Torn NATO

He Is Become Death

March 2, 2026

“The War Department (not its real name) will not be distracted by democracy-building interventionism, undefined wars, regime change, climate change, woke moralizing and feckless nation building.”
                      AA dropout Pete Hegseth, December 6, 2025

For those keeping score, Trump’s current democracy-building interventionism in Iran is an undefined war, the stated purpose of which is regime change and feckless nation building. But who’s counting?

In the wake of Trump’s burgeoning mental decompensation, coupled with his rape-y, racist, raging fascism and desire for total world domination, our allies across the globe are horrified. Trump addressed, mostly scolded the assembled international movers and shakers at the World Economic Forum 2026 in Davos, Switzerland on January 21 of this year. He told those assembled, in reference to Greenland, “I won’t use force.”

Unsurprisingly, just days after telling the Davos attendees that he would not use force, Damaged Don wheezed this...

“We can do anything we want, we can do military, we can do anything we want. And it’s being negotiated, and let’s see what happens… I’ll let you know in about two weeks.”

Hmmm, isn’t two weeks the amount of time we were to wait for him to repeal and replace Obamacare? Ten years ago? And every two weeks since then?

Later that same month, UK Prime Minister Starmer had some choice words regarding Damaged Don’s insane statement, completely divorced from reality, that NATO never sent troops to Afghanistan:

“I consider president Trump’s comments to be insulting and frankly, appalling.”

Those are two very good and accurate adjectives to describe Trump’s babbling bullshit. Not the best words necessarily, but they’ll do. For now.

All of the above was apparently prelude to the gutless, draft-dodging worm Trump’s illegal, ill-advised, soon-to-be-disastrous bombing of Iran, dubbed Operation Epic Failure, or Epic Furry, or something like that.

Three U.S. troops have already been killed thanks to Trump’s stupid, illegal, and soon-to-be-disastrous bombing of Iran. Those three are like the dead soldiers Trump called “suckers and losers”. Der Furor promised (on social media, you know, as president do) to avenge those deaths, vowing to take out the responsible party. Someone get that man a mirror.

To paraphrase former Secretary of State John Kerry, during his 1971 testimony to Congress, “How do you ask a man to be the first man to die for a mistake?”

Trump presumably wants to bomb Iran until it looks like the East Wing of the White House. Trump is once again using America’s military might as his personal plaything and dragging our allies into harm’s way for the war of choice he needs for his Epstein File cover-up and his desperate plot to suspend the November midterm elections that threaten to put Trump in his place.

We are awaiting a sternly worded letter from Trump’s brand new, Trump-Brand attempt to replace NATO, Bored of Peace. This should be interesting given that Iran is the seventh country Trump has bombed since taking office eleven months ago.* If this doesn't get him a Nobel Peace Prize, I don't know what will (unless more people gift him theirs).

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*Not including his bombing of the White House East Wing.

I. Mangrey reporting.