A Picture Is Worth A Thousand
Whines
March 14, 2026
Wow, incompetent, arrogant, psychotic and afraid of cameras.
Oh, and a wannabe war criminal.*
If the
Secretary of Defenestration – Holy War Hegseth – wants more flattering
pictures, he needs to stay out of them. Maybe he needs to spend more time in the make-up studio he had built for him at the Pentagon. According to Google, no other Secretary of Excursions even considered needing a makeup studio inside the Pentagon.
Bonus Hegstench Headline
If Dry-drunk Pete thinks pictures are unflattering, he
should get a look at his expense account.
The above
headline is a bit misleading. It wasn’t in 2025 that Pete spent $93 billion, it
was in September of 2025. And the headline left out the fact that part
of that was $15 million in steaks and $7 million in lobster tails. That must
have been a serious all-you-can-eat. Oh, and a $98,000 grand piano for the
Air Force chief-of-staff’s home.
He might
be better off crawling back into his Fox hole.
We
certainly would.
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*More on this later. Stay tuned.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Headline Of The Day.
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