Lock Who Up?

If The Head Is Shit, You Must Not Acquit

April 6, 2023

Donald Trump who, among other horrible acts, gained notoriety by constantly yelling “Lock her up!” in reference to his 2016 presidential opponent Hillary Clinton – who it must be noted was never accused of any actual crime by any actual legal authority.

How ironic that now, finally, it is Trump himself has now been arraigned on 34 counts of falsifying financial records. This of course is only the first of many open cases, in several jurisdictions, waiting for the right moment to drag the disgraced, twice-impeached, failed insurrection leader and Fifth-Amendment-dependent ex-one-term-president Trump back into court after court for his other allegedly alleged crimes against democracy and America.

Who constantly points to his own head and just ended up on the wrong side of 34 felony counts?

This putz.

According to court transcripts, Trump was warned by Judge Juan Merchan to “Please refrain from making comment or engaging in conduct that has the potential to incite violence, create civil unrest, or jeopardize the safety or well-being of any individuals. Also please do not engage in words or conduct which jeopardizes the rule of law, particularly as it applies to these proceedings in this courtroom.”

Unsurprisingly, defendant Trump almost immediately disobeyed Judge Merchan’s order once he was safely back in his bunker at Mor-on-Largo. Since just about every time Trump opens his foul mouth he incites civil unrest, perhaps this order was merely rhetorical. It certainly seems that way since there has been no comment from the judge after Trump’s latest transgressions. Not to mention his idiot sons and other MAGAts posting pictures of the judge’s daughter because she had the unmitigated audacity to work for the Biden/Harris campaign in 2020. Where does this little (34-year-old) brat think she lives, America?

Reporters constantly describe Merchan as “a no-nonsense” judge. If that is the case, then why is he already putting up with defendant Trump’s nonsense, or as those in my line of work refer to it – bullshit?

Trump, verging on blackface, addresses his psycophants post-arraignment

In between attacks on the judge and the district attorney, their families, federal law enforcement and democracy, Trump told his loyal losers at Mor-on-Lago after his arraignment, “This whole Stormy Daniels thing is a bunch of bullshit. I’m calling it a bitch hunt. I never wanted to bang her, I just wanted to, you know, grab her by the pussy. And besides, it was very dark, I was tired because I had run out of Adderall, and I thought she was Ivanka. If anything did happen, it’s totally not my fault.”

The degree to which Melania Trump has been publicly defending her dear husband, and father of her son (I wonder if Trump knows this) is stunning.

I. Mangrey reporting. It's not like I had a choice.