Tsk, Tsk, Tsk

The Eyeless Leading The Blind

When we last met – and it seems like only yesterday, or maybe today, who can even tell anymore – we were talking about entitlement. Specifically, Trump’s imagined entitlement to run for a totally unconstitutional third (or as Trump likes to delude himself, fourth) term. No! Bad dog!

Trump’s Motto (which only applies to himself): Take what you need and take the rest.

Don is also not entitled to have any say as to Iran’s next leader. What does he think this is Celebrity Ayatollah? America’s Next Ayatollah? 

“You’re the new Ayatollah!” 

Trump said his main concern was freedom for the Iranian people, and that he wanted to make Iran a “safe” place. Then this happened over the course of a few days…

“Our objective is to defend the American people by eliminating imminent threats from the Iranian regime.”
                                   Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump

“Iran does pose an imminent and direct threat to the United States.”    
                   Remains of the White House spokes-liar Karoline Levitt      

“This is not a so-called regime-change war.”
                     War-fighting war fighter in make-up Pete Hegseth

“We had to remove a murderous regime.”
                       Soon-to-be-DHS secretary Markwayne Mullin

“This isn’t about regime change.”
                       Soon-to-be-DHS secretary Markwayne Mullin

“Iran can’t have a nuclear weapon, that would be a military objective.”  
                               #1 Trump fellater JD Vance

“We knew that there was going to be an Israeli action.”
                           Secretary of Spineless Marco Rubio

“No, I might have forced their hand.”
                               Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump

“If we didn’t win, within two weeks they would have had a nuclear weapon.”
              Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump (Ah, the old “two-week” gambit.)

“We’re not at war right now.”
                              Squeaker of the House Mike Johnson

“We didn’t start this war.”
                                 Holy war enthusiast Pete Hegseth

“This isn’t a war. We’re not at war with Iran.”
                        Soon-to-be-DHS secretary Markwayne Mullin
                       (to be fair, Mullin said “that was a misspoke”)

“I needed a war to distract everyone from my neck-deep involvement with Jeffrey Epstein, my grifting, my disastrous economy, the murderous ICE
agents doing what I asked, and my historically bad poll numbers.”
                                         The god’s honest truth

“As it turns out, Donald Trump poses an imminent and direct threat to the United States. He is already in possession of nuclear weapons. We did not start this war, but we damn well need to finish it. It is time for regime change.”

                              I. Mangrey, democracy enthusiast

Trump regretfully prepares to pull himself away from critical meeting on college athletes to deal with less important nonsense that makes him laugh…

“I have to go back and look at the war.”

Der Furor was upset at a Fux Noos reporter for asking “stupid question” about Russia providing targeting intel to Iran, which Trump said was “much easier” than dealing with the issue at hand – pay for college athletes. Especially since Trump had to take time away from even more important issues like golfing and staring out the window imagining his big, beautiful Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom.

Many people are saying Trump is incapable of forming a coherent strategy, as evidenced above. Well, yeah, he is incapable of forming a coherent sentence.

Whatever bullshit fucking excuse he or his pathetic posse poses post-emptively, Trump has launched his war with Iran having absolutely no plan for the afterlife…I mean, aftermath.

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*Pretty impressive considering Donny Boy said he obliterated their entire program just a few months ago.

I. Mangrey reporting. I'll see myself out.