Bible Sleazeman
May 19, 2024
A great grift for the holiday – hurry up and get one for
that special someone, Christmas is only seven months away.
The new, God Bless Donald Trump Bible:
there won’t be a dry page in the house
It seems Trump is not making enough profit from his earlier bullshit bibles. He is planning to release “a very beautiful, much stronger, more powerful Bible than anyone has ever seen before. It’s so good, it’s almost like I wrote it myself, but it was written by the only person more famous than me. You’ll want to get one for every room in your house, and at least one for everyone on your grift list.”
Do you like leather? We’ve got it. Bondage? It’s in there.
And now, for the first time in any bible, full frontal nudity. The God Bless
Donald Trump Bible has it all.
Trump’s new “improved” Bible will contain not only the Old
Testament and the New Testament, and the Constitution and the Bill of Rights
and the sappy verses of Lee Greenwood’s faux-patriotic jingle. To spice things
up, i.e. bilk his followers of more money, the updated tome will include
photoshopped tasteful nudes of Ivanka, with or without her permission.
In addition, Trump’s newest scam will include instructions
for manufacturing homemade bombs and gallows as well as complete schematics of
the Capitol – things sorely missing from the original text.
I. Mangrey retailing.
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