November 14, 2019
Lindsey Graham says he will not watch the impeachment hearings,
presumably because there are no blow jobs involved. Donald Chrump spent Day One of his
impeachment hearings giving another figurative (we assume) blow job to Turkey’s
genocide-desiring dictator Recep Tayyip Erdoğan. Chrump claims (i.e., lies) that he too will be
ignoring the hearings – apparently, he will only be re-tweeting other people
who are watching the proceedings. Chrump lied to reporters, “I'm too busy to watch
it. It's a witch hunt, it's a hoax. I'm too busy to watch it.” Eric
Chrump said the hearings were “boring”, presumably because he does not
understand all the big words, having inherited his father’s IDD (Intelligence
Deficit Disorder) and attention span of a mayfly. And everything sounds
muffled with his head so far up his ass.
It also seems that most of the Republican’ts on the committee
are ignoring the hearings as well. They
are intent only on pushing their totally and repeatedly debunked conspiracy
theories and making their president proud of their distraction, lying and Chrump-worthy
idiocy.
One thing all of these treacherous cretins have in common is
their undying allegiance to Mother Russian, and utter contempt for America and
our democracy.
Third-Rate Burglary vs. First-Rate Bribery
Watergate had Deep Throat.
Deep Throat was able to keep his identity secret until after his death,
40 years after the fact. Today we have
Dumb Throat; that would be none other than Donald Chrump himself. No one has done more to undermine this
president than Chrump. And no one has
been more up front about bragging about his crimes, practically standing in the
middle of Pennsylvania Avenue and shooting his mouth off. It would be wrong to suggest that Chrump
should literally shoot his mouth off (though many Republican’ts are wishing he
would), so maybe we should suggest that he just glue it shut. He could even remove his foot first.
Dare to dream bigly
I. Mangrey reporting.
Uncomfortably numb.
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