February 9 , 2026
Previously on As The World Turns...To Shit…
When we last saw Blob the Unbuilder we were looking at some of the more physical, architectural damage he was inflicting on America’s cherished icons: bulldozing the East Wing, preparing to strip the Kennedy Center to the girders after defiling its façade. All this on top of his soulless robo-wife, who has repeatedly disgraced our House, ripping out trees planted by Jaqueline Kennedy one of the most beloved first ladies ever to grace what used to be the White House. Then her ignominious lout of a husband paved over the fucking Rose Garden and is planning destroy the entirety of our nation's capital with balls room, a gaudy and pathetic arch and who knows what the fuck he will decide to level next. A real Godlesszilla.
We also learned that Donny was holding hostage $16B
in federal funds to update and upgrade the tunnel system connecting New York
with New Jersey, which is critical to our national economy. He is withholding
the funds until Penn Station in New York and/or Dulles International Airport,
which services Washington, DC and the surrounding area. The best part? Trump
said “Chuck Schumer suggested that to me about changing the name of Penn
Station to Trump Station.” Did he also say you should be Pope?
Here is a better idea, and one that won’t require
millions of dollars to do. Death Squad Don can name all the concentration camps
he is trying to build after himself. How about Trumpenwald, or Trumpwitz. He
can even plaster his mug shot on the sides of the railway cars that transport
his “guests” to the camps. MAGAts will love it.
There is one more thing Der Furor is planning to
tear asunder – our election infrastructure. Donald “Death To America” Trump is exploring
all the possible ways he might use his Supreme Court-given powers to stop
Democrats from taking over the House, and maybe the Senate this November by
getting more votes. Nothing is off limits, nothing is within reason, or
constitutional.
While once again harping on the 2020 election he
lost in the popular vote, the un-popular vote – the Electoral Kindergarten –
and more than 60 times in the courts,* Demented Don actually said something
true. Of course, it was not on purpose, and it was not what he thought he
meant. He said that we cannot allow what happened in the 2020 election to
happen again. That is true; he does not want any more free and fair elections,
that risk democracy happening.
Thirty-four-time convicted felon and one-time (so
far) insurrectionist Trump told ex-looney-podcaster-turned-worthless-deputy- FBI-director-for-several-weeks-turned-looney-podcaster-again
Dan Bongino, "The Republicans ought to nationalize the voting.”
The next day, Demolition Don told reporter Tom
Llamas, “I didn’t say nationalize. [Yes you fucking did.] I said there are some areas in our country that
are extremely corrupt [i.e., Black/Democratic-leaning**]. They have very
corrupt elections [i.e., they didn’t vote for me]. Take a look at Detroit, take
a look at Philadelphia.*** Take a look at Atlanta.”
Fun Fact: America used to have a federal law to
watch over certain states – former slave states and their ilk who had a habit of
trying to keep Black voters from voting. It was called the Voting Rights Act. The
Supreme Court majority, led by lifelong anti-Voting Rights Act asshole and
current chief justice John Roberts, gutted the law, with Roberts claiming
oh-so-wrongly that racism in America was a thing of the past. I guess he does
not own a mirror.
Make him stop!
Trump probably did not say:
“I'm not stopping all voting. I'll be letting
people who like me vote. So, we're using the structure. We're letting some of
the people vote, the good ones, then we won’t have to have Democrats. It'll be the
best voting ever. Then I can be president as long as I want. Not a dictator. Or
am I? I guess we’ll have to wait and see.”
In Case You Were Wondering, Steve Bannon Is Not
Dead Yet
Trump’s chief troll/thug/coward Steve Bannon has
already begun his push to terrorize the electorate, the main focus of which is
to frighten non-white voters, especially Hispanics – who are fleeing the
Fascist/Trump/ICE Party in huge numbers.
Bannon recently belched out a threat, “We’re
going to have ICE surround the polls come November. We’re not going to sit
around and allow you to steal the country again.” Yes, the country was stolen
by voters who wanted to take it by voting to get rid of the guy who killed tens-of-thousands,
maybe 50,000,000 Americans (using Trumpian math here) by royally botching the
COVID pandemic.
I for one will not be surprised when Bannon is
exposed as a serial killer.
I. Mangrey reporting; with any luck I’ve been hallucinating for the last 11
years.
Viva Minnesota!
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