Why, I’ve Never Been So Consulted In All My Life
March 23, 2026
Trump was surprised that our allies were upset with him not
consulting them before setting the world on fire – literally – by his
unprovoked attack on Iran.
“Consulting them? I thought I was supposed to be
insulting them. And I was doing a great job of that. Probably the best
insulting anyone has ever done to every global ally this country has had for
the last 80 years or so.
Yeah, consulting insulting, incursion, excursion.
These are all just big stupid words. Nobody knows what they mean anyway. All
you need to know is, I’m in charge and Trump knows best. Plus, I have the best
words.
And speaking of the worst words, what the hell is a
Hormuz? If Iran wants Trump to stop bombing them, they will have to rename that
so-called strait the Strait of Trump. Thank you for your attention to this
matter.”
Here’s a really good consult or insult from just the other
day, with the Japanese Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi visiting the Remains of
The White House:
For context: Trump was trying to convince the Japanese PM to
support him and provide military assistance for his illegal war. I believe that
is what the law calls ‘aiding and abetting’.
And, we’re off…
Japanese Questioner: Why didn’t you tell allies in
Europe and Asia, like Japan, about the war before attacking Iran?
Don Rickles…I mean, Trump: “Because we wanted
surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn’t you tell me
about Pearl Harbor? Okay? Right?*
I. Mangrey: What the actual fuck is wrong with you,
sir? Have you ever thought about hara-kiri, sir?
Japanese PM Takaichi trying
desperately to not go all
Bruce Lee on Dementia Don’s dumb fucking ass
There
is nothing else I can add to that without inspiring a visit from the Secret
Service, which by the way is not actually a secret. Someone might want to let
them know that.
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*Actual fucking quote. And NO,
not okay, and not right, you blabbering butterbrain.
I. Mangrey, WTAF.
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