Vote As If Jeffrey Epstein Was On The Ballot
November 1, 2026
Only two
more cringing days until what is hopefully Political Christmas. Perhaps we will
get a look at the will of the people.
And then…
Or, for you kids out there…
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought
For The Day.
November 1, 2026
If you haven’t
already, don’t forget to turn your clocks back…maybe about eleven years, but at
least one hour.
Around noon on
August 9, 1974, once the criminally insane, now quaintly pathetic Richard Nixon
had resigned his presidency in disgrace, a friend of this blog was quoted as
saying, “The Dick is out, but we’re still getting fucked.” Those words only
became truer as the years went passing by.
If we thought that
was bad, it was. The stench of Nixon stuck to our flag, our Constitution, the
presidency and the very fabric of democracy. Despite all attempts to launder
everything, America continued to stink of Nixon for many decades. That is,
until someone came along to out-slime old Tricky Dick. That someone was, lest
we forget, George WTF Bush who dismissed the sirens, red flags and August 6,
2001 Presidential Daily Briefing entitled “Bin Laden Determined To Strike
Inside U.S.” paving the way for the 9/11 attacks, and then led us into an
insane war-for-oil in the wrong country, committed a buffet of war crimes and
handed a huge federal surplus to the richest among us, and left this nation in
tatters.
As you are all too
aware, this asshole, the worst president in American history, was subsequently
eclipsed into near-oblivion by the current worst president in American history,
who shall remain brainless.
Just imagine how
long the odious odor, the fetid, festering fart of Donald Trump which currently
engulfs this nation (not to mention the rest of the world) will be clinging to
every fiber of this society, an Orange Gas Cloud continuously poisoning every
breath we take. All the damage to every aspect of life in America has been
garroted to near asphyxiation – our economy, our justice system, our military,
our Constitution, civil rights, and all his monuments to himself (who the fuck
does that?) and the presidency itself…you name it Trump
Nearest and dearest
to my heart – being that I am, and always have been a living organism, nothing
pains me more that this vile creature’s arrogant apathy toward our environment.
With his idiotic stance on the climate crisis, his wanton selling-off of
protected spaces for drilling rights, etc. this flailing, fascist fuckwit knows
no bounds when it comes to trashing the planet.
Not only has Trump
put his stamp on the Supreme Court, which is currently neither of those things,
he has appointed countless, shit-for-brains judges throughout the land, many of
them leaving their own filthy stains and treacherous timebombs everywhere.
As reported by Mother
Jones, on September 4, 2026, some broke-brained Trump-appointed sludge…I mean
judge ruled that safe, clean, uncontaminated drinking water is, in fact, NOT a
right afforded to Americans.
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled
bubble bath.
