Broken News – Chairman Of The Bored

The Un-UN

February 20, 2026

In between illegal bombings of small fishing boats – which are still happening on a regular basis though now as normal as Trump’s daily bowel movements directly onto the Constitution – and as Trump is threatening to start a shooting war with Iran, Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump has called to disorder his new pay-to-play Bored of Peace. This NATO lite-weight – the Truth Social of the geopolitical set – boasts a literal who’s who of WHO?

Trump, of course, is ogling the one woman (besides his chief-of-staff) present

You might notice the absence of, oh I don’t know…every one of our most important, longtime trusted allies?

Not interested: United Kingdom, France, Germany, Italy, Spain, Belgium, Sweden, Norway, Slovenia

Speaking of bored, look who’s napping at the big event, will all his besties there and the whole world watching…

As we always say: Let lying dogs sleep.

It is not hyperbole to say that there are currently few who are more engaged in military action across the globe than Donald Trump – including his state-sponsored executions on the high seas and on right here on home soil.

This will surely be a huge success…in lining Trump’s pockets. Because that is all this sham of a mockery of a mockery of a sham was ever meant to do. Countries that wish to be permanent members of the Bored must pay US$1 billion into a fund controlled by guess who. Fewer than half of the 60 countries invited were dumb enough to join.

Did I mention that Trump is chairman for life and holds the sole authority to name his successor?

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled Fight Club.