November 9, 2018
Chrump called out by name a number of defeated Republican’ts
who he claims lost because they “didn’t want the embrace.” They did not want the Godfather’s kiss on the
cheek. Chrump somehow failed to single
out those who lost despite and/or because of embracing the embrace and the
embracer.
We remain under dire threat from domestic terror on two
fronts. There is the substantial white
supremacist wing of the Republican’t party.
The Charlottesville terrorists who murdered one person, the multi-bomber
from just before the midterms, and the mass murderer from the Tree of Life
shooting. All of these very fine people
were enabled, encouraged and incited by the fake prezident.
Find the prezident
The other front is the lawless, self-obsessed rabid orange
raccoon in the White House – the fake prezident himself. Poised to destroy the Mueller investigation,
if not the actual evidence, the anti-democracy, anti-intellectual, anti-reality
human bucket of KFC continues his unfettered (soon to be
significantly more fettered) assault on the Constitution he swore (with his tiny
little fingers crossed) to protect and defend. The Disaster-in-chief poses a
clear and present danger to the United States.
“Hope you enjoyed your little
midterm, losers. None of your
puny people can do a damn thing until…
whatever, January, I think. By then it’ll be too late.”
puny people can do a damn thing until…
whatever, January, I think. By then it’ll be too late.”
Democrats received six percent more votes overall, and
despite having the deck perpetually stacked against them with gerrymandering
and electoral hanky-panky, they picked up at least 30 (may end up with 38)
House seats; that is the largest gain for Dems in four decades – since the wave
meant to send a message to previous Republican’t criminal president Richard “Yes
You Fucking Are A Crook” Nixon. Dems
also won 16 governors’ races. Fun Fact:
Even in the Senate races, Democrats garnered 15.5 percent more votes than
Republican’ts overall.
On the other hand, Republican’t voters elected a dead pimp
to Congress in Nevada. And Nazi fanboy
Steve King won re-election in Iowa. Go
team!
Chrump supporters mourn
midterms and plan for 2020
Soon after the final vote was cast, the result of which was having
his Crayola-orange raccoonesque head handed to him in the midterm elections, Chrump
insisted that his Chief-of-staff John Kelly inform Jeff
Sessions it was time for him to spend more time with his family. The Cheese-puff-in-chief finally completed
the super-slow-motion firing of Sessions that began during the first week of
his ill-gotten presidency.
In Sessions’ place is Chrump’s hand-picked serial Mueller
basher Matthew Whitaker, who has called the Mueller investigation a “witch hunt” that
has crossed “a red line” and “should be shut down.” Whitaker literally got a job on cable news in
order to audition for a job in the White House.
He knew Chrump would see him if he was on TV and saying things Der Furor
likes to hear. Next thing you know,
Whitaker is Sessions’ chief-of-staff and now he is acting attorney general (emphasis
on acting). This guy would not qualify
to run The People’s Court…or The Price is Right for that matter. Nonetheless, Chrump finally has his attorney
general. America does not. Not that the one we just lost was worth the
cracker he was printed on, but at least he knew that his job was not to answer
Chrump’s insane question, “Where’s my Roy Cohn?”
Ignoring protocols (as usual) regarding order of succession
in order to install Whitaker, who will certainly and gladly do whatever he can
get away with to kill the Mueller investigation. With any luck, the fact that Whitaker has
many more reasons to recuse himself from the Russia probe, will become an issue
in both the real world and Chrumpworld. According
to Fux News’ Judge Anthony Napolitano, Chrump “has chosen someone who does not
qualify under the law to be the acting Attorney General of the United States…That's
why he did not take the oath of office.”
According to a New York Times op-ed co-written by Kellyanne
Conjob’s lawyer husband, “…Trump’s installation of Matthew Whitaker as acting
attorney general of the United States after forcing the resignation of Jeff
Sessions is unconstitutional. It’s illegal. And it means that anything Mr.
Whitaker does, or tries to do, in that position is invalid.”
Whitaker prepares to fake take the
reins and dispose of his ex-boss
Chrump and his very, very big uh-brain will be looking to
pull a series of fast ones before the changing of the guard in Congress.
I. Mangrey reporting.
Fuckle up bolks.
I was gonna mention the failing NYT article. Pretty clear that once again, he's trampled the Constitution. Who's gonna stop this?
ReplyDeleteI believe your question will be answered by the man who brought down another Teflon Don - they call him Mueller.
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