Transcript For The Day

Don’t Get Mad, Get Vlad

April 25, 2021

On the heels of Joe Biden’s recent jousting with his predecessor’s benefactor Vladimir Putin, the Russian dictator reached out to his old friend for help. Our sources report that Putin contacted the disgraced, recently exed-president during one of Turmp’s infrequent breaks between rounds of rage-golfing.

We are very excited to provide our exclusive transcript of the conversation between the two    psychopaths. Naturally, we had to redact certain passages for national security reasons.

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