February 13, 2026
It is
finally time to take a break from everyone’s most reviled and favorite news
story of the century, the newly branded
TRUMPSTEIN FILES*
Just kidding,
why would anyone want to stop watching the goose laying golden showers…I mean
eggs.
Fucking
Up With A Fancy Accent
British
Prime Minister Keir Starmer is taking big heat after Peter Mandelson, his
appointee as ambassador to the United States was found to have landed in the
Epstein Files. Calls for Starmer’s resignation are multiplying.
Prince
Andrew of England (or whatever the fuck his official title was), thanks to his
association with Epstein, is now an ex-prince.
The
most baffling, nauseating part of the story is Starmer is poised to lose his
position for appointing Mandelson, who Starmer knew had ties to the Prince
(probably the king, actually) of Pedophilia before he appointed Mandelson. And
yet the American president, a known 34-time convicted felon and sex offender
himself, seems safe in the job he is objectively sucking at. And, old Trumpy
appears in the Epstein Files more than 1,000,000 times, and we’ve only been
allowed to sniff briefly at 3,000,000 of what we are told are 6,000,000 files.
What isn’t wrong with this picture?
And which
batch of horrific Epstein Pedo-files do you think has the worst stuff in it? The
batch we are so far permitted to sneak a peek at (which is patently illegal
since by law the “Justice” Department must release ALL THE FILES by December 19,
2025, which should be any minute now), or the batch they are pretending they
don’t need to release at all?
I
cannot claim to know much about politics in the UK, but it would seem possible
that being in the Epstein Files is a prerequisite for any sort of association
with the Trump Reich. I just assumed that Trump demanded this of any ambassador
to his America.
It’s
possible Starmer had no choice. It’s also possible that he’s another bumbling
idiot in keeping with what appear to be global norms here in the Whoring ‘20s.
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*Man, whatever is in those files must really be
bad for old Fartenstein, because his flying monkeys are really working their
little tails off trying to figure out how to protect him from letting the
public in on it.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day.
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