Impeachy Keen
March 29, 2026
This weekend saw two
big political events. The impetus behind the two could not have been more different…well,
maybe a little more.
One event was the
third and biggest NO KINGS Day of coming together in protest of the fascist
fuckwad currently defiling the Remains of The White House. Some eight million Americans
gathered to voice their intense displeasure at Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump and
his catastrophic hustle/presidency.
NO KINGS Boston
The other event was the
annual gathering of ghouls and goons known as CPAC – the Conniving Pukes,
Assholes and Crackheads – or something like that. All the influencers and law-mockers and dim bulbs in the
fascist firmament were there – Steve Bannon, JD Vance, RFingK, Jr., Ted Cruz, the
son of the Shah of Iran (I kid you not) and the My Crappy Pillow Guy. For the
first time in ten years, Trump was a no-show. He could not fit it into his very
busy voting-by-mail schedule. That and all the liar’s remorse currently
overtaking measles as the most popular contagion among right-leaning wretches.
NO KINGS Minneapolis/St. Paul
Each year since 1974,
what has now become a ghastly gaggle of goofballs closes out the event by
running a straw poll to see which idiot among them should be their next
presidential candidate. This year’s loser/winner was none other than JD Vance,
with a strong second place showing by mewling masochist Marco Rubio. But wait,
what about Epstein…I mean Trump’s third (or fourth to hear him tell it) term? Are
they saving that for a surprise next year? Are they worried he might make
America too great? Are they indeed tired of all the winning? The booming
economy (for the richest among us)? The end of all wars (except for all the
wars, especially the one Trump started, illegally, for no reason whatsoever)?
The full and total release of the Epstein Files (which Trump insisted he would
do…sort of…throughout his campaign)? So much winning they can hardly stand it.
NO KINGS New York
CPAC was held at a convention center in Texas. NO KINGS rallies were held in more than 3100 locations throughout the United States and in a number of locations on every continent.
CPAC bringing the zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
One thing both
events had in common, it turns out, was their feeling about impeaching the giant
cockroach running the country
Masturbater of Ceremonies
Matt Schlapp asked the crowd if they wanted to see Trump impeached…
Most estimates have
the total NO KINGS attendance across the country as more than 8,000,000, but we are
waiting for all the mail-in protesters are counted.
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled
midterm preparations.
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