What Hath Trump Wrought?

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Liar, Liar, Iran's On Fire

March 4, 2026

So, once again, the American public is lied into a war of choice, this time by a president of Russia's choice.

The Fascist/Trump/Epstein administration’s excuses for launching what will very likely go down, and I mean down, as the dumbest war in American history, are as varied, dishonest and pathetic as George WTF Bush’s ever-changing, ever-elusive reasons for illegally invading Iraq in 2003. The only real surprise is that Donnie Do-Bad did not open with MISSION ACCOPLISHED before the first bombs were dropped. That might be that he almost immediately lost interest in the whole war thing because he was too busy picking out the curtains for his room for balls.

Der Furor told the American people the war would be over in two days, maybe four-to-five weeks, or possibly longer. Or maybe just until everyone forgets about the

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Not only that, but the U.S. military is quickly running out of ammunition. Wait? What? I was sure we gave the Pentagon almost all of our tax dollars, except for the $175 billion set aside for Trump’s ICE ICE death squads. What the fuck are they doing with all that money that they don’t have enough to build up weapons stockpiles? I mean, how much did AA dropout Pete Hegseth’s make-up suite at the Pentagon actually cost? Maybe we just need more tax dollars. Oh wait, most of America’s tax dollars were meant to come from those with all the fucking money, much of which they got from the endless, repeated tax cuts that the Un-democratic Party keep handing them.

So, when we run out of munitions, do we just start throwing bodies at the Iranians? Speaking of which, there are already six unnecessarily dead Americans (not to mention the hundred dead Iranian schoolgirls, and hundreds of other civilians). But don’t worry, Trump is okay with that, and told us “Sadly, there will likely be more before it ends. That’s the way it is. Likely be more. Did I mention the new curtains? They’re gold.”* I highly recommend a sudden epidemic of bone spurs.

Perhaps even worse than running out of munitions, we risk running out of excuses, I mean justifications, never mind, I mean excuses for starting this war.

And remember those incredibly low gas prices Trump lied about giving us? Well, even those did exist, you can all kiss that shit good-bye.

You can bet it’s not just curtains for Trump’s pathetic balls room.

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*It’s possible he didn’t add the part about the curtains just then. But he did actually wax pathetic about them while discussing his illegal war-of-choice and those who almost immediately were killed in it.

I. Mangrey reporting.