Donald Ducks Learning

There Are No Limits*

July 19, 2026

We stumbled across an old children’s book from Walt Disney – an old timey far-right asshole in his own right.

Different time, different Donald

Coincidentally, after finding this harmless little book we also stumbled across an interview clip from our very own real-life, albeit frighteningly cartoonish Donald and his relationship with learning a lesson…

Mark Caputo (of Axios): What have you learned about, not just about the exercise of power but about the limits on your power as a result of the conflict?

Psychopathic fascist Trump: There are no limits. (actual quote)

Caputo: No limits?

Trump: None. I haven’t learned that lesson yet. I know that there are, you know, but, there are no limits. (actual fucking quote)

Wow. Just wow. No wonder thirty American psychiatrists and other mental health specialists signed a statement asserting Trump is mentally unfit to serve. They warn that Dementia Don’s ability to launch nuclear weapons is a “danger” to the world. They added that Trump’s behavior over the past year has shown “objectively observable signs of serious medical concern.” So I guess, to quote Dying Don, “Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen.” He got that ri…wait, what?

 The group also shared this opinion:

“It is our expert opinion that Donald J Trump is mentally unfit to be the president of the United States…”

All of which led to yet another non-selling children’s classic from the Kiddie Korner here at Paying Attention™, destined to take its place alongside

Goodnight Goon,

Bill Barr Fucks America,

donald & the very, very large uh-brain,

Orange Dregs and Scam,

and the deeply moving graphic novel

Laus.

Here is our latest literary classic and massive non-seller

Plus, he’s fucking insane.

Our non-expert opinion here at Paying Attention™ has long been that Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump has lived the life of a scum-sucking, rabies-infested weasel who made a career of ripping people off, lying, cheating, going bankrupt, raping women (allegedly, allegedly), and more recently foisting fascist fuckery upon this nation in his Death-To-America crusade of carnage.

Will the American people ever learn a lesson?

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*To Trump’s Fascist Desires

Ed Venture
Barely Managing Editor

Thought For The Day – It Speaks

Dingus Con Denounces Reality

July 17, 2026

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U.S. president and brain-dead barbarian Dingus Con took to the airwaves to assure his airheads that he is still running for president in 2020. Once again, the one most responsible for election stealing this side of the Supreme Court – Donald “Death-To-America” Trump regurgitated his recycled rubbish about the “stolen 2020 election”.

Naturally, every single word was bullshit.

Why are we still listening to this lying loser? Everyone outside the Trump Kool-Aid circle knows that every accusation hurled by this sad little man is a confession. Any and all election rigging, every asshole caught voting illegally have been done in his name.

Trump is scared shitless…well, scared down to a much smaller percentage of shit than usual, seeing as his shit is limitless. He knows he is leaking support like a bottomless boat. He will do anything to stop us from having free and fair elections because he cannot win them. And this time, he stands to lose more than an election. Epstein Files. Impeachment…again. Endless hearings on his endless crimes. Such a rabid, cornered beast knows no bounds and his Supreme Court rubber stamped it.

Make no mistake, Der Furor plans to have his stormtrumpers seize ballot boxes, voting machines and whatever it takes to steal elections across the country this November. He cannot maintain control any other way.

Add to all that the fact that this same whining psychopath has at every turn been dismantling election integrity safeguards wherever he can. Then he yells that our elections are not secure. We are surely through the lying glass.

Methinks the loudmouth doth protest too much. In fact, meknows it.

The 2020 election was stolen. I can prove it. With my mind. I’m a very stable genius.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day. Oy.

Not-At-All-Secret Word Of The Day - KOYAANISQATSI

KOYAANISQATSI

July 16, 2026

Admittedly, we at Paying Attention™ have felt that this word could be the word of the day pretty much every day. Been that way for quite some time, but rarely more than during the rancid reign of Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump. So, we just like to make it official every once in a while. Guaranteed not to be the last time.

This became one of my favorite words of all time after I saw the brilliant, moving and unique 1983 Godfrey Reggio documentary of the same name.

KOYAANISQATSI – the trailer

This has been your Paying Attention Word Of The Day.

You're welcome.

What is your word of the day?

Chicago – It Better End Soon

And Now, Some Gratuitous Boogie...

Canned Heat – Boogie Music

Broken News – Driving Miss Donny

The Reflecting Fool

July 15, 2026

Despite his brain remnants having one lobe out the door leading to permanent hiatus, Donald “Death-To-America” Trump still has control of the federal government. His still-barely-sentient remains are bound and determined to fuck this country deep into the ground until it is unrecognizable, and very likely permanently damaged beyond repair.

