Sleeping Tooty
May 10, 2024
Ex-president Snoozolini is napping and
farting his way to a guilty verdict in The
People of the State of New York v. Donald J. Trump. When he is not comatose,
Trump is making his lawyers do incredibly stupid things.
King Butt did manage to stay awake while Stormy Daniels was testifying about her wham-bam-thank-me-ma’am encounter with Trump (which was probably even worse than being shot in the face by Dick Cheney) , which turned out to be a mistake since he was heard cursing and seen scowling and shaking his head (there is much speculation that he just enjoys the sound of his tiny sclerotic brain rattling around in his plasticine skull). Otherwise, Sleeping Tooty has been dozing off and passing gas while in court.
Normally, Donny spends his days vigorously tweeting (or “truthing” as he Orwellianly calls it) bile and bullshit on his fascist-inundated, failing “social” media platform. He does this at all hours of the day and night. At least while he’s in court he can get some shuteye. And we can have a break from being assaulted by his constant ALL-CAPS CRAP 24/7.
To start the day a few days ago, Judge Juan Merchan found
Trump guilty of nine violations of his gag order. Merchan found the defendant
in contempt of everything including court and fined the faux-billionaire $1000
for each violation.
Merchan’s initial contempt order made it clear
that he could and might send Trump to jail for continuing to violate the order.
New York state law limits him to fining Trump $1,000 per violation. The judge maintained
that such a small monetary amount “will not achieve the desired result in those
instances where the contemnor can easily afford such a fine.”
Merchan added that while he would prefer
to impose a fine “commensurate with the wealth” of the offender, he lacked that
power and would “therefore consider whether in some instances, jail may be a
necessary punishment.” Thirty days is the maximum sentence allowable for any
one of these violations.
Unfortunately, Merchan seems extremely hesitant to do what needs to be done with this recalcitrant bully of a defendant.
Hard To Get Hard After That
Anyway, it’s good to know that Defendant
Trump was awake for this exchange:
Trump attorney: [Y]ou then decided you wanted to
publicly say that you had sex with President [sic]Trump, right?
Stormy Daniels: No. Nobody would ever want to publicly
say that.
Ouch.
I. Mangrey, dreaming a little dream.
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