Gratuitous Shilling For Planet Earth

Happy Earth Day

The Ocean – Coming Soon To A Street Near You

April 22, 2026

Some might notice a trend in the graph above. Some might be too greedy and/or braindead to give a shit and/or notice anything they can’t see from inside their own colon.

As part of his relentless crusade to murder the planet – and by definition those who inhabit it – wannabe king Donald has cancelled $25 billion worth of wind projects. His alcoholic Defense Secretary Kegseth claims it’s about national security. It is actually about national stupidity, and few do that better than Kegseth. Though the competition is fierce within what will come to be known as the Death-To-America administration when the history of our time is written (if that is still permitted).

As an aside, you might recall that Piss-Drunk Pete promised he would stop drinking if he became secretary of defense. Gee thanks fuckface. As we watch this numb-nuts carry on with his psycho-killer/radical Christian idiocy, one hopes – for his sake – that he has continued drinking to excess after getting his new job. If he’s doing all this sober, then raging alcoholism is the least of his problems. Either way, he is not the least of ours.

Musical Interlude

Ariel Baddass here. Glad to chime in with a few tunes for Earth Day while it’s still legal. The dipshits who want to end Juneteenth and MLK Day will surely be coming for Earth Day before they’re over – which hopefully will be November 3^rd. Anyway here are a few tunes for your angst-ridden enjoyment. And remember: A mountain is something you don’t want to fuck with.

Nick Offerman Is Sounding the Alarm:

America’s National Parks Are Under Attack

Loudon Wainwright III – Hard Day on the Planet

Kansas – Death Of Mother Nature Suite

World Party – Ship of Fools

World Party – And God Said

Flo & Eddie – Keep it Warm

Mothers of Invention – Billy The Mountain

Thanks for the opportunity to join in the Earth Day festivities. And now, back to our regularly scheduled rant already in progress...

Native American wisdom says we do not inherit the planet from our ancestors; we borrow it from our children. I think it’s time to fess up to the kids: Um, kids, um don’t get mad. We didn’t do it on purpose. Well, we sorta did actually, but we couldn’t help it. Anyway, again, we’re really sorry and we promise never to do it again, but here are the keys to the planet, and really, thanks for letting us use it, really. Hard to believe, I know, but we really did appreciate it. Anyway, we sorta crashed it. It’s pretty bad, but no one was hurt, well, no one we know…yet. Actually, a lot of people were hurt. There was sort of a pile-up, but we’re okay. Also, I’m pretty sure it’s totaled. What? We’re grounded? No more planet for us? Doesn’t that seem a bit harsh? Okay, we’ll shut the fuck up now. Again, really sorry. Please don’t tell your sister.

The only good thing to happen since Dirty Coal Don took over is his stupid Iran War, that is unless and until Trump and Hegseth start sinking oil tankers, is making more and more people thinking about electric vehicles.

For those of you who are still not dead or toxically apathetic from the climate crisis and the rabid ignoring of it, here’s just the thing: https://oilwell.app

Happy Earth Day from all us tree-huggers at Paying Attention™

Thought For The Day – On Donald Trump

Washington Could Not Tell A Lie, Trump Can’t Not Tell A Lie

April 21, 2026

I say, let lying dogs sleep.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day.

Thought For The Day – Fun With Fascism

Fascism Follies

April 20, 2026

We are already up to our collective cankles in Trump's fascist bullshit. Let's cut it and him off at the knees before it's too late.

This is How Fascism Starts | from Michael Moore’s “Fahrenheit 11/9”

This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day.
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Pic Of The Day – Keeping A Finger On The Pulse

 

Pointing Out The Obvious  

April 19, 2026

Apropos of nothing and everything. Mostly, I should not have to wake up every day having to, sooner or later have my thoughts turn to Donald “Death To America” Trump and his daily crimes against humanity. A new low in human behavior, senseless lying and wreaking outright destruction of everything in his path. To him, everything is the White House East Wing.

Donald, this bird’s for you…

This has been your Paying Attention™ Pic Of The Day.

Quote Of The Day – Putz Poops On Pope

Vance Makes Being Massively Stupid Look So Easy   

April 18, 2026

“I think it’s very, very important for the Pope to be careful
when he talks about matters of theology.”
JD Vance, April 15, 2025

“I think it’s very, very important for JD Vance to be careful
when he opens his stunningly ignorant mouth for any reason.”
I. Mangrey, April 16, 2026

Vice President and world-renown furniture fucker JD Vance (the JD stands for Fucking Idiot) who converted to Catholicism in 2019 – and put a Methodist church on the cover of his new book on faith – decided to weigh in on his boss’ blasphemous bullshit and repeated attacks on the Pope. Because the Pope came out in favor of peace. Which is kind of a big part of his whole gig.

Apparently, Vance’s conversion did not really take, even though just months after his “conversion” he said...

“My growing view is that too many American Catholics have failed to show proper deference to the papacy, treating the pope as a political figure to be criticized or praised according to their whims.”
JD Vance, April 1, 2020*

I’m not Catholic, nor do I play one on TV like Vance, but isn’t the Pope the representative of Jesus Christ and considered by Catholics to be, by definition, infallible? As Vance himself believed or at least said around the same time he called Trump “America’s Hitler”. That was before he converted to Trumpism. Vance is the emissary of the fucking anti-Christ who thinks himself God.**

One might have well assumed Vance meant in the opening quote ‘when he talks about politics’, except he kept going with that derailed-train-of-thought and doubled down.