Hopefully, there will be enough left for us to salvage some little sliver of America with the coming midterms and the dislodging of the Fascist/Trump/Epstein Party’s majority in the House, and with some serious luck (fuck you Graham Platner), the Senate (fuck you too, Fetterman).

Speaking of damaged beyond repair, why is there so little mention of Disaster Don taking his motorcade for a Sunday drive through – I kid you not, through – the Reflecting Pool AFTER IT WAS PAINTED AND SEALED. Not to mention his no-bid-contract-buddies, who likely split the no-bid paycheck with Donny Conjob, completely fucked the job sixty ways from Sunday. But mostly, Trump had his motorcade DRIVE LENGTHWISE THROUGH THE REFLECTING POOL AFTER IT WAS PAINTED AND SEALED, which damaged the impregnable, un-cuttable super-strong and powerful rubber sealant before refilling the Pool.

“This [pool coating] will last for at least fifty years* and you’ll never have a leak, it’s very strong. You couldn’t, if you had a knife – I don’t want to give anybody ideas – if you had a knife, you can’t even cut it, so strong, so powerful, it’s powerful rubber.”
                       Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump, May 5, 2026

Apparently, it is not vehicle-proof. And Donny’s motorcade is not made up of your average cars. These are heavily fortified, massively heavy tanks in cars’ clothing.

“We have vandalism… You know, we have a hundred, we have I think a 290, 300-foot slit right through it. Probably a box cutter or a knife of some kind… Who would think that somebody would go into a pool and take a knife and start cutting it?”
                       Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump, June 22, 2026

Yes, there was vandalism involved. It seems some idiot, and a bunch of his buddies drove a bunch of cars all the way across the Reflecting Pool before refilling it with the water that would, in record time thanks to the new stupidly dark color some yahoo insisted, against all advice, decided to paint it, become an instant destination for a massive algae gathering.

Actual news report

In a severely under-reported story, intrepid Paying Attention™ reporter Allison Wunderland has learned that the company responsible for the horrific paint job on the Reflecting Pool is the same one that does Donny’s face.

And one more thing: If you’re reading this Donny, no one put algae in the fucking pool you dimwitted, bleach-drinking bozo. Ask anyone who’s not on your team – it’s called biology. Nature can be annoying, but it’s infinitely stronger, more powerful and definitely smarter than you. But then again, who isn’t.

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*Or 30 days, whichever comes first.

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled Lindsey Graham bashing.

Happy Bastille Day

Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité

July 14, 2026

Bonjour mes amis. Since there was no good reason to celebrate American Independence Day with this nation laboring under the crushing weight of a flaccid, fascist fuckwit, let’s take a minute to acknowledge the country that made American independence possible – France. Without France it is unlikely the nation would ever have gotten off the ground. Now we have one foot in the grave thanks to our current commander-in-cheat.

America’s great slave-owning/impregnating founder Thomas Jefferson helped Marquis de Lafayette, a key ally during the American Revolution, compose a French bill of rights in June of 1789; Jefferson also helped to draft their constitution.

Naturally, France today has their own fascist fuckwit – Marie Le Pen – to deal with, but they have managed to keep her at bay…for the time being. Le Pen hopes to follow in Trump’s footsteps by running for office after being convicted of crime – specifically, embezzlement. Le Pen is running for a fourth time, is leading in the polls and may have to run while wearing an electronic device as ordered by the Paris court of appeal.

Aren’t fascists fun? (Spoiler alert: fuck no)

Anyway, a quick salute to the French, while they’re still worth saluting and while this country remains unworthy.

I. Mangrey, out.

Broken News – Graham: Cracker

Riddance

July 13, 2026

I wanted to take some time to process the passing of Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-Secession State). No need to rush to judgment. Plenty have already weighed in. I wanted to look over his long Senate career, the ups and downs, the wins and losses.

I was going to let Graham's passing pass, but then I decided it would be bad form to speak nil of the dead. I’ll be brief.

When Graham was running against Trump in 2015, here’s what he said about his opponent:

“He’s a race-baiting, xenophobic, religious bigot. He doesn’t represent my party.”
                                 CNN, December 8, 2015

Soon after, Graham began his crusade to leave a permanent imprint of his lily-livered lips on Trump’s rancid rear end.

