Second Thought For The Day – The Union Is In A State

Dead Man Talking

February 24, 2026

Today’s Second Thought For The Day is brought to you by

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memorial EPSTEIN FILES^*

As you may know, tonight Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump is scheduled to give the STFU…I mean SOTU. This will be Trump’s first SOTU since becoming the first convicted felon/insurrectionist and adjudicated rapist to be elected president, and a second term no less. As of this moment, Trump is losing his base, his grip and his last remaining marble. Trump is killing our democracy, our economy, our standing in the world and our fellow citizens. He is a lame duck, a big schmuck and a dumb fuck. The only things lower than his poll numbers are the odds he will live long enough to steal the 2026 midterms.

Normally, we all sit in front of the tv with a tub of popcorn and watch these things. Not this time. We are joining some 50 Democratic members of Congress and people all across the country who are boycotting what promises to be a steaming pile of poop from a smaller pile of poop. Hopefully this will be the least watched State of The Union address ever. Hopefully, there will never be another convicted felon/insurrectionist delivering one of these.

Dirty Donald will be joined in the House Chamber of the Capitol – the scene of the Trump-incited attempted kidnapping/murder/coup – by Supreme Court justices who dared put the Constitution above their boy one fucking time, several survivors of Trump’s best friend Jeffrey Epstein’s Island of Pedophilia, at least one survivor of Trump’s ICE ICE death squads, and a significantly diminished group of Democrats.

Please Don’t Take This The Wrong Way

We at Paying Attention™ would never (well, almost never) wish anyone (well, hardly anyone) harm. That is why we want to go on the record stating unequivocally that it would be a terrible shame if poor, demented, sickly, out-of-shape, badly aging, heart-attack-waiting-to-happen, supremely stressed out Darn Old Trump were to suddenly clutch at his un-dyed chest and keel over while he is whining his way through tonight’s major, lie-blame-and-hate-filled address to the nation he cares nothing about except how it can stroke (oops, did I say stroke) his over-inflated ego and fill his blood-soaked (oh dear, did I say blood-soaked) pockets.

Anyway, we wish our feckless leader everything he deserves.

Let us pray.

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*Man, whatever is in those files must really be bad for old Fartenstein, because his flying monkeys are really working their little tails off trying to figure out how to protect him from letting the public in on it.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Second Thought For The Day.
Thoughts and prayers.