W(her)e Are Family
May 6, 2024
No one is showing up to show support for defendant of the
decade Donald Trump. Despite begging his supporters to show up in droves
outside every courthouse in America, they aren’t even showing up at the
courthouse Trump now inhabits most of the week. Not one family member, not even
the wife he cheated on to make this trying trial possible, showed during the
week of jury selection or the first week of testimony.
Trump is so desperate to have someone from his family appear
to support him by showing up at court, he is having Ivana exhumed to have her
coffin by his side as we watch the life drained from him, day after day. With
any luck we will also see his freedom remanded to the prison system and his
attempt to become the first American fascist dictator end up like a crash test
dummy in a Ford Pinto.
Melania has been very busy doing…things or she would
definitely be here. She knows I would never cheat on her or lie about cheating
on her. I don’t know why I would. Most of my time since Sleepy Joe Biden stole
the election from me is spent reading the many bibles I have all over my house.
My beloved first wife Ivana, who I so
lovingly had buried at one of my beautiful golf courses – definitely not for
the tax break, and then let her gravesite turn to shit, would have wanted to be
by my side while Sleepy Joe Biden attacked me through his totally corrupt court
system. Biden's evil plan to force me to sleep sitting up in a freezing room
full of corrupt judges, lawyers and fake jurors will never work. I will never
surrender. I will never be defeated. Ivana still loves me so much. I only had
to divorce her because I was cheating on her with Marla Maples, who I cheated
on with Melania, who I cheated on with Karen McDougal and Stormy Daniels, which
I never did. I have no idea why Michael Cohen paid them off. I did nothing
wrong. Believe me. Women just love me, what can I do.
Perhaps in an attempt to dissuade Dear Old Dad from dredging
up his first wife, or perhaps in a desperate attempt get noticed by his
uncaring father and maybe find himself back in daddy’s will, middle son Eric
made a better-late-than-never appearance during week three of Donald’s current
trial. More likely, Eric was paid by his father, via a third party no doubt, to
show up. Presumably (i.e., almost definitely) Donald begged someone (preferably
Ivanka), anyone to make it look like his family gave even a rabbit-pellet-sized
shit about their asshole father.
I. Mangrey reporting. With family and friends at my side.
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