Trump’s Best People Strike Again
May 18, 2024
Trump's ongoing insurrection is now setting its sights on
the November election. Trump has finally given up (sort of/not really) on
overturning the 2020 election. This doesn't mean he has stopped bitching and
whining about 2020, just that he is more focused on sowing doubt about the
upcoming 2024 election (which he is guaranteed to lose in the popular vote, and
likely to lose in the Electoral College, requiring him to have his Supreme
Court make him king i.e., dictator, not just on day one but until a very
capricious and unjust God takes him somewhere else), about all elections, and
about truth, justice and the American way.
The ass-kissing delegation, vying to become Trump’s ruining mate made their presence smelt, saying the things – using the exact same words – that Trump’s gag order forbids him from saying. What a coincidence. It’s almost as if Trump called on a bunch of toadies to remind his base of all the lies and vitriol they’re missing because Defendant Don has to shut the fuck up about certain things for a while. When the judge finds out Trump instigated the series of slander soliloquies by psychophants (or is it sicko-phants?), it will land the Orange Oaf back in jail…I mean once again committing an offense that should have already landed him in jail.
Not shown: Spkr. MAGA Mike Jerkoff and Sen. Tommy the Tuber,
Sen. Rick Snot, Sen. Marco Rubio and others from the great state of Trump’s Ass
Just as Stormy Daniels (remember her?) was lured into what
turned out to be a classic casting couch turned powerplay plooking debacle with
Trump, a gaggle of struggling actors desperately hoping to land the big
supporting role in Trump’s latest summer theater production of So You Wanna
Be President Again, made a futile and stupid gesture outside the Manhattan
courthouse that Trump says is freezing and Fux News tried to excuse Trump’s
narcoleptic episodes by saying it’s too hot.
Believing themselves not yet sufficiently futile and/or stupid, the Odd Squad is planning to make another appearance, this
time with not just matching Trump-style suit-and-tie. They plan to take their
pathetic pandering to the next level
Douchebags dyeing to be Trump’s hair apparent*
Other Congress MAGAts showed up the next day court was in
session to show their asses to the alpha creature on trial. Supplicating, lying,
desperate to impress their lard and master. Who among them will be the first to
offer to spank Donald with a copy of his famous God Bless America Bible
while massaging his ego…or his whatever?
Bad Dog
Meanwhile, Eric Trump, the family’s designated support
animal who clearly got the short straw and makes appearances of support for his
criminal father while demented dad catches 40 winks (it should be 40 years) in
court from time to time. Eric unsurprisingly broke court rules by texting some
bullshit about Michael Cohen who was on the witness stand at the time. Cell
phones are not permitted in the courtroom, let alone for the purpose of
attacking witnesses, particularly witnesses in the process of testifying.
Who’s a good boy? Not this fucking hellhound.
Someone needs to take these Trumps to the gravel pit…I mean behind
the woodshed and teach them a lesson. They clearly believe that rules do not
apply to them. Unfortunately, they have thus far been correct.
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*This didn’t have to be done,
but I had to do it.
I. Mangrey
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