors telling you that their loved ones have been yanked out of their beds, their schools, their churches, their jobs or whatever and sent to foreign lands never to return. That never happens, but when it does happen it’s for a good reason, or no reason at all.

 
Hey look, we’re killing white people too!

We are not restricting ourselves to harming only people of color. The good news is, we’re not afraid to murder white people who support people of color. We have goon, I mean gone out of our way to show everyone that we are happy – very happy – to shoot white people – even white women with young children – right in the middle of the street in broad daylight. No real racist would ever shoot their own kind, right?

So, if you are a non-white American citizen, you have nothing to fear…unless we decide to racially profile you because America is for Americans. And we think you know what that means.

Hey, it's their only chance. That and all the cheating.

Thursday, February 19, 2026

Health Check

 

February 19, 2026

“You claim Biden’s staff covered up his health problems, and you look like you work part-time at a medical school as a cadaver in exchange for them saying how healthy you are.”
                         Paula Poundstone, February 13, 2026

Speaking of health, move over Life on Earth, here comes Coalie. What the fuck is Coalie you ask? Oh, ye of little stupidity. You are clearly attempting to stay mentally healthy by keeping your attention unpaid. Let us pay it for you…

Coalie is the Trump administration’s AI generated mascot for guess what – beautiful, clean coal.


This is fucking Coalie: He’s so cute.
He wants to watch you die. Slowly.

Here’s a much better mascot, ready to help out


Gritty, preparing for a shot on coal

Donald Epstein Trump, the Giant Orange Tumor on America's lung, just received the coal industry's version of the non-existent FIFA Peace Prize, crowning him The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful, Clean (Cough, Cough) Coal. What a pitiful lout. And just look at the faces of the three other people (below): the guy on the left looks like he is sucking on a lump of coal, the guy in the hard hat is looking for the exit, and the guy on the right is thinking that his entire life has led up to this moment and he just might be ending it all tomorrow. Meanwhile, Little Boy Orange is in awe of his specialness even as he is soiling himself.

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I. Mangrey reporting. Nobody told me there'd be days like these.

Wednesday, February 18, 2026

Pic Of The Day – Jasmine On My Mind

File Under: Things We’d Like To See   

February 18, 2026

Current Texas representative Jasmine Crockett is running for the Senate in the Lone Star State. Early voting has just started in the Democratic primary. Crockett  has been relentless in calling out the insanity and illegality of the Fascist/Trump Party. There is really only one act she has not carried out in defense of truth, justice and the theoretical American way…


Most Americans would pay good money to see this

Speaking of Texas…

Tim Grimm – Broken Truth (live in San Antonio)

This has been your Paying Attention™ Pic Of The Day.

Make America Worse Again

Uncle Klan Wants You

February 18, 2026

It looks like we are not the only ones celebrating Black History Month. A federal judge was very displeased that Bland Dragon Donald Trump decided it would be a good idea to remove the slavery exhibit from the President’s House – where George Washington resided – which is part of Philadelphia's Independence National Historical Park, in the days leading up to Black History Month. This was yet another depredation in a growing list of attempts to whitewash American history by the Supreme Racist Trump. You know, the self-proclaimed “least racist person you’ve ever met”, with the exception of almost everyone you’ve ever met.

Apparently re-posting a video depicting America’s first Black president and his wife as apes wasn’t good enough to satisfy Trump’s raging bigotry.


Trump team prepares another assault on history in Philadelphia

On February 16th U.S. District Court Judge Cynthia Rufe ruled that the son-of-a-Klan-fan must restore the exhibit to its original condition. Below are some highlights of the judge’s 40-page ruling

“As if the Ministry of Truth in George Orwell's 1984 now existed, with its motto 'Ignorance is Strength,' this Court is now asked to determine whether the federal government has the power it claims—to dissemble and disassemble historical truths when it has some domain over historical facts. It does not. The President's House is a component of Independence National Historical Park that commemorates the site of the first official presidential residence and the people who lived there, including people enslaved by President George Washington.”

