Broken News – Pick Of The Shitter

December 23, 2024

Many Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest

If Donald Trump is nothing else, and he is, he is the best judge of the worst people for the most important jobs in our country. Is he just fond of freaks, fuck-ups and sickos? Rapists, druggies, dumb-ass dipshits? Greedy, fascist, sociopathic religious fanatics? And these are his new, improved best people. Who else could make the utter lack of qualification a main qualification?

For example, Trump has tapped two bilious billionaires – Elon Murk and Vivek Ramasmarmy – to head up a fake department with the acronym DOGE (coincidentally the name of Murk’s cryptocurrency), which I believe stands for Department Of Gutting Everything, to eliminate any government spending that does not directly, relentlessly and excessively help needy greedy millionaires and billionaires at the expense of all the rest of us. DOGE is charged with killing Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid, etc. Maybe DOGE was a typo and it was meant to be DODGE – Department Of Deploying Gargantuan Excrements.

Stephen Miller, Jared The Son-in-law, RFingK, Jr., Elon Murk, DJT, Kristi Noem,

Trash Patel, Meh Oz, Pete Hegseth, Vivek Ramasmarmy. Oh my.

None of these schmucks has a speck of qualification for the post they have been nominated for. Or any post that might impact democracy, security, health or humanity. Zero.  

But wait, there’s more…

Despite the utter insanity described above, it can and likely will get worse before it gets much worse before there’s a chance in hell it gets better. For example, the super genius Rand Paul (and several members of Fascist/Trump Party) thinks it would be a good idea if Elon Murk was Speaker of the House. You’re probably saying to yourself, come on climate crisis, please end this madness for us. Where's that damn asteroid I ordered from Uber Eats? Or maybe you’re saying, but Elon is just a rich asshole who entered this country under false pretenses (Can you say illegal immigrant?), made the ugliest, dumbest vehicle in history and now owns a president, but knows nothing about governing his own behavior let alone that of the most powerful nation on the planet; plus he’s not a member of Congress. Well, guess what Dear Prudence, nowhere in the Constitution does it say that the Speaker must be a House member.

I’ll be watching so you don’t have to

So buckle up friends, lest you be hurled through the windshield when this clown-car-country crashes…though hurling toward oblivion might be pretty appealing at that point since another moment of a Trump presidency could well be what is referred to as a fate worse than death. Unfortunately, there’s only one (theoretical) way to find out.

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled holiday prep.