Sunday, March 15, 2026

Schmuck Of The Day – Pete Hague-seth

The Ugly Schmuckling

March 15, 2026

Holy War Hegseth has a problem, well, several. One is his alcohol-damaged brain. Another is his inability to separate alcohol church and state. The biggest problem is his gaping mouth. It just won’t shut. And the frothing feces it spews cannot be wiped away with any known solvents.

Hegseth has publicly dismissed concerns about international law, claiming he would ignore “stupid rules of engagement” and “politically correct wars”, spewing shit like “maximum lethality” and such. Even the spectacularly vapid and idiotic Donald Rumsfeld who held Hague-seth’s position during Bush/Cheney’s illegal, senseless and abysmal Iraq War was not so arrogantly ignorant and pathologically violent as Hague-seth.

Frank Zappa – Your Mouth 

Actually, Pete’s mouth is causing him even bigger problems by drooling literal war crimes. In a recent press tantrum, the secretary of excursions had this to say

“We will keep pressing. We will keep pushing, keep advancing. No quarter, no mercy for our enemies.”


Declaring “no quarter” is, all by itself, a war crime. Arrest that schmuck!

Speaking of war crimes, Hague-seth’s first stop on Trump’s Iran Excursion was to bomb a girl’s school to smithereens. Then Trump blamed the Iranians. Even though all – and I do mean all – the evidence pointed to a U.S. Tomahawk missile. While all this was going on, Trump was urging Iranian protesters to rise up against their government. It seems more likely now that the Iranian people will be rising up to denounce Trump and his illegal, murderous campaign against Iran and the

Donald Trump Memorial Epstein Files

This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck Of The Day. Schmuck on!

No comments:

Post a Comment