June 1, 2022
There are a number of numbing issues currently overcoming our personal bandwidth - the latest mass shootings in Buffalo, NY and Uvalde, TX, et al, sky-rocketing gas prices, runaway inflation, and of course the ongoing slaughter and devastation in Ukraine. Unfortunately there are still the other more mundane cataclysms lurking in the background. The looming Ratpublican midterm infestation (the emergence of Dr. Oz in PA, ex-football star and current mental-defective Hershel Walker in GA, the dreaded return of Marge "Peach Tree Dish/Gazpacho Police/Marshall Law" Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert and countless, brainless others), and the horrifying prospect of Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy - presumably a descendant of Charlie McCarthy.
One week after Tmurp’s invasion of the
Capitol and attempted assassinations of Mike Pence and Nancy Pelosi on January
6, 2021, hypocritical mental defective and wannabe Speaker of the House Kevin
McQarthy – during a momentary lapse of treason – told the American public from
the House floor that, “The president bears responsibility for Wednesday’s
attack on Congress by mob rioters.”
Just days after his
first and only brush with reality, McQarthy’s tiny, damaged brain reverted to
its default setting, sending him careening to Mor-on-Lago to kiss Tmurp’s ring,
ass and whatever. And McQarthy did not even rinse before using that same mouth
to proclaim his undying love for Drear Leader.
In a historic move, McQarthy
is now facing a subpoena from the House Select Committee on January 6 after
audiotape came to light featuring McQarthy suggesting that Tmrup should resign
on the heels of having incited our nation’s first Presidential Insurrection, in
a desperate attempt to hold on to power after getting crushed for the second
time in the popular vote. The audiotape contradicted McQarthy’s previous
vehement denial of ever having suggested anything of the sort.
Four other
Ratpublican congressmen – including Alabama’s own Mo Brooks who spoke at Tmurp’s
pre-invasion pep rally wearing a flak jacket, telling those assembled that “Today
is the day American patriots start taking down names and kicking ass,” and then
cheering on the attempted coup from inside the Capitol – were subpoenaed along
with their feckless leader in connection with their aiding, abetting and
perhaps helping to plan the horrific insurrection aimed at ending democracy in
America.
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special
Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled
democracy.
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