Either way, it is entirely possible that Vance should just STFU since no one, and I mean no one, gives a flying fuck what he thinks. In particular this Pope. But also…

Fool House

Despite his most recent string of phantasmagorical flying fuck-ups, Vance might not be the Plague, but people are sure avoiding him like it. Here’s a recent event at Charlie Kirk’s TPUSA where Vance spoke to a house

It has long been obvious that Vance is uncomfortable around people, so this area full of empty seats suited him just fine. Besides, he is going to need to get accustomed to such palpable displays of affection and record crowds.

One More Thing

To be fair, Trump may not be the anti-Christ (not ruling it out) but he is demonstrably and flagrantly anti Christ.

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*The date is real so maybe he meant this as an April Fool’s joke.
**In 2019, Trump, who can always be counted on to take the moral low-ground, did happily and proudly retweet someone calling him “the King of Israel” and “the second coming of God”.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Quote Of The Day.

So Much Losing

Donald Trump Is A Pre-existing Condition

April 17, 2026

He is also not healthy for himself…
just not fast enough

So, after losing the war, losing the negotiations and being solely responsible for the current, world-economy-fucking disaster of causing the previously free and open Strait of Hormuz to come under complete control of Iran, Desperate Don is blockading the Iranian blockade of the Hormuz Strait. Whatever the fuck that means.

This sounds like helping someone who is badly constipated by plugging their asshole with cement.

Speaking of assholes, though this one has his head full of cement…if we’re being generous, has his own ass plugged up with his head.

Did Don go after the Pope to distract from the

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that he needed to distract from his disastrous illegal Iran war, which he launched in order to distract from the

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or is all of this just because Trump is a massive shit-stain on the human race?

My money is on who-gives-a-fuck.

I. Mangrey reporting.

Farm Around And Find Out, Revisited

But The Farm! Buy The Farm! Buy The Farm!

April 17, 2025

We have mentioned this before, but as we are always looking to help our dear leader Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump, we thought it was worth revisiting. A while back, we were rummaging around the internets and came across this beautiful farm for sale. It is still available, and the purpose we had in mind for it has only snowballed. Or perhaps more accurately, sun-downed.

Now that our mostly deceased president has literally decimated his current domicile and has since set his psychotic sights on the rest of America, maybe it’s time for him to find a new happy place.

Doesn’t this look peaceful and way the fuck out of the way?

Since our perfidious president appears to be on his last marble and since he is such a fan of purchasing real estate, many people are suggesting that it might be advantageous for Donald Trump to buy the farm.

Trump Is Losing His Marble

Given the irrefutable evidence of deterioration we are seeing in Trump's physical and mental states, not to mention all the psychotic fascist feces he’s been flinging, it might be best to expedite the process. Plus, as shown in this picture, this barn has an East Wing the master baiter…I mean builder could slap his name all over it and  turn into dust whenever he wants.

What the hell is going on with his tiny, little hands?

What the hell is going on with ankles that barely fit in his pants?

Almost-Dead Donald cannot walk in a straight line (Time for a breathalyzer? Or a neurologist?), and his two remaining brain cells are about to go Thelma and Louise, plus…

What the fuck is that metastasizing melon-looking mass popping out of his shirt collar? That does not look healthy at all. He might want to have that thing removed before it spreads.

Buy Now, Or We Pay Later

That beautiful piece of land shown above – which has another great advantage of being upstate – is still available; we are more convinced than ever that Deteriorating Don should buy the farm before it's too late. Seriously, where would Trump be happier than a nice farm upstate?

We are happy to help in any way possible to get Trump where he needs to go. A nice peaceful place where he and his fellow Messiah can  

The patriotic staff at Paying Attention™.

Alternative History (Because, Why Not?)

All The News (Noise) That's Shit To Print

April 16, 2026

Mr. and Mrs. America, and all the ships and clippers at sea, we, like so many others, are frequently asked to rewrite history, or have just taken it upon themselves to make shit up.

If Donald Trump was Winston Churchill…

Well, assuming he would not just say okay to Hitler and the Nazis, because why wouldn’t he. You’re right, he would absolutely have sided with Hitler. Presumably, he would have, as he is doing right now with great vigor and success, attacked Americans by every means available.*

 

We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in Iran, we shall fight in Cuba and the streets of America, we shall fight with growing lies and growing stupidity everywhere, we shall defend our power, whatever the cost may be, we shall fuck you at the gas pumps, we shall fuck you at the checkout lines, we shall fuck you in the housing market, we shall fuck you at the voting booths, we shall fuck you over health care and shoot you in the fields and in the streets while you protest peacefully, we shall fight in the cities and towns; we shall never surrender until America is defeated and ours forever.

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Questions For The Day – This Means War

Hate Makes His World Go Round

April 15, 2026

Right now, Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump is at war with Islam via his bombing Iran, threatening them, saying “a whole civilization will die tonight”. He is also at war with the Vatican, and apparently all of Christianity as displayed by his repeated attacks on the Pope and Trump’s most recent depiction of himself as Jesus. Trump has thus far resisted actually bombing the Vatican. Polymarket is probably giving pretty good odds on that.

Trump is also at war with each and every one of America’s allies across the globe. Sir Ed Davey, the leader of the Liberal Democrats in the UK added this glowing assessment of Trump

“Regrettably, he is no friend of the United Kingdom. He’s no leader of the free world. He is a dangerous and corrupt gangster and that is how we must treat him.”

Davey is absolutely not wrong. We are so very fucked.

Today’s Questions For The Day:

Hey, what about the Jews? What are we? Chopped liver? Why won’t he piss off the Jews like he’s doing to Muslims and Christians? Is he anti-Semitic?

These have been your Paying Attention™ Questions For The Day.