“On January 22, 2026, the National Park Service ('NPS') removed panels, displays, and video exhibits that referenced slavery and information about the individuals enslaved at the President's House. There can be no prejudice to Defendants' restoration of the status quo as of January 21, 2026, which requires that Defendants reinstall all panels, displays, and video exhibits that were previously in place.”

In short, what the fuck is wrong with you assholes? You need to put everything back exactly the way it was before you fucked with it – right now! Then, get the fuck out of town and don’t come back unless you are invited. Capisce, fuckface?

If we are in fact living in Orwellian times, and ‘Ignorance is Strength’, then the Trump administration surely has super-powers.

So much fucking winning.

I. Mangrey reporting. These fuckers have got to go.

Tuesday, February 17, 2026

Schmuck Of The Day – Kad Rock

Anybody Wanna Buy A Bridge?

February 17, 2026

Kid Rock says he’s changing his name because he now walks with the lord. He apparently found God backstage between sets at his white power fake Super Bowl halftime show. Word has it he no longer condones the pedophilia he sang about years ago...well, not every day


Is that as in statutory rape, Kid?

I hear the Lord told him to go fuck himself.



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The Donald Jeffrey Trump Memorial Jeffrey Epstein Files

February 17, 2026

Show Me The Files

Attorney General Pam Bondage came loaded for boor in her testy-moaning before Congress last week. She carried on like thirteen-year-old hopped up on goofballs, refused to answer any questions, spewed completely unrelated nonsense and lied her ass off. It was a performance that surely made Karens everywhere jealous, if not proud. It surely was what Daddy Donny wanted.


The stylings of Marty Two Bulls

The UK's Channel 4 News analyzed the emails in the latest batch of 3.5 million pages, they concluded, “Potentially only 2 percent of the information the FBI retrieved from Epstein’s homes” is what has been shared with the public.


Scam Bondi accidentally showing the percentage of Trumpstein files she’s released


A sample of partially redacted files: the margins are still clearly visible

Aren’t they beautiful? So neat. So tidy. All there in black and white. Mostly black. If only those documents could talk before they were suffocated into blackness. What might they say?

I am only spitballing here, but could it be


It is not easy redacting someone’s name from an unknown number of documents when that name – and who knows what else – appears several million times. Some say it would be easier to keep those files hidden from the public, and from anyone who might have legal recourse in mind.

Our interns are hard at work starting a rumor that within those millions, possibly billions, of Epstein Pedo-files still being held hostage by Trump (who, it must be remembered has the authority to release anything he wants to), there are hundreds, possibly thousands of photographs of Trump with underage girls. Allegedly. Or so it is said.

Whatever you do, please resist the temptation to spread this rumor, as it is completely unfounded. Or is it? We may never know.

I. Mangrey reporting. Actually, it wasn’t me, it was some nameless aide who has since been let go. 

Monday, February 16, 2026

Radio WTAF – Making The World Safe For Music

February 16, 2026

Paying Attention™ DJ Ariel Baddass is preferring to remain under the radar for reasons we will leave it up to her to share. She has asked me to continue working the turntable, etc.

Shit’s getting real out there. Folks are fed up with fascism; not that there was ever any tolerable level. But too many among us seem to be okay with the fascism and the philandering pedophiles fomenting it. They keep spitting right in our faces every fucking day, but we are not having it. Thousand people in the street, singing songs and carryin’ signs, mostly say ICE OUT, FUCK ICE, NO KINGS.

There are more protest songs than we can count, yet never enough, and new ones pop up almost as often as a sucker is born.

Anyway, today we’re going video with some live versions of a couple protest classics, and one brand new, old-school-style folk song straight from today's streets.

The Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth (Live At Monterey Pop Festival 1967)

Jefferson Airplane - Volunteers (Live at Woodstock Music & Art Fair, 1969)

And here’s the new one from Boston-based Evan Greer and friends

Evan Greer – “You Will Have to Come Through Us”

We’re always happy to take your requests and dedications, so drop us a line any time.