It’s A Two-Way Deceit
April 17, 2023
An increasingly demented,
delusional and desperate Donald Trump gifted Fucker Carlson with an exclusive
interview/ass-kissing session. Both men, shamelessly aware that Carlson was
exposed as saying of Trump, “I hate him passionately.” They deserve each other.
We deserve neither of them.
During the truly dystopian
interview with Carlson, Trump mewled that as he entered the Manhattan courtroom
for his first of many arraignments, “It’s a tough, tough place. And, they were
crying, they were actually crying. They said ‘I’m sorry,’ they’d say, ‘2024
sir,’ and tears were pouring down. I’ve never seen anything like that.”
There’s a good reason he’d never
seen anything like that. it never happened.
A law enforcement official
present at the time reported that no one was crying and no one was offering up
apologies. The technical term the official used was “absolute BS.” When asked
how much truth there was to Trump's seemingly absurd account, the source replied
“Zero. There were zero people crying. There were zero people saying ‘I'm sorry.’”
That sobbing you heard Donald,
was coming from inside that mostly empty cranium atop your drooping shoulders whose
only purpose is to provide a platform for orange spray paint and that cotton-candy-like
substance you pretend is hair. Those apologies were coming from something very
tiny, even smaller than your hands, something you were sure you had long ago
jettisoned as useless and inconvenient, if not in fact forgotten altogether.
People call it a conscience.
Keep digging, sir.
I. Mangrey reporting. Those are
tears of joy.
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