Broken News CORRECTION – Mistakes Were Made

An Honest Mistake

February 28, 2026

We recently asked, possibly even implied, that the Fascist/Trump/Epstein Party members of the House Oversight Committee were clueless idiots because they voluntarily brought up the completely idiotic and absurd, not to mention 400%, 800%, maybe even 1100% or 200% debunked, Qanon conspiracy theory that Democrats, including Hillary Clinton, were running a pedophile ring out the basement of a DC area pizza parlor, which among other things happened not to have a basement. You would think these yahoos would want to leave any thought of this pathetic debacle in the bowels of the memory hole, especially since it turns out that countless non-Democrats (and some Democrats) are up to their eyeballs in the very real, non-hoax child trafficking and rape factory that was run by Jeffrey Epstein, Trump’s long-time best friend and fellow pussy-grabber.

When asked about the impending desperation deposition of Bill Clinton in the ongoing effort to shield Trump from justice in the Epstein case, Rep. Pat Fallon (Duh-TX) offered up this absolute gem (i.e., wholly unpolished turd) of a response:

Fux News fuckwit: So this has never been done before and a former president has never been compelled to appear before Congress. Is this where this is all heading as of today?

Fallon: “Well we’ve never had a former president either this close to a convicted felon either (sic). I mean, it’s problematic.”

There’s A Problem Alright

Yes, we’ve never had a former president this close to a convicted felon. What we do have though is a current (and very soon-to-be-former) president (from Fallon’s party) who is so close to a convicted felon (and adjudicated sexual assaulter), who used to be best friends with Jeffrey Epstein while Epstein was running the above-mentioned child trafficking ring and rape island, that he sees one every single day when he looks at himself in the mirror hundreds of times a day.

Again we must issue a correction and an apology. Rep. Fallon makes clueless idiots look like know-it-alls. We apologize to you the audience for our carelessness, and to any clueless idiots who took offense at being associated with Fallon.

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reboot.