Question For The Day – An Ex-Ex-President

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Question For The Day

Wishing Won’t Do It. Bombing Will.

March 18, 2026

Donald Trump – you might know him from his ubiquitous presence in the

Donald Trump Memorial Epstein Files

told reporters on Monday

“No president was willing to do what I’m doing. And the should have done it a long time ago; it would have been a lot easier. There’s no president that wanted to do it. And yet every president knew, I’ve spoken to a certain president, who I like actually, a past president, former president, he said “I wish I did it. I wish I did it.” But they didn’t do it. I’m doing it.”

A reporter who was somehow permitted to speak asked who that president was, to which Trump replied, “I can’t tell you that… It would be very bad for his career, even though he’s got no career left.”

It almost doesn’t matter what he was talking about, but the subject was Trump’s unprovoked, disastrous, world-fucking attack on Iran. Perhaps now, even Silly Putty-for-brains Trump is getting a sense of why no other president – even the one Dumb Donny claims wished they did it – did what he is doing. Everyone else in the entire fucking world (except Netanyahu) knows exactly why no one else did what Trump is doing.

Fun fact: Four living ex-presidents (except one) are on the record saying they have not discussed Trump’s bombing of Iran. All four living ex-presidents contacted by reporters denied wishing they had bombed Iran.* And there is only one ex-president that Trump likes actually.

Today’s Question For The Day:

Is this mystery “ex-president, former president” one that you see in the mirror and talk to every few minutes?

Bonus Question:

Or was it maybe Andrew Jackson?

Double Bonus Question:

Sir, do you realize that the guy you see in the mirror and talk to all the time is you?

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*Never-president John McCain famously parodied the Beach Boys’ Barbara Ann, singing “Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran.” But Donald Trump did not like John McCain because McCain was captured.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Question For The Day.