April 27, 2021
Arizona Ratpublicans have hired Cyber Ninjas –
a hyper-partisan, pro-Turmp, conspiracy-theory-obsessed company to carry out,
in complete secrecy, what Arizona Ratpublicans are calling a fourth audit of
the votes in Maricopa Country. The first three, legitimate audits found precisely
zero fraudulent activity.
ASK
YOUR PSYCHIATRIST IF LIAGRA IS RIGHT FOR YOU…
OR JUST ASK ME, YOU PATHETIC PSYCHOPATH
Are
you having trouble accepting an election?
Is your brain the size of a pea?
Do you believe that if you back a racist,
authoritarian conman who gets crushed at the polls it means the election was
stolen? First of all, if this is you, go fuck yourself. Also, if your election
conspiracy theory lasts more than four months, please consult your
psychiatrist. If you cannot be seen immediately, please lock yourself in your
mother's basement and STFU until help arrives. You need some serious help.
Do
you have an irrational distrust of science and medicine?
Are you tired of drinking disinfectant
and trying to shine a powerful light up
your ass?
Good news, while drinking alcohol along with
medications like LIAGRA can have deadly side effects, who you gonna believe? A bunch
of stupid doctors or a badly colored conman? You don’t need to listen to
anyone. You can feel free to wash down your pills with some “plant-based beer.”*
Or if you prefer, go right ahead and guzzle down your favorite meat-based beverage.
And if you don’t believe in taking pills orally (that means through your
mouth), then you can just go ahead and sit on it and rotate.
*Larry Kudlow was the insanely incompetent Director of the National
Economic Council for a twice-impeached, twice-defeated-in-the-popular-vote, disgraced
president. He recently went on a tirade based on completely fabricated criticism
of Joe Biden’s non-existent ban on meat, which ended with, “So get ready. You
can throw back a plant-based beer with your grilled Brussels sprouts and wave
your American flag.”
A Public service announcement from Paying Attention.
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