October 17, 2026
Apologies
in advance for bringing up this disgusting idiot again so soon. At least when
it’s Trump, you expect him to keep cropping up; he is unavoidable. And though
there are plenty of other highly placed assholes worthy of attention, right now
one seems more unavoidable than the rest.
First we showed you his new Nazi-flavored logo for
his Department of Stupid, Failed War. Then we posted historic footage of his historic
ignorance and lack of basic human hygiene. And then we had to bring him up
again for wanting to livestream an execution by firing squad. Naturally, when discussing
this Christo-fascist fuckwit it is necessary to also bring up his equally
grotesque, equally fascist and historically ignorant boss. The two of them have
been lying to us about everything including the number of dead from their miserably
failed war-of-choice in Iran.
The
former, as you have likely guessed, is Piss-Drunk Pete Hegseth, who is
currently hard at stupid trying to purge women, minorities and anyone with a
shred of intelligence from the military. Hegseth is on a Crusade to
Christian-nationalize the military. This is not going over so well with THE
TROOPS. Piss-Drunk Pete is someone who traded raging alcoholism for raging
religious fanaticism. Someone get this dry-drunk idiot a drink. Make it a
double.
According
to one report
“Pete
Hegseth’s crusade to infuse the U.S. military with Christianity is provoking
outrage and pushback. The secretary of defense [not war] says he is creating a
new Pentagon office to 'elevate spiritual readiness' [whatever the fuck that
is] throughout the armed forces. But not everyone feels included at a time when
religious choice in the military is dwindling [WTF] under Hegseth’s personal
brand of Christian nationalism [never a good thing]. Personnel are scrambling
on deadline to fulfill a requirement to choose their religion from a new,
drastically reduced menu of options [again, WTF].”
While
religion is fine if that’s how you roll, it has no place in American politics.
Maybe someone should hold old Piss-Drunk down and read the Constitution to him.
We need a Lenny to his George to explain the rabbits…I mean the separation of
Church and State, and the existence of other religions to Mr. Hairgel.
Or,
just impeach the motherfucker already.
You tell him about the damn rabbits, I’m getting the
fuck out of here
It’s
All About The Boss
As
for the guy who hired Piss-Drunk Pete, it could not be clearer that he is
working for Vladimir Putin. Either that or he is simply hell-bent on destroying
this country from the inside for reasons of his own syphilitic psychosis or
dementia or bone-marrow-deep evil, or money, or all of the above. Let’s face
it, Hegseth is as Hegseth does, but it takes a certain “very stable” “frickin”
genius to hire someone like that for anything more than combing (nobody knows
that ‘comb’ has a ‘b’ in it) his own hair (and even that doesn’t seem to be
going so well).
Trump
is once again doing everything he can to help Putin destroy Ukraine. Russia is
going broke, so Trump is trying to bail him out. Trump is plotting to buy a
bunch of diesel (virtually none of which will come into the U.S.) from the murderous
dictator, the profits from which will go to attack Ukraine, who had been a U.S.
ally until Trump came along. These profits would also likely go to helping
Russia’s ally Iran, who you might remember is currently at war – through no
choice of their own (for a change) – with America. So Trump’s perfidy will not
only result in the deaths of our allies in Ukraine, it will also endanger the
lives of American service members who Trump sees as “suckers and losers”.
Recall
that one of Death-To-America Don’s first acts on taking office in 2017 was to
invite Russian spies into the Oval Office, shutting out American witnesses, and
sharing national security secrets with his Russian guests.*
Some House members of the Fascist/Trump/Epstein/Sedition Party are threatening to introduce the Ronald Reagan Peace Through Strength Act to block Trump's latest assistance to Putin.
The Atlantic’s Anne Applebaum
had this to say about Trump’s deal
“Donald Trump has dropped all
pretense, torched a couple decades of American policy, and undermined 18 months
of his own diplomacy. He lifted sanctions on the import of Russian diesel fuel,
in violation of the letter and spirit of laws that he himself signed. He has
threatened to stop sharing intelligence with Ukraine, unless Ukraine agrees not
to target Russian refineries, thus demanding that Kyiv give up its most
effective weapon while asking nothing from Russia in exchange. He has not
criticized Russian attacks on Ukrainian power plants or factories, even those
owned by American companies. He has offered no condolences for the recent
deaths of Ukrainian children in Russian bombing raids.”
Whatever
the reason now, whether Trump is just following orders from Putin or is simply
insane, or is doing this for the money, as Thom Hartmann put so succinctly,
Trump has
Put
an alcoholic B-list weekend TV guy in charge of the Pentagon, a plumber in
charge of DHS, a fracking guy in charge of Energy, a wrestling billionaire in
charge of Education, a brain-worm-disabled former heroin- and sex-addicted
lawyer in charge of our nation’s health, let a ketamine-addled trillionaire rip
apart our federal government and destroy our soft power around the world by
taking down USAID, shut down our pro-democracy propaganda operations (VOA,
etc.), put a weight-loss “miracle pill” hawker in charge of Medicare and
Medicaid, a C-list former reality TV star in charge of our airlines, his own
criminal defense lawyer to run the coverup of Epstein at the Department of
Justice, etc. The list is virtually endless. (view at your own peril)
Hartmann
left out the childish, also alcoholic, conspiracy-theorist-podcaster now
leading the FBI. Any way you slice it, we are in deep shit.
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*One thing Trump did at this meeting harkened
back to old Dick Cheney. Trump, like Cheney before him outed a spy. Cheney of
course outed an American spy – Valerie Plame; Trump outed an Israeli spy. And
who could forget Ronald Reagan’s traitorous actions with Iran-Contra and the
Iranian hostage crisis.
I. Mangrey reporting.
