Partly Sunny With A Chance Of Jail Time
May 31, 2024
Donald
Trump woke up around 4:30 PM yesterday in the apparently comfortable and soothing
Manhattan courthouse where he has spent the past five weeks napping and farting
on his way to 34 guilty verdicts. Before 4:30 PM on May 30, 2024, we had 46
American presidents totaling exactly zero felony convictions (only because
Richard Nixon exited in disgrace in order to avoid his). In 34 blinks of an
eye, American presidents now have an average of .74 felony
convictions per president. All
Donald
Trump is running for president against America. Trump is running against truth.
He is running against justice. He is running against the American way. He is
running to dismantle our democracy, flawed though it
may be. For my money, flawed is better than gone any day.
He is
now very damaged goods. More than ever. The Fascist/Trump Party is preparing to
officially hitch their wagon to a dead mule. Think Monty Python’s Dead
Parrot Sketch.
All the
usual suspects, who took time out of their stupid schedules to show up at the
Manhattan courthouse and lend their support to the pre-convicted felon. All of them
came out against the American justice system. They are calling – as the always
do when things don’t go their way – the trial rigged. Marco Rubio called the
verdict “a complete travesty that makes a mockery of our system of justice.”
Good luck getting your convicted
felon elected president. May he fart on you every time you go near him. I hope he
manages to stay awake during his upcoming debate with Joe Biden. And get ready
to start whining about losing the election…oh wait, you started that long ago.
For now, let us look forward to the
sentencing phase of the massive criminal conviction of the massive criminal who
has just been found guilty of very likely ending up in the White House in no
small part by illegally hoodwinking the American public.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day.
Ans a fine thought it is.
ReplyDeleteGlad you thought so. Seems you're not anonymous anymore, Cuc.
DeleteI had a moment of clarity.
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