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March 1, 2026

Wake Up And Smell The War

There will be plenty of time to get into Der Furor’s illegal, immoral, unconstitutional and soon-to-be disastrous war with Iran, already spreading across the region, and soon the globe. Nothing like a global military conflict to get the old blood flowing. Remember how George WTF Bush, et al were clueless about the history of Sunni and Shi’ite branches of Islam, which made his illegal, immoral and disastrous Iraq War blow up in his (and by extension our faces). Thank goodness we have the most peaceful, least racist, most winning president in history to lead us through this dark, incredibly stupid time. Surely killing the Iranian leader will make everything better. Why bother talking about what Iran is calling an "intense offensive operation" against Israel, U.S. bases and a more brutal, radical leadership structure emerges.

For now, let’s turn our tattered attention to one of Dumb Don’s domestic debacles…

Hey, remember when Darn Old Trump told us every day for months and months that “affordability” was a made-up word by Democrats? Me too. Remember when Trump ran on “affordability” in 2024 and said he would fix it on day one? Me too.

“Starting the day I take the oath of office, I will rapidly drive prices down and we will make America affordable again. We’re going to make it affordable again.”
                      Donald Jeffey Epstein Trump, August 17, 2024

This mention of Jeffrey Epstein is brought to you by not letting Epstein’s long-time best friend get away with trying to distract us from the

Donald Trump Memorial Epstein Files

Which are now poised to cause the end of Trump’s totally toxic, tragic tyrannical term.

Remember this fucking guy from November 2011 (and repeatedly thereafter)?…

Funny story: That never fucking happened

We now return you to the current blog post already in progress…

Well, apparently Old Sleepy Head doesn’t remember any of that. He recently gave a talk – a scream, actually – in Georgia where he whined:

“I have to listen to the fake news, talking about affordability. Affordability. You notice, what word have you not heard over the last two weeks? Affordability.”

Interjection: Yeah, dumbass. That’s because you stopped saying it ever 30 seconds for the last two weeks, and that’s because nothing is fucking affordable, in large part because of your fucking illegal tariffs, which the Supreme Court finally ruled were in fact fucking illegal. And we want our money back shitface. I’m sorry, we want our money back, shitface, sir.

Back to the bed-wetting…

“Because I won. I’ve won affordability… America’s back. Our economy is roaring. And our country is respected again, respected like never, ever before.”

Interjection: that is utter bullshit, with the glaring exception of that last bit – our country is definitely respected like never, ever before. Because America had more respect on the day of our nation’s birth, before we could even walk, than we do right now since you have torn asunder every important relationship with every single ally. So yes, the respect the rest of the world (and much of the American citizenry) has for America has never, ever been shredded so completely.

But wait, there’s more…

After all that, Mr. Fuxit brought up affordability again during his recent Hate of The Union rally:

“Now, the same people in this chamber who voted for those disasters suddenly used the word affordability, a word, they just used it because somebody gave it to them, knowing full well that they caused and created the increased prices that all of our citizens had to endure… They knew their statements were a lie, they knew it, they knew their statements were a dirty, rotten lie. Their policies created the high prices. Our policies are rapidly ending them. We are doing really well… Just hold on a little while. We'll get that down. And soon you will see numbers that few people would think were possible to achieve just a short time ago.”

Wait, he said he “won affordability”.

Surely, Trump’s goal of removing our democracy and transplanting it in Iran by starting another illegal-war-with-no-plan-for-day-two in the Middle East will bring all our costs down.

Nice work, you napping numbskull.

I. Mangrey reporting. Affordable since 2004.