Question For The Day - Trump! What Is He Good For?

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Fredonia America Is Going To War!!

March 5, 2026

After meeting with Vice President JD Vance on February 27, 2026, Oman’s Foreign Minister Badr Al Busaidi – a key mediator in the U.S.-Iran nuclear talks said this

“I am confident, and in my assessment of the way the talks are going, that a peace deal is within our reach.”

Rubio, taking his head out of Trump’s ass to squeak to reporters

Marco Rubio, March 2, 2026:

“We knew that there was going to be an Israeli action. We knew that that would precipitate an attack against American forces, and we knew that if we didn’t pre-emptively go after them before they launched those attacks, we would suffer higher casualties.” 

Trump decided it would be best to announce his war during the
only hours he is fully awake – between midnight and 4:00 am.
He was literally and figuratively in the dark. He still is.

Lying-self-described peace president Trump, March 3, 2026:

Observe this question and asshole…

Reporter: Did Israel force your hand to launching strikes against Iran? Did Netanyahu pull the United States into this war?

Dumbass: No, I might have forced their hand… It was my opinion* that they were going to attack first. They were going to attack if we didn’t do it.** They were going to attack first. I felt strongly about that… So if anything, I might have forced Israel’s hand. But Israel was ready, and we were ready…

Trump told ABC News “I got him before he got me. They tried twice…I got him first.” (actual fucking quote)

New York Times, February 28, 2026:

Who you gonna believe, your lyin’ eyes or Trump’s lyin’ mouth?

 

Hegseth in drunkier times, showing off his lovely Nazi-themed tat

Pete Beersbreath, March 2, 2026: “This is not a so-called regime change war, but the regime sure did change.”*** George Orwell is kvelling in his grave.

Orwell, out!

Pete Beersbreath, March 2, 2026: “This is not Iraq.”

This is the first thing this dumb cracker has gotten right, probably since birth. I’m sorry, I know I should just be grateful he knows that.

Marco Rubio, March 3, 2026:

Rubio, shoving his head right back into Trump’s ass after a very brief respite

A Shah In The Dark

Though the timing of this war instigation is highly suspect (Just kidding, the timing is unmitigated perfidy), many people are saying, though not really that many, attacking Iran, the biggest state sponsor of terrorism around the world, was a long time coming. But let us not forget how and why these Ayatollahs came to power in 1979.

Oh, And This

Question For The Day

When are these fucking assholes going to get their lies straight?

Bonus Question:

Seriously, when?

Trump is not satisfied watching Americans die at his hand here at home, so he decided he wants to see them die at his hand overseas: KIA count: 6

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*Note to self and everyone else: His opinion went counter to all intelligence (in every sense of the word) and advice.
**You just said that you demented cantaloupe.
***Yeah, because of the war you started you fucking dry-drunk-dipshit. Somebody get this knuckle-dragger a drink. And make it a double. With a twist of hemlock.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Question For The Day.