“Trump and I, we’ve had a hell of a journey. I hate it to end this way. Oh my God, I hate it. From my point of view, he’s been a consequential president. But today, all I can say is count me out. Enough is enough.”
                             Congress, January 6, 2021

Soon after that statement Lindsey, having long ago kissed Trump’s ass so frequently one of the cheeks bears his name, decided to try his luck (and his lips) around the front.

Yep, enough is enough

Graham pathetically won the undying demand for loyalty with none in forthcoming in return from the insurrectionist, ruthlessly narcissistic pedophile protector Trump. The senator from the Secession State lost whatever shred of self-respect he might have had in previous times. He went out on the lowest of notes – one that only whales can hear.

The best news is that I can stop feeling bad about myself for yelling at him on my tv to drop dead.

Thank you Lindsey. You will be missed…by some.

Next stop: Mitch McConnell. I prefer not to speak ill of the soon-to-be dead. But I’ll be ready when the time comes.

I. Mangrey reporting. One down, two to go.

My Bad

Apology: Ever-Ending War

July 12, 2026

Trump promised over and over on the campaign trail not to get America embroiled in any more never-ending wars. Many critics have accused him of breaking this promise, Paying Attention™ among them. For this, we apologize.

As we have seen over the past four-plus months, Trump’s illegal, ill-advised, ill-managed, unprovoked and badly failing attack-turned-war with Iran is not never-ending. Truth be told, the war with Iran has ended almost every day since it began so it is patently unfair to call this an endless war. It has already ended more times than any other war in history. And it’s just getting started.

Not only has Death-To-America Don begun and ended this war – it’s not a conflict, an operation, and excursion or a skirmish, it’s a fucking war Donny Dearest – more times than anyone cares to count, he spent his time with NATO recently trying to start wars against many, if not most of our allies. Mostly over Donny’s ongoing tantrum over not being given Greenland.

Donald J. Quixote – Man Of Dementia

Don Revolty and Sancho Pinhead

During, the recent NATO meeting, when Donny wasn’t busy calling Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelenskyy “President Putin”* or referring to the “Islamic Republic of Japan”*,or suddenly ordering his lackey Treasury Secretary Scott Pissant to cut off trade with Spain (Huh?), or falling asleep, or quietly soiling himself, Der Furor was claiming that the ceasefire that never really was still isn’t, or might be over, or he might do war crimes by bombing Iran’s water treatment and power plants. When asked if full-scale war is back, the brain-dead president of the United States replied, “I don’t know.” He also said negotiations were going well, but Iran says there are no negotiations and will not be any until the U.S., being held hostage by Trump, stops violating the non-existent ceasefire.

The Man of Dementia needs to go into Psychotics Anonymous or rehab…or something

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*Not making this up.

I. Mangrey reporting. Life goes off.

Broken News – Mitching A Fit

Unwanted: Dead Or Alive

July 11, 2026

Mitch McConnell was found unresponsive in his home three weeks ago. There has been no report as to how responders knew he was dead. Neither has there been a single word from McConnell or his team about his condition. 

So for now, former Senate majority leader and long-time anti-democracy, self-serving piece of shit McConnell should be considered AWOL – Absent Without Life. May he rest in greatly undeserved peace, be he dead or alive.

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*Trump’s first lie about the price-tag for his giant vanity hole…
 

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled aging process.

De Plane! De Plane!

Boss! De plane! De plane!

Air Farce One: Baby On Board
                   or
Couldn’t Get The Epstein Plane?

July 11, 2026

Funny story, Trump’s Qatari Emolument Express was retro-fitted hastily and is not in appropriate condition to be used as Air Force One. The flying white elephant, which the Qataris unsuccessfully attempted to dump for years and which Baby Donny begged them to give him, and which has already cost nearly a billion dollars* to shoddily upgrade, is without essential military defenses or secure communications technology. No reports of algae...so far, but there are reports of unbreathable air throughout the aircraft of late.

Of course, all Deathbed Donny cares about is how much gold is on the inside. You know what, if Donny wants to risk getting blown out of the sky, that’s his fucking business. He’s a big boy. Let him ride in a gold-plated bi-plane if he wants to. He’s the fucking president of the United States – he can do whatever the fuck he wants. Just ask him.

The only good thing about this flying fuck-up is that Death-To-America Don has no plan to leave this so-called “gift to the United States” for his successors; he is planning to take it with him. To be fair, he will need a large vehicle to store all the rest of the stolen documents and emoluments he will no doubt be claiming for himself if he departs the Remains of The White House with a pulse.

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*Which appears to have been pilfered from the sacred Pentagon budget.

I. Mangrey reporting.