Trump Actually Fucking Said This™*

 

He Forgot The Spurs

March 15, 2026

Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump was asked about his vacation war in Iran:

Fux Noise idiot Brian Killmeade: “When are you going to know when it’s over?”

Fux Noise idiot Brian Killmind on the phone with his main squeeze

In a patently insane and frightening response, Trump Actually Fucking Said This™:

       “When I feel it. When I feel it in my bones.”
                          Donald Fucking Trump, March 13, 2026

At least we don’t have to wait until he feels it in his brains.

Bonus Words From Paula Poundstone:

To Trump:

“You lick your finger and hold it up in the wind to measure your IQ.”

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*As always, the full context does not make it any better. Also, good chance this feature will be popping up constantly for at least the next four years. Sorry.

This has been another painful edition of  Trump Actually Fucking Said This™*
Remember, it will get worse before it gets much worse.