February 6, 2022
Donald
Turmp was the most disgraceful, unqualified, anti-democratic candidate ever to
run for the presidency, yet he became the Ratpublican standard-bearer.
He
and countless members of his campaign worked with Russia to defeat Hillary
Clinton.
Turmp
lied relentlessly every single day he was in office, ultimately totaling 30573
over 4 years*…that we know of, since we also know that he had a habit of
(illegally) tearing up countless presidential documents by hand, causing a need
for aides to reconstruct them per the Presidential Records Act of 1978, mandating
the preservation of all presidential records (Hmmmm, wonder why we needed that
law). As we now know, this includes records that have been hand-shredded
(sometimes to confetti-sized pieces) by a criminal president who spent more
than a year screaming about Hillary Clinton’s handling of her communications.
He
was impeached for abuse of power and obstruction of Congress, related to his
personal attempts to strongarm the president of Ukraine into bringing bogus
charges against Hunter Biden. The Ratpublican Senate refused to convict,
despite overwhelming evidence of high crimes and/or misdemeanors delivered by
numerous patriots who witnessed Turmp’s depredations.
After
being bailed out by his enablers, Turmp took revenge against everyone who told
the truth about his criminal activities.
Turmp
stood up for Nazis, white nationalists, Confederate fetishists, and Qanon (who he
claimed he knew nothing about except “they like me very much”), and Vladimir
Putin at every turn.
He
probably provided more aid and comfort to the COVID-19 virus than any person on
the planet, was verifiably responsible for hundreds of thousands of American
deaths, and suggested people drink disinfectant as a treatment for the virus he
nurtured.
After
losing in a landslide to Joe Biden, Trump insisted the election was stolen,
spread his Big Lie, and mounted a vast campaign to overthrow the government.
This campaign culminated (in truth, it remains ongoing) in Turmp inciting a
horrendous terror attack on the Capitol, where his supporters tried to hang
Mike Pence, assaulted and in some cases murdered law-enforcement, smeared feces
on the Capitol walls, and attempted to steal documents necessary to
ceremonially certify the Electoral College count on January 6, 2021.
To
top off the most disgusting presidency in American history (and that’s saying
something), Turmp is impeached a record second time. Again, mountains of
incontrovertible audio and video evidence presented by House managers were not
enough to convince Senate Ratpublicans to convict the obvious, shameless
criminal. The one many of them rightly, albeit briefly, blamed for the
attempted coup.
Dangling
Pardons, Simple
As
if all of that was not sufficient to disqualify this deplorable douchebag from
ever showing his face in public again, let alone running for office, Turmp recently
told rally-goers in Texas, “Another thing we’ll do – and so many people have
been asking me about it – if I run and if I win, we will treat those people
from January 6 fairly. We will treat them fairly. And if it requires pardons,
we will give them pardons. Because they are being treated so unfairly.” I
assume he has a good treason for saying this.
Presumably, neither Turmp nor his simple-minded, seditious supporters understand that pardoning someone presumes, and enshrines for all time, the fact that the pardoned party was guilty in the first place. They also missed the fact that Turmp was still technically president for two weeks after his failed coup, and could have theoretically pardoned all his little criminals then. But that is only because he thinks they are all suckers and losers. Or maybe because not one of those fuckers was arrested during the four-hour-long assault. Nonetheless, Turmp did not stop at offering up phony pardons for the traitors who attacked the Capitol. He urged his mindless minions to “protest” should any court dare put him on trial for any of the many crimes for which he is currently on the eve of indictment. We all know what Turmp means when he talks about white folks protesting.
But
wait, there’s more…there’s always more…
Apparently
not satisfied with the current state of indictments against him, Turmp took a
few moments to reiterate that he attempted a coup, whining that the House
Select Committee on Jan 6, which he claims is fraudulent, should be
investigating Mike Pence for not “overturning the election” – his words…and
mine.
Nonetheless,
Susan Collins (and an as yet unofficial number of other Ratpublican
office-holders) would not rule out voting for the disgraced, twice-impeached, seditious, ex-president and failed blogger should he again be the party’s nominee in 2024.
Collins, you may recall, was given permission by another Russian loyalist –
Moscow Mitch McConnell – to vote in favor of the second impeachment. Collins
probably thinks Turmp will have learned his lesson by then.
Now, I Digress…
Can’t
wait to see how the
ever-concerned-about-everything-except-what-she-should-be-concerned-about
Collins will vote on Biden’s undoubtedly qualified and undoubtedly
African-American woman nominee to the Supreme Court. We already know her boss
McConnell would prefer a “real” American. Collins has already expressed her
patented concern about “the way that the president has handled this nomination,”
which she whined was “clumsy at best.” This of course, has nothing whatsoever
to do with the quality of any potential nominee.
Clearly,
Ratpublicans insist (believe?) that only white males are capable of looking at
issues of race, gender, class, whatever, objectively.
I find it amusing that anyone would give one iota of credit to Mike Pence for, after 13 months of unrelenting cowardice, finally saying that his former owner was “wrong” about Pence being able to “overturn the election.” Worse late than never. Pence is nothing but a self-serving cynic looking to salvage his political future. I would not even waste a gallows on him. He deserves nothing but our bile. And maybe a show on Spotify.
I
also find it amusing that so many Ratpublicans act like Turmp is an aberration.
He is not. He is them and they are him. All con, all the time. No shame, no
guts, no class. Gross. Old. Party. Fuck ‘em.
And
just to put the urine-infused icing on this seven-layer feces-flavored cake,
the Ratpublican National Committee has now officially, purposely, in writing, with
no sense of shame, irony or fascism, labeled the murderous, shit-stained,
treasonous January 6, 2021 terror attack on the Capitol as “ordinary citizens
engaged in legitimate political discourse.”
And,
so to bed.
Leonard Cohen – Everybody Knows
*In the
spirit of undeserved generosity, we will assume three “working” days per week times four
years (remember, Turmp also “worked” very short days, and took 307 golf days,
so really at best he “worked” approximately 400-500 days, but we’ll ignore all
that) which means Turmp lied some 50 times per “work” day. One would be excused
for thinking he had some kind of lying bonus in his contract with Putin.
I. Mangrey, more concerned than Susan Collins.
Isaac Asimov was on it 42 years ago:
ReplyDelete“There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”