Dear Sir…

So Much Winning

November 5, 2026

“I think the hatred for this man is unprecedented.”*
Sean Hannity, November 4, 2026

Dear Sir:

I am so sorry sir. I still have tears in my eyes after what happened on Tuesday. If I was near enough to give you a big hug sir, I would probably throw up all over your shoes. At least I would try. I know you did your best to stop yourself from completely destroying this country, and after you tried even harder to destroy this country. But, sir, many people are saying that the 2026 midterm elections are irrefutable proof that America hates your miserable, lying, self-serving, self-dealing, spiteful, criminal, traitorous, Jeffrey Epstein-coddling, worthless guts. Life can be so unfair. Sir, maybe it was something you said or did, or maybe it was everything you did and said. It’s so hard to tell, sir. We may never know for sure.

Hopefully, sir, you won’t take this historically humongous drubbing, this undeniable repudiation of everything Trump, this crystal-clear message that you are a disgraceful, despised, treacherous cretin the wrong way. As you always do. By claiming victory, digging your cankles I, and continuing to trash everything, like a giant, tiny-handed, amoeba-brained monster.

Anyway, sir, we hope you have plenty of ketchup to throw and very fine people to blame and yell at for you being a total, irredeemable dick. And I don’t mean Nixon or Cheney…because you are so fucking fucked up that you made both of those Dicks look like saints in comparison. Your days are numbered sir. One way or another. With any luck, you won’t be taking us with you. Lord knows you will try sir.

Again, so sorry. Have a nice day sir, and thank you for your attention to this matter.

Signed,
America

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*But in absolutely no way unwarranted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLOcotmWH60
A Phone Call To Americans, by Albert Brooks

I Just Gotta Say

Thank You For Last Night

November 4, 2026

If we are to be honest, we owe a huge debt of gratitude to Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump. The Blue Wave, second in size and change only to the Great Flood in the Book of Genesis. This could not have been achieved without the “help” of the single worst president in American history: his disdain for everyone but his billionaire peers, his arrogant contempt for the rule of law, for democracy and for the Constitution, his economy and worldwide security disrupting war in Iran, his incessant lies, public naptimes and rapidly increasing and constant public displays of dementia, and his all-encompassing, uncompromising, unrivaled stupidity.

Without Trump’s perfect shitstorm this massive turnaround in the makeup of the House, Senate and governorships would not have been possible without Deathbed Donald having dragged this country so close to hitting bottom that even the American electorate began to take notice.

And yes, just as Der Furor insisted, the vast majority of Americans all over this country voted like he was on the ballot. Unfortunately for him his intended audience had long ago turned off their hearing aids, probably sold them for food or gas.

So, and I will surely only say this once, tears in my eyes, and even though I am not a big strong man, thank you sir. You have done so much to and for this country you detest, sir. I hope you don’t mind if I call you what your wife, Melania calls you – “sir”.

So, once again, let me say, I’m only going to say that once. Now I would like to say, shut the fuck up, stop showing your face in public and really, just lock yourself up in a bathroom – it can even be one with all the stolen documents – until they subpoena you to testify about your crimes against America and humanity.

I. Mangrey respecting.

November 3, 2026 - A Date That Will Live In Famy*

This is an EX-president**

Apocalypse NOT

November 4, 2026

If you don’t mind, I’d like to start today’s festivities with a song

John Lennon – Instant Karma

And yes, pretty soon he’s gonna be dead. That’s just statistics.

Donald Trump will not be going to Disney World.

Election Shock Therapy

So, in case you were asleep, Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump got smashed, thrashed and trashed. He got a snubbing a drubbing and a clubbing. He got his clock cleaned, his ass handed to him and the stupid smile wiped off his badly-frosted face.

As he would say, if he hadn’t gotten his face sphincter figuratively sewn shut, Trump got beaten like a dog.

Trump’s other tiny little Johnson – Mike – can kiss his Keebler-elf-sized gavel good-fucking-bye. He’s lucky he still has a seat in Congress, so he can bask in the massive blue tsunami in which he will be treading water until he resigns.

Susan Collins – gone.

John Fetterman – neutered.

Oh, and Elon Mush, please feel free to go forth and fuck yourself all the way to Mars. And stay there.

Presumably, the few Democrats who lost their races are now whining, claiming voter fraud and inciting violence and insisting they actually won. What’s that you say? They all gracefully accepted defeat and moved on like adults? How interesting.

And, just a song before I go…

Leonard Cohen – Democracy

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*Not a typo.
**For all intents and purposes.

I. Mangrey rejoicing. Pure and simple.

BONUS FUN

Having almost been killed by a Cheetos semi just three months ago, I had to take one more victory lap and enjoy one of my favorite Randy Rainbow offerings in light of yesterday’s marvelous first step toward excising the tumor known as Trump from the American body politic and the national psyche…

CHEETO CHRIST STUPID-CZAR

Final Election Night Update

So Far, So Much Better

November 3, 2026, 11:50pm

Democrats will have a majority in the Senate with 51 seats…for now. With one more seat, they will be able to relegate John Fetterman to the dustbin of history. Assuming the Fascist/Trump/Epstein/Sedition Party adheres to the Constitution and certifies and swears in ALL elected officials on January 3, 2027.

Dems literally beat Trump’s ass…John Husted, Demented Don's beloved buns are out of office. They’re all Donald’s now. He can examine Husted’s ass till death do they part.

Last time I stayed up this late watching election results, I ended up feeling suicidal. Not this time, but someone else might need to be kept away from sharp objects. Remember when Deathbed Don insisted everyone vote like he was on the ballot. America obliged. Bigly.

I should probably go to bed. See you in the morning

I. Mangrey reporting with an illegal smile.

Election Night Update

So Far, So Good

November 3, 2026, 10:20pm

This just in: Democrats will have a majority in the House of Representatives. Let the investigations begin. Assuming the Fascist/Trump/Epstein/Sedition Party adheres to the Constitution and certifies and swears in ALL elected officials on January 3, 2027.

Armagoodon is upon us.

That’s all I have to say for now.

I. Mangrey reporting. And breathing a little easier.

Election Evening Report

It’s All Over But The Counting

November 3, 2026, 8:45pm

Yes, we made it this far Near-Dead Donald did not pre-sabotage the elections. Not that he didn’t try. Two of the four districts the Fascist/Trump/Epstein/Sedition Party illegally gerrymandered in Florida to ensure no Democrat could win have already been called for the Democrats.

That’s all I have to say for now.

I. Mangrey reporting. And breathing.

Headline Of The Day – VOTING ACCOMPLISHED

Done And Done   

November 3, 2026, 7:07am

From Alternut:

Now it’s off to Ohio, Texas, Iowa, Mississippi, et al to vote there too. What? That’s illegal? We’ll see about that.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Headline Of The Day.

Radio WTAF – Election Day Special

November 3, 2026, 6:45am

Hey gang, just had to jump in at the table and start Election Day of with a quickie before I head to my local polling place. If you’re not familiar with Mel Brooks’ The Twelve Chairs, you should be, but for now, enjoy the theme.

Hope For The Best Expect The Worst

Plus, here’s one of my all-time fave GIFs…

Gotta go vote.

I. Mangrey, out.

Thought For The Day – Remember

                                   

If You Haven’t Done So Already, VOTE

November 3, 2026

From Alternet:

Remember, anyone can vote.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day.