February 17, 2026
Show Me The Files
Attorney General Pam Bondage came loaded for boor in her testy-moaning before Congress last week. She carried on like thirteen-year-old hopped up on goofballs, refused to answer any questions, spewed completely unrelated nonsense and lied her ass off. It was a performance that surely made Karens everywhere jealous, if not proud. It surely was what Daddy Donny wanted.
The stylings of Marty Two Bulls
The UK's Channel 4 News analyzed the emails in the latest
batch of 3.5 million pages, they concluded, “Potentially only 2 percent of the
information the FBI retrieved from Epstein’s homes” is what has been shared
with the public.
Scam Bondi accidentally showing
the percentage of Trumpstein files she’s released
A sample of partially redacted
files: the margins are still clearly visible
Aren’t they beautiful? So neat. So tidy. All there in black
and white. Mostly black. If only those documents could talk before they were
suffocated into blackness. What might they say?
I am only spitballing here, but could it be
It
is not easy redacting someone’s name from an unknown number of documents when
that name – and who knows what else – appears several million times. Some say
it would be easier to keep those files hidden from the public, and from anyone
who might have legal recourse in mind.
Our
interns are hard at work starting a rumor that within those millions, possibly
billions, of Epstein Pedo-files still being held hostage by Trump (who, it must
be remembered has the authority to release anything he wants to), there are
hundreds, possibly thousands of photographs of Trump with underage girls.
Allegedly. Or so it is said.
Whatever
you do, please resist the temptation to spread this rumor, as it is completely
unfounded. Or is it? We may never know.
I. Mangrey reporting. Actually, it wasn’t me, it was some nameless aide who has since been let go.
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