November 25, 2019
Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky did not want to do
it. At the moment Zelensky had finally resigned
himself to lying to the world in order to stay in the good graces of psychotic
conman Donald Chrump, Chrump Cheneyed himself
– once again, shooting himself in the face.
As Zelensky prepared to sit down with Fareed Zakaria on CNN, or perhaps
Fucker Carlson on Fux News, Chrumpy the Clown released call notes (not anything
like a transcript) of his perfect, beautiful, totally innocent, completely hidden
July 25 phone call with Zelensky.
The call notes clearly showed Chrump asking Zelensky to announce he was investigating Joe and Hunter Biden. This, even though Zelensky was not, and likely would not, since the Bidens’ alleged wrongdoing, along with the absurd notion that Ukraine was setting up Russia to take the fall for election interference, both had been debunked as conspiracy theories.
Chrump’s attempted extortion, bribery and/or quid pro quo with Zelensky also happened after a Republican’t investigation found and reported that Russia had in fact interfered with the 2016 election, to Chrump’s advantage. “C’mon Zelensky buddy, daddy needs a new pair of swing states. Naturally, the other reason Chrump wanted this to happen, besides his need to cheat at another election, was to abet his benefactor, Vladimir Putin's take over of Ukraine.
The call notes clearly showed Chrump asking Zelensky to announce he was investigating Joe and Hunter Biden. This, even though Zelensky was not, and likely would not, since the Bidens’ alleged wrongdoing, along with the absurd notion that Ukraine was setting up Russia to take the fall for election interference, both had been debunked as conspiracy theories.
Chrump’s attempted extortion, bribery and/or quid pro quo with Zelensky also happened after a Republican’t investigation found and reported that Russia had in fact interfered with the 2016 election, to Chrump’s advantage. “C’mon Zelensky buddy, daddy needs a new pair of swing states. Naturally, the other reason Chrump wanted this to happen, besides his need to cheat at another election, was to abet his benefactor, Vladimir Putin's take over of Ukraine.
Zelensky did not want to lie to the world for
Chrump despite his county's desperate situation. But, Chrump had another ass up
his sleeve – today’s Benedickless Arnold, Lindsey Graham. After being repeatedly humiliated by Chrump,
and repeatedly displaying his righteous indignation toward, and unparalleled
disdain for his one-time rival, Graham now has his head so far up Chrump’s ass
that he can often see who Chrump is shouting at by looking out of Chrump’s
gaping maw.
“I thought we weren’t
doing that until we got back to the White House.”
Chrump demanded…I mean suggested that Zelensky publicly
announce he was investigating Biden and the Democrats as precondition for an
invite to the White House. There were no
preconditions, other than assurance that there would be no American witnesses
present, for meeting with, telephoning, and one assumes late-night spooning
with Putin. Nothing was requested before
Chrump went crawling to Kim Jong Un, though to be fair, there were some beautiful
letters from Kim. Nevertheless, Lindsey “I’m
not going to read the transcripts” Graham is going to give Chrump the gift
Zelensky would not. Is Graham hoping
Chrump will make him King of Ukraine? Or
maybe buy him Greenland? Or let Lindsey
lick grits off his ass, or his whatever?
Politics makes strange bedfellows.
Graham is being joined in his fool’s errand by Chuck “Oh shit,
he’s still alive?” Grassley (R-IA), and Ron “Ain’t no one dumber than me”
Johnson (R-WI). A larger group of
criminals…I mean Republican’t senators – all of whom will be acting as jurors
in the upcoming impeachment trial of Donald Chrump have already met with Chrump
(the defendant in the upcoming impeachment trial of Donald Chrump) and his
attorney to “map out a strategy.” For his
part, Chrump has, for some time now, been busy bribing, extorting and/or quid
pro quo-ing these potential jurors with campaign cash and as-yet-unknown other
strong-arm tactics. There is no
confirmation of the story that Mitt Romney recently woke up to find a dog strapped to
the roof of his car.
What happens when everyone in
the line-up did the crime?
Realizing that they have no defense because their feckless
leader is guilty as hell and will simply not stop implicating himself in the
crimes he has confessed to more times than he has publicly stated that if
Ivanka was not his daughter he would be dating her. Woe is we.
I. Mangrey reporting.
I am not the walrus. Are you?
Bonus entertainment – an oldie but a goodie…
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