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A Sociopathic Pig Shall Lead Them...Straight To Hell
March 1, 2025
Petulant #47 had a sit-down in the Oval Office with Volodymyr Zelenskyy. Don-approved members of the press were present as was Don’s butt-ler VD Vance. And even with Vance there to double-team Zelenskyy it did not take long for Der Furor’s head to explode when Zelenskyy repeatedly refused to accept the Putin Peace Plan, wherein Putin gets as big a piece of Ukraine as he wants, and Trump aids and abets, believing that no one can detect his oh-so-subtle undying devotion to Putin. It did not help that Zelenskyy refused to grovel and just accept what he was being told to do. The sycophant Vance, jumped in, raising his whiny voice, arrogantly scolding Zelenskyy, the leader of a country invaded by Trump’s sugar daddy, as opposed to Vance who is the leader of Trump’s butt. Then Der Furor lost his shit and could not stop screaming at Zelenskyy.
Eventually, Disaster
Don had Zelenskyy thrown out of the White Nationalist House and told he could only
come back “when he is ready for peace” (i.e., ready to give in to Putin and Don).
Given that Don previously held talks with Russia and Saudi Arabia (Saudi
Arabia? WTF) about-and-without Ukraine, there was little Zelenskyy could have
possibly done to achieve a different outcome.
One idiot cable news talking ass waxed incredulous as to why Zelenskyy, who surely knows the only way to get in Don’s good graces is to flatter him and kiss his volcanic-off-gassing ass, couldn’t just do that? Are you fucking kidding me? First of all, a person can only take so much lying, bullying and threats. Second, Zelenskyy surely also knows that Don’s word is written in urine, not ink, and any deal he might make is likely worthless. Not to mention Don said he thought Putin was a “genius” for invading Ukraine in 2022. Don and Vance were simply there to represent Putin’s position.
Unlike his two
apoplectic, condescending, rude hosts ambushers, the Ukrainian president did everything
possible to maintain his composure and civility. How Zelenskyy refrained from
leaping out of his chair and throttling the Bloated Orange Ham Hock and his
couch-fucking cuck screaming nonsense at him and shilling non-stop for Putin is beyond this reporter’s comprehension.
Speaking of
reporters, while AP and Reuters were not invited to the assassination attempt
on Zelensky, Russian state media, TASS was. After Don’s one-sided (well, two if
you count Vance) shouting match and claiming it was “going to be great
television”, there were questions from the “press”. Some unknown puke from some
unnamed outlet asked the critical question that went right to the heart of the
matter: “Why don’t you wear a suit? You’re in the highest level of this
country’s office, and you refuse to wear a suit? I just want to see, do you own
a suit?” And so, the blatant invasion and subsequent near-total destruction of
Ukraine was finally solved.
All we need now is
some sort of final solution to the drowning of American democracy at the hands
of the Trumpists.
Here is Don’s Secretary of Steak, Little Marco
And here is Don’s chief-of-staff, Susie Wiles,
whenever she is permitted to be in the room when Don opens his dumb fucking
mouth…
Lindsey Graham, who
just two weeks ago proclaimed to
Zelenskyy, sitting right next to him, “You’re the ally I’ve been hoping for all my
life”, suddenly changed his tune to “Putin, Putin he’s our man, if he can’t do
it I’ve got neither spine nor soul and should be drummed out of office as a
worthless slug of a man, so help me God. Don’s bitch is now calling on Zelenskyy
to apologize* or resign from office for insulting Dear Leader. Ukraine has been
bombed nearly into oblivion. The United States is in the process of being
Trumped into the 19th Century.
There is only one
person in this entire sad episode deserving respect and admiration and that is
Volodymyr Zelenskyy. Every other player shown or mentioned above is a shameful coward, a
traitor to democracy, and an appeaser of fascists .
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*Geez, you’d think Zelenskyy got shot in the face by Dick Cheney or
something.
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled
Fight Club.
