The Fascism At The End Of The Universe
November 8, 2022
Ratpublicans
have no policy ideas.* A while back Bitch BcConnell (sorry, I have a cold) was
asked what Ratpublicans would do if they seized control of the House and
Senate. His response was, “That is a very good question. And I’ll let you know
when we take it back.” No one in their right mind can doubt that Ratpublicans
couldn’t care less about anything but money and power. If they did not hate
America they would not have given us Trump. They would not be trying to foist
upon us people like Herschel Walker, Doug Mastriano, Kari Lake, Mehmet Qz and
many others too painful to name. However, here is what they are planning to do
if America loses the midterms:
-
Impeach President Joe Biden.
- Impeach Vice President Kamala Harris.
- Impeach Attorney General Merrick Garland.
- Impeach Secretary of State Anthony Blinken.
- Impeach Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas.
It’s
not me saying this. All of this has been publicly stated on video. Raphael Ted
Cruz, Marjorie Taylor Green, Lauren Boebert, Matt Gaetz and other dim bulbs in
the short-circuiting Ratpublican firmament are talking about it and spewing
forth resolutions as we speak.
They also want
to:
- Outlaw
voting for Democrats, and ultimately voting itself.
- Outlaw all religions that are not radical Christian fundamentalist.
- End abortion rights.
- Ban books that present inconvenient truths.
Lest you
imagine there is even a hint of hyperbole in the above, Tim Michels – the GQP
candidate for governor of the very purple state of Wisconsin – not realizing he
was being recorded – actually said that “Republicans [his word, not mine] will
never lose another election in Wisconsin after I’m elected governor.”
Michels
also promised to de-certify the 2020 election results in Wisconsin once he
becomes king of the Badger(ed) State. Such a process does not exist under
current Wisconsin law, but it will all be in a day’s work once Tim Michels becomes
Governor-for-life.
This is
what democracy fascism looks like.
In Other
News Of The Mentally And Morally Challanged…
Right-wing
talk show host, miserably-failed candidate for governor of California and current
candidate for Fascist of the Week Larry Elder thought it would be a good idea
to publicly state that Democratic voters should have their voting rights
removed. Quoth the craven, “I support term limits. Not for politicians, but for
voters. After you vote Democrat two or three times you're now disqualified from
voting.”
You are certainly
aware that any race won by Democrats will be labeled as rigged, and will be
challenged until hell freezes over. So pace your panic drinking tonight, this
could take a while.
Freak
out…
I
mean, Peace Out.
VOTE BLUE OR END UP DYING BY YOUR OWN HAND!
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*To be fair, they do have
a few. Never-ending tax cuts for the rich, irrevocable power, more mass
shootings, Christo-fascism, and stripping rights from women and voters.
I. Mangrey reporting. I’m off to vote…while it’s still legal.
Just got back from the vote
ReplyDeleteScanners were supposedly 'down' for a while. I think it's to keep the people under control.
Wait.. this is Montgomery County Maryland. Question 4 was to legalize POT WEED!
I'm betting that POT WEED guy is one of them Democrats.
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