Friday, March 20, 2026

Question For The Day – Alternative Intelligence

I See Dumb People

March 20, 2026

“Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen.”
             Dumb Old Trump, September 23, 2025

“The only thing prohibiting transit in the straits (sic) right now is Iran shooting at shipping. It is open for transit should Iran not do that.”
            
Secretary of Dumbass, Peed Hegseth, March 13, 2026

“War is hell and Peed Hegseth is a dumb-ass mother fucker.”
                    
I. Mangrey, March 13, 2026

Desperate Don runs crying to other countries to help finish the illegal, unprovoked, insane WAR Trump started without a plan or a clue in Iran. Apparently, every country was driving through a tunnel and could not take Donny’s call…not even Nambia. Maybe it’s because Donny has been pissing and farting all over our allies at every turn. What about all his Bored of Peace buddies? Where the fuck are they? Don’t they care about their chairman of the bored?


“It’s Donald, pick up the fucking phone you losers.
I don’t need your sorry asses, but you better help me before it’s too late.”

The world has not seen this much global destruction – albeit without the instantaneous mass death and smithereened real estate – perpetrated by a single individual since Robert Oppenheimer proclaimed, “I am become death.” That individual today is one Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump. Trump’s ill-advised – everyone except Lindsey Graham and Dry-drunk Hague-seth advised against such a completely moronic and doomed-from-the-start “little excursion” – unilateral (no one else wants any part of this debacle) attack on Iran is poised to plunge the entire world into a major recession.

Donald, Donald, he’s our man, if he can’t do it…we’d all be better off ‘cause no one else is fucking stupid, arrogant and dangerous enough to try this shit… Well, maybe Stephen Miller…or JD Vance…or Linsey Graham, or Peed Hague-seth. Oh, never mind.

Today’s Question For The Day:

Aren’t we fucking great enough already?

Bonus Question:

Hasn’t he done enough already?

This has been your Paying Attention™ Question For The Day.

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