Joe Biden Is An Idiot
June 7, 2019
Joe Biden will soon learn that he should have quit while he
still smelled like Obama, instead of that tray of sushi you accidentally left
under your driver’s seat last month. Biden
would like you to forget that he was a key architect of and Senate whip for the
2005 Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention and Consumer Protection Act, which made it
harder for consumers to declare bankruptcy.
Biden fought for the rights of Americans to be denied the ability to
declare bankruptcy, while allowing corporations wallowing in wealth to do so at
will.
Fun fact: Biden had to battle a professor Elizabeth Warren,
who questioned the wisdom (among other things) of protecting consumers by taking
away their right to declare bankruptcy in desperate times.
Feel free to ignore Joe’s history of standing up for
corporations in their desperate struggle to overcome the relentless oppression at
the hands of the common man as you read the following.
Girl Trouble
First, Joe waited until the eve of his announcement that he
would be running one last failed campaign for president to apologize to Anita
Hill for throwing her under the bus and clearing the way for the worst Supreme
Court justice of all time, Clarence “Uncle” Thomas. Dr. Hill was unimpressed by Biden’s 28-year
delay and stunning insincerity. Clarence
Thomas continues to be the un-scooped dog poop that ended up on the bottom of
the Court’s shoe.
Next, one day after the former vice-president pledged to
protect reproductive rights, Biden said he would stand by his long-held
decision to back the 1976 Hyde Amendment, which prevents the use of federal
funds to pay for abortion except to save the life of the woman, or in cases of rape
or incest. The inclusion of the rape and
incest language was signed into law by Bill Clinton in 1993. This amendment, of
course, makes it all but impossible for poor folks, particularly women of color,
to access completely legal abortions – all of which were made legal in 1973. All.
Biden voted consistently to keep the amendment in place during
his time in the Senate in the ’70s and ’80s.
He also fought efforts to add the rape and incest exceptions to the
legislation. One day after this very stupid announcement, Biden said he could
no longer stand behind the long-held position that he fully supported 24 hours
earlier. GFY Joe.
To be fair, a guy named Donald Chrump changed his position
on abortion five times in three days in 2016.
Clearly, all men should recuse themselves from weighing in
on the issue of abortion.
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