Tuesday, March 21, 2023

Broken News

Truth, Justice, And The End Of Civilization

March 21, 2023

Rudy Giuliani is claiming that indicting disgraced, twice-impeached, failed insurrection leader and Fifth-Amendment-dependent ex-one-term-president Donald Trump could mean the end of civilization.


Rudy, on Newsmax because Fux won’t have him on anymore:
“It’s the usual downfall of a great republic, when the prosecution system
is turned into a political device You can look at ancient history,
and you can see this is the kind of thing that ends civilization.”

While Rudy will claim that he is strictly looking out for the presidency, his fellow travelers in Congress are busy trying to manufacture crimes committed by Hunter Biden in order to trash the presidency of Joe Biden. Rep. Byron Donalds (R-FL), who at one point thought he could challenge Kevin McQarthy for Speaker and is chomping at the bit to impeach President Joe Biden (for reasons), admitted they have no evidence of anything worse than a few of Hunter’s dick pics. Donalds told Fux “News”, “Well, it's not so much about illegality, and that remains to be seen.” It’s not so much about illegality? Huh? This is the kind of thing Ratpublicans say when they know there is no evidence.

Gowdy With A Chance Of WTF

Yes, that’s his real name and his actual head

Trey Gowdy is a former prosecutor and a relentless and unrepentant Benghazi addict while in Congress. Voluntary pinhead Gowdy is trying to sell his Fux-addled audience on the idea that all Trump did was “pay for sex.” And steal classified documents. And try to extort 11,780 votes from Georgia’s secretary of state, and incite an insurrection. And all Bill Cosby did was mix a few drinks for his dates.

Meanwhile, top GQP dumbass Jim Jordan called Trump's apparent campaign finance infraction – paying off Stormy Daniels to keep her quiet on the eve of the 2016 election – "a bookkeeping error." You go gurl.

Indictment Incitement

For his part, one-man-clown-car Donald Trump tweeted in all caps a few days ago – for the sole purpose of inciting further violence in his name – that he was going to be arrested today, when everyone involved in this investigation knows that this grand jury does not conduct business on Tuesdays. Go figure.

Anyway, if indicting Trump could mean the end of civilization, that is a risk I am more than willing to take. I just wonder whether that will mean civilization ends even faster than it will via the destruction of our environment due to everything being suffocated by microplastics and/or the accelerating global climate crisis.

Many people are saying that the election of Trump as America’s 45th president already signaled the end of civilization.

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled happy thoughts. 

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