Game On
June 26, 2026
We recently vented a bit of frustration at Barack Obama – I know because I
was there, in the room where it happened. Since that time, we witnessed the
opening of the Obama Presidential Center. When you think back to the Obama
presidency, when you watch Obama speak – then or now – and then your mind
wanders back to his most recent successor, it makes you want to vomit and cry.
Obama’s
immediate predecessor George WTF Bush was such a colossal fuck-up that America
managed to elect its first Black president in a desperate attempt to recover.
But not to worry, this completely out-of-character act was immediately
rectified, and the engine of democracy, diversity, equity and inclusion was
thrown into reverse at the speed of white. Hatred, stupidity and criminality
became the order of the day and Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump took the reins of
power, snatched up the Constitution, lit it on fire and then took off his
diaper and pissed on the ashes.
Displaying
his usual class and dignity, the Grim Sleeper, current occupant of the
Remains-of-the-White-House, offered up his two now-discontinued cents:
Total
loser and worst president ever, next to Sleepy Joe Biden, but maybe worse, who
knows, Barack Hussein Obama, left Washington, DC in total disgrace – not one
major scandal, zero cognitive tests, ended up taking home no classified
documents, and made no money on the deal. Pathetic. Somehow he got away with
building his presidential library, which will soon be renamed the Donald J.
Trump Memorial Barack Hussein Obama Library, in the great city of Chicago –
they love Trump in Chicago. He should have been forced to build his trashy
building in Kenya, where he was born – and by the way, I have people working
very strongly on getting Obama’s birth certificate. We should have something
very interesting to show you in about two weeks, or a month or four days, or
many later. These are the same best people who recently turned the failing
Reflecting lake, or pond or water hazard, as many people are calling it, into
the most beautiful blue or possibly green swimming pool anyone has ever seen. And
remember, no matter how horrible, how stupid, how crooked, how deadly, reckless
and pathetic you think I am, Barack Hussein Obama once wore a tan suit. That’s
right, I said it. That tan suit was the most embarrassing thing that has ever
happened to this great nation, and the main reason Donald Trump was chosen by
God to make American great again. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Now, watch this drive.
Given
the incessant wheedling lies that Trump is built like and is as fit as a
twenty-something middle linebacker, and given the fact that the Obama
Presidential Center has a full-size basketball court, there should be a
pay-per-view one-on-one game between the scrawny Barack Obama and the totally
buff beefcake Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump.
Lastly,
a snippet of Obama’s speech at the opening of his presidential center:
“…that
the very idea of working on behalf of the common good is a sucker’s bet. And
that in order for us to win, somebody else has got to lose. I get it. I am not
immune to anger or doubt. But I do know this, when we lose faith in each other,
when we stop believing that voting matters, that citizenship matters, that our
collective voices matter, that how we treat each other no longer matters, then
we give away our power to decide our own future. We open the door to the most
ruthless, or the most careless, or the most fearful among us, who see some
groups and some people as more equal than others, and see government as nothing
more than a way to divvy up the spoils, and punish enemies, and keep those who
are different in their place. I do not believe that is the story of America
that prevails in the end.”
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought
For The Day.
