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Oh, What A Blight

February 26, 2026

Prior to Trump’s Klan rally in the House Chamber on Tuesday, his cult members ransacked on January 6, 2021, in their murderous attempt to stage a coup, Rep. Al Green (D-TX) felt it was incumbent upon him to help educate the dimwitted dipstick on his way to the podium.

Daffy Don, who had recently posted a video which included a depiction of Barack and Michele Obama as primates and refused to apologize, did not appreciate this lesson, and immediately turned away from Rep. Green, who was then escorted from the Chamber.

In addition to the early exit of Rep. Green, 80 other Democratic members of Congress boycotted Trump’s travesty tantrum. Trump’s viewing audience was also smaller than last year by four million. There has never been a lamer duck. Keep up the good work, sir. 

Trump must have been so honored to stand in the same spot where once stood his beloved Qanon shaman, who Trump later pardoned in exchange for his Flintstone’s Era Water Buffalo Lodge hat.

There was no mention of Ukraine, Epstein* or the brutal occupation of Minneapolis, during which two white American citizens were executed by Trump’s personal squad of masked, armed, unaccountable, murderous racist paramilitary operatives.

No one knows why Trump avoided talking about the famous Donald Trump Memorial Epstein Files (he did not even bellow repeatedly that he was totally exonerated...he was anything but), especially since they contain this very flattering picture of someone very close to Donald. Below is the very real, albeit very illegally redacted literal page out of the files. 

This was not Photoshopped…at least not by me

As the evening wore on and on and on, President Tinkerbell threw several hissy-fits – he chastised the Democrats who bothered to attend for not clapping enough, and for refusing to give him standing ovations when all the Fascist/Trump Party trained seals raised up and clapped their flippers. Trump did not reprise Jeb Bush’s groundbreaking “Please clap” plea during Bush’s dismal 2016 campaign.

During his State of The Tantrum, Trump also declared, “I am officially announcing the War on Fraud…and in that same spirit, after this speech is over, I will be kicking myself in the nuts several times. Obviously, both of these things are equally likely to be successful.”**

Trump doing a rendition of Al Jolson’s Mammy***

Trump presumably did not get down on one knee; he cannot bend his knees due to all the fluid in his brain…I mean, legs.

So, this is the state of our fucking union as we celebrate year two-hundred-and-fifty of the signing of the Declaration of Independence. With a Declaration of the Indefensible.

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*Trump clearly forgot to mention the missing files, including those regarding credible allegations leveled by a woman who alleged to the FBI (back when it had a mammal for a director) that Trump sexually abused when she was a13-year-old girl. I wonder why he’s not talking about this. Can you say burn-bag?
**The section preceding the ellipsis is actually true.
***I assume, since I did not watch this trainwreck.