There have been 200 warnings regarding 60 radical
Christian fundamentalists (including some who are pushing for The Rapture) from
U.S. military personnel stationed at fifty or more military installations. Some
U.S. commanders have been telling troops something like this quote from one of
them: “President Trump has been anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to
cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth.”
Who’s
return to Earth? Trump’s?
According
to one complaint, the above quoted commander “had a big grin on his fact when he
said all of this, which made his message seem even ore crazy.”
So,
let me get this straight – there are dozens of Brigadier General Jack D.
Rippers leading our troops in the field? If they start on about their precious
bodily fluids it’s game over.
Armageddon Pretty Sick Of This
Lest you get the idea that, well, it’s only 60
(or so) crazed radical fundamentalist officers spouting cultish Christian
Armageddon talk to the troops, put away any nearby sharp objects before reading
on.
According to reports, Secretary of
Defenestration, who has been drooling on about “war fighters” and “maximum
lethality” and such, has enshrined Evangelical Christianity at the uppermost
levels of the U.S. military. He has been airing monthly prayer meetings
throughout the Pentagon. Dry-drunk Pete also attends weekly Remains of The
White House Bible study. The classes are led by a preacher who says God
commands the United States to support Israel.
Jaw drop.
We’ll meet again…don’t
know where, don’t know when
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*If you are not familiar with Gen. Ripper, you
need to be.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Fraught For The Day.
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