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WARNING: This was written a month ago, but circumstances preempted its publishing. In accordance with our No Post Left Behind policy, it appears now (with minor edits)…

Yeah, I need to return these to Amazon

Is Being A Soulless Greedy Prick A Choice?

March 10, 2026

We will return to As The World Turns…To Shit tomorrow, but other (de)pressing stories have kidnapped our attention. First, a word from our sponsor

Donald Trump memorial EPSTEIN FILES^*

The Epstein Files: one cannot help but wonder how many times the Clintons appear in Trump’s-best-friend-for-more-than-a-decade’s millions of documents. We know that Donny appears tens-of-thousands of times** – more than anyone not named Jeffrey Epstein. And yet, the Fascist/Trump/ICE Party dragged the Clintons in to testify.

Now, back to the non-pedophile-and-his-best-bud news…

Just by virtue of funding the MELANIA movie to the tone-deaf tune of $75M, Jeff Bezos should be arrested tried, then tarred and feathered. Once a week.

Full Disclosure: I did not see the “filim” as the worst lady calls it, but I did sit through the entire trailer and had to be hospitalized for several days for what turned out to be several cracked ribs that resulted from literally busting a gut laughing.

Oh, and double-fuck Jeff Bozos, since his $75M bribe in the form of the MELANIA filim was not enough ass kissing, he just fired more than 300 journalists – one third of the staff – from his Washington Post for not supporting the Trump Reich.

Bezos, who has more money than God, was initially a staunch defender of the United States during Trump’s first term/attempt to kill democracy. Bezos bought the Post, saying that cutting staff would lead to extinction, and championed his new toy. Since then, Bezos has had his easily-inserted head so far up Trump’s ass, in order to protect his massive fortune, he now needs to pay a price for his growing list of crimes against America. It started with Bezos not allowing the Post to endorse Kamala Harris in the 2024 election.

My first thought was to boycott Amazon, which is becoming all but impossible for most folks. I might have a better idea, which will allow for less personal sacrifice for those of us who find the prices and convenience hard to resist.

I think that we should all constantly buy things from Amazon and then return them. As often as possible. I’m pretty sure that by dramatically ramping up the volume of returns, if millions of people keep it up for a period of time, it has to start effecting his bottom line.

Unfortunately, he will then likely raise prices. Then the boycott.

I think you can have items picked up, or easily dropped off at certain locations – Whole Foods and Kohl’s, that I know of. If a few people do it, this could be fun. If a few hundred people do it, it might have some effect. But if thousands and thousands of people do it, it would be a movement – the Paying Attention™, anti-Jeff Bezos, anti-democracy-masacree movement. Let’s start small, see how easy it is and then expand into bigger-ticket items. There are plenty of small things with big price tags, and maybe we could gum up the works.

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*Fuck Jeff Bezos.
**Man, whatever is in those files must really be bad for old Fartenstein, because his flying monkeys are really working their little tails off trying to figure out how to protect him from letting the public in on it.
***Not nearly as many as the number of people he killed during COVID, but still a lot – estimates have the number at 38,000 times, which is around the same number of lies he has told as president (in the past month that number has been changed to around 1,000,000 times). That’s not counting the millions of pages still under wraps, presumably in Trump’s bathroom. Or the unknown number of files that have been destroyed by Trump's people.

I. Mangrey suggesting.