Greedy
With A Chance Of Assholes
April 28, 2022
If you do not know what an NFT is, I envy you.
NFT – Non-Fungible Token. I had never heard of, nor imagined anything dumber. With
the possible exception of Rand Paul. An NFT is a non-interchangeable unit of
data stored on a blockchain, a form of digital ledger, that can be sold and
traded. People decided they would buy these non-existent “things” for lots of
money (which of course is also not real, but has a much more universal agreement
as to its value – for better or worse) and then, after waiting for several
minutes, or perhaps even weeks, would sell these non-existent tokens of
stupidity, presumably for some huge digital profit. This of course assumes that
the digital money continues to have value.
I do not own the above masterful work of digital
art. I am just borrowing it from whatever numb-nuts paid what was described as “the
equivalent of about $7.6M” to own it. Whatever the fuck that is. If only I had
the original, whatever the fuck that is. Am I jealous? Sure. Whatever.
Iranian-born crypto entrepreneur Sina Estavi purchased the NFT above for $2.9M in March 2021. He recently announced on Twitter that he planned to sell the Non-Fortuitous Trash, and pledged 50% of its proceeds (which he thought would exceed $25 million) to charity. Yeah, sure. Turns out the high bid was just under $280. No doubt charities are falling all over themselves to garner this unprecedented windfall. Or not.
No Fucking Thanks
Speaking of Twitter, Elon Musk, CEO of Tesla, major embarrassment to the Asperger’s community, and voted the man most in need of shutting the fuck up, is poised to buy Twitter for $44B. Musk insists his goal is to make free speech great again by letting dangerous dipshits everywhere to spew their bilious rhetoric with impunity. Musk himself has been know to tweet “fire” in the crowded Twitterverse from time to time. When he’s not busy just being a major douchebag in the analogue world. His cars are cool, his recyclable rocket is great. One must wonder why Fucker Carlson and every other right-wing fuckwit is cheering Musk’s takeover of Tweetville. Maybe Elon will end up just getting too stoned to even remember he owns the social media juggernaut.
Disgraced, twice-impeached, two-time-popular-vote-losing, one-term, seditious, ex-president and failed blogger Donald Tmurp has said he will not return to Twitter, which banned him after he planned and incited the January 6 insurrection. I give him about 30 seconds of protest once Musk allows him back on the putrid platform. That will be about 10 seconds after his pathetic knock-off – TRUTH Social (two words Tmurp can barely spell let alone identify with) – disappears in a puff of digital smoke.
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled
not-forgotten tsuris.
Now that Elan (Elon? Elin?) has indeed purchased Twitter, he may have handed 2024 to Drumph
ReplyDeleteThanks, Obama