Trump Actually Fucking Said This™*

 

Dr. Dementia Does It Again

March 12, 2026

Reporter: “Have you been briefed about how many Iran sleeper cells there could be inside the U.S. right now?

“I have been, and a lot of people came in through Biden and his stupid open border. But we know where most of them are. We’ve got our eye on all of them, I think.”
                          Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump, March 12,

Just so I have this straight, Deportation Donny knows there are what he is making sound like many sleeper cells on our soil. They are, I’m assuming, not here waiting for the next Star Trek convention.

He says “we know where MOST of them are”, and that we have “our eye on ALL of them”. He thinks. Pretty good trick – they even have their eyes on the ones they don’t know about. So, why the fuck haven’t they rounded all, or even most, of them up and deported them? If only there was some sort of government agency who knew how to grab people wherever they may be and ship them overseas, or at least lock them up in some inhumane warehouse, or maybe even shoot them in the face or in the back.

Is it possible Trump is lying?

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*As always, the full context does not make it any better. Also, good chance this feature will be popping up constantly for at least the next four years. Sorry.

This has been another painful edition of Don Trump Actually Fucking Said This™*
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