March 6, 2023
Ratpublican cocaine
addict – no, not George WTF Bush – Don Trump, Jr. wiped his nose after getting
coked up backstage and oozed on stage at this year’s CPAC fiasco.
While laying out his
latest grift – telling his marks to switch from woke cell providers like
Verizon, AT&T, etc., to Patriot Mobile (who rent their bandwidth from Verizon,
AT&T, etc.) – Done, Jr. spewed this
Support businesses
that support your values, put their kids through soccer camp and soccer
practice, rather than funding, you know, what is it, ten-month abortions. You
know, some of the insanity that we see on the other side.
Somebody get that
man a teleprompter. Then teach him how to read. Then duct-tape his mouth shut.
Or better yet, sutures. Even better, a nice rubber room. Or something with
bars.
Snowflake Or Snow
Blower?
Until then, carve
out some time from your busy schedule to see the latest in entertainment from
the good people at Paying Attention™. The directorial debut of none other than
I. Mangrey, screenplay by Ed Venture, and a cast of one.
Attempting to ride
the unlikely coattails of the hit movie Cocaine Bear – a 500-pound black
bear consumes a significant amount of cocaine and embarks on a drug-fueled
rampage (knock off 300-or-so pounds and you have a certain nepotistic
knock-off) – we are proud (well, not so much proud as resigned) to bring you the
next box office smash, and guaranteed Oscar nominee for Most Disturbing Film…
Same genetic damage, a fraction of the extremely-acquired-taste “charisma” the intellectually-challenged
see in his father.
the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree; the shit doesn’t fall far from the
asshole.
he is the cocaine bore!
Every time he assaults social media he appears to be coked to the gills. If
he’s not on the stuff, that would be even scarier. Either way, he’s one hot
mess. Hide your daughters, your sons, your fruits and vegetables – he is the
universal contaminant.
every time he talks an angel throws up in its mouth and gets herpes.
beware the cocaine bore!
Shut him up before everyone gets hurt.
You won’t want to
miss this one. Probably.
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