So Long, And Thanks For All The Filth
April 22, 2023
I would like to wish everyone a Happy Earth Day.
I’d like to, but there’s not a heck of a lot for the Earth to be happy about. Instead,
it is more appropriate to send Mother Earth a get-well-soon card. What is wrong
with the Earth is of course, us. Hairless apes. With brains so large we can
barely figure out what to do with them.
In case you have been overly
hopeful, the Doomsday Clock has been moved to 90 seconds until midnight. The
closest it has ever been to Doom. If you are unfamiliar with the Doomsday Clock,
it monitors the likelihood
We
must not have a Doomsday Gap.
Not
everyone thinks that Doomsday is something to be avoided. I’m looking at you
fucking fossil fuel fuckers. Like you Joe Manchin. As anyone who doesn’t have
their head up their gas knows, the already-well-under-way climate crisis is a
key factor in gauging the time of our doom.
Here’s the pitch the immeasurably greedy
petroleum dealers are using to scare MAGAts and other morons from transitioning
away from greed-ridden, murderous, non-renewable energy. What if the products we rely on just
disappeared? From the clothes you wear, to the products in your hair, our
modern lifestyle would look very different without oil and natural gas.
It’s not like anyone is saying that petroleum
should never be used for anything ever again, but that should be the next step
after we eliminated it as something to simply burn up without a second thought.
Or use once as plastic and then toss into the ocean. Can you say hemp? Yes,
hemp could replace a great deal of non-renewable petroleum-based Earth-killing products
which are contributing heavily to the destruction of our environment, and by
association those who live in it. Human and otherwise.
Plastic waste is everywhere. It’s in everyone. It’s toxic. And, if and when it breaks down (which can take up to 1000 years), it’s even worse. Can you say microplastics? Maybe not, but you cannot avoid ingesting them. And neither can any other life form that eats.
So yeah, what if the products we rely on just disappeared – as the paid shill in the ad asks? What if we stopped the slow-motion murder/suicide pact we have made with life on Earth?
And
here’s the ad these sadistic, suicidal/homicidal monsters perpetrated recently:
And
here’s their bullshit website: https://energytransfer.com/pipelines-petroleum
Say It Ain’t So Joe (You Duplicitous Fucking Asshole)
That brings us to President Joe Biden. Biden is unquestionably doing many good things on many important fronts. Unfortunately, he is dropping the ball on what is in fact the single most important issue in the history of human civilization. Biden seems prepared to put his corporate-stained hands on the minute hand of the old Doomsday Clock in order to push it even closer to the brink of midnight.
“No more drilling on
federal land. Period. Period. Period. Period.”
Joseph R. Biden, February 9,
2020
Despite flapping his gums about the importance of fighting
the increasingly out-of-control climate crisis, the former senator from
Citibank continues kowtowing to the corporate-overlord-fossil-fuel-fuckers,
approving drilling site after drilling site. He says it’s a necessary bridge to
a renewable future, but every gallon of gas that’s extracted and burned or
turned into plastic, or fertilizer shortens that in-no-way-guaranteed future by some yet as
undetermined number of days, years or decades.
Freak
out…
I
mean, Peace Out. No I don’t, I mean freak out.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Fraught
For The (Dooms)Day.
I'm wearing a mask
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