Sunday, February 15, 2026

Broken News – MINNESOTA ACCOMPLISHED

Shame Over (Maybe)

February 15, 2026

“Get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey, January 13, 2026,
after the execution of Renee Nicole Good by ICE
(as echoed by Frey’s ASL interpreter)

Minneapolis was brutalized and traumatized by Trump’s ICE ICE death squads. People were afraid to leave their homes, afraid to send their children to school. Businesses suffered, people injured, property damaged, two of course were executed in broad daylight. There will be no federal investigation into the execution of Renee Nicole Good, and the feds have appropriated all evidence of the obvious, flagrant crime and will not allow local authorities access.

On the heels of the announcement by fake-job-holder, and full-time bridge troll Tom Homan that Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump’s ICE ICE would be packing up their military-style weapons, machinery of war, and hidden cache of dead bodies, and leaving the war-torn city they sought to destroy, Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey should have had this to say:

Major combat operations in Minneapolis have ended. In the battle of Minneapolis, the good people of this city and their allies have prevailed. We have difficult work to do in Minneapolis. We are bringing order to parts of this city that have been ravaged by the president’s goons. Our mission continues...The War on Democracy continues, yet it is not endless. We do not know the day of final victory, but we have seen the turning of the tide.


They finally got the fuck out of Minneapolis...sort of

Thank you, Minneapolis and all those who kept the pressure on Trump, Noem, Bovino, Homan and Trump’s trigger-happy troglodytes, and finally caused those ratfuckers to get the fuck out of Minneapolis.*

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*Unfortunately, it remains unclear if and when the withdrawal will be complete, but the death squad surge does appear to be over. And Homan has threatened “If we need to come back, we’ll come back.”
 

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled resistance.

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