All The Noise That’s Fucked To Print
March 11, 2026
Many people are saying things. Some people are doing things.
Some of those things are based on the things they said. Some of those things
are based on things other people said. It all adds up to a rollicking good
fucking time…for someone. Probably not you. Definitely not me.
Sky News reporter: Is Russia going to be neutral in
this?
Russian ambassador to the UK: We are not neutral. No,
we are not neutral. We are supportive to Iran, of course. And we consider, as I
have said, very negatively what is being done.
U.S. ambassador to the UN Mike Waltz: If they are
providing anything, it certainly hasn’t been very effective.
Trump’s longtime friend/idiot/special envoy to bend over for Russia Steve Witkoff: Yesterday on the call with the president, the Russians said that they have not been sharing. That’s what they said, so we can take them at their word.
Damaged Don: We want them to have a good leader. We
have some people who I think would do a good job. We have some people who think
I would do a good job.
A good leader is not the only thing Don wants for Iran. El
Trumpo is planning to help fund Iran’s war effort. Yes, you heard that right.
This was previously shared in this space by way of footnote. This has taken on
a larger life and is directly related to the above quote by the Russian
ambassador to the UK.
Drool, Baby Drool
It seems that Drooling Don determined it would be easier to
attack everyone who has oil – except of course Russia – than to waste all that
time dredging up domestic oil…for now. First Venezuela, then Iran. Despite all
this, those clearly not in the know are looking into tapping into our Strategic
Oil Reserves
Trump, the lone individual responsible for cutting off the
flow of oil through the Strait of Hormuz, has just figured out that stopping
oil shipments through the straits, causes oil shipments through the strait to
stop. Not to be out-dumbed, Trump decided to lift the oil embargo on Russia.
Russia, was, as everyone living and dead knows, instrumental in getting Trump
elected in 2016. Now that they have their stooge (apologies to stooges
everywhere) where they need him to be, they are publicly making it clear that
they will not support their mentally challenged plant in his stupid war against
Iran.
So what we have here is Trump blowing shit up, then
realizing there are consequences to blowing that shit up, and like the Titanic
approaching its nemesis iceberg, does not have the wherewithal to change
direction. As if that was not bad enough, Trump is now funding the Iranian war
effort via Russian oil assets that Trump is personally ensuring can resume by
ending the embargo.
Was Trump’s invasion of Iran just for Russia’s benefit? Did
Donny want to burn up our munitions so we don’t have any to sell Ukraine? Why
did Doomsday Don call Putin for an hour without telling anyone? We only learned
about the call because the Russians told everyone.
The call was followed by a golf-side chat, where our
part-time-war-time president finally lowered himself to address the American
people and explain what his fucking war was all about. Apparently he learned a
new word first – “excursion”. One definition of ‘excursion’ is “pleasure trip.”
So now we know how Good-Time Donny likes to spend other people’s time.
Unfortunately, he has to personally sit this one out on account of bone spurs.
But, he’s happy to enjoy his pleasure trip vicariously.
Here’s The Worst-Case Scenario You Ordered, Sir
“I guess the worst case would be we do this, and then
somebody takes over who’s as bad as the previous person, right? That could
happen. We don’t want that to happen. That would probably be the worst. You go
through this and then in five years you realize you put somebody in who was no
better.”*
Dumb-old Trump, March 3, 2026
The war is “very complete, pretty much”
Oh, and as predicted Der Furor pronounced his war, I’m
sorry, excursion, “very complete, pretty much” despite the fact that what he
described as the “worst-case” scenario – the replacement of a nasty supreme
leader by a nastier supreme leader in Iran – having come to pass very quickly.
It is probably time to stop messing around and just have
everyone wrap their lips around a nearby exhaust pipe. Why drag this out. It’s
time to let the rest of creation live in health and peace.
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*Who knew Donny could be so
efficient? It only took five days.
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