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March 14, 2026

Crap Cap Flap

Many people were upset because Don Trump showed up at the Dignified Transfer – the return of the bodies of slain troops – that Trump caused to die in his ill-begotten unprovoked war with Iran wearing a baseball cap. Though Don was born in New York City, he is by all accounts trailer trash. He has plenty of money – much more today than when he was sworn at…I mean in, last January – but he is a tasteless, classless slob, whose always-limited mental faculties are rapidly dissolving. In any event, we should not be getting so upset by a classless idiot showing up to one of the most solemn duties any president is expected to perform wearing a highly undignified, disrespectful baseball cap. There are several reasons we should instead be thanking Der Leader: 1) the cap completely covered up his pathetic, ridiculous excuse for “hair”, 2) at least he was wearing pants, and 3) there were no reports of him very loudly passing gas during the ceremony (though since the transfer was held outdoors, the only one in danger would have been JD Vance whose lips are invariably puckered onto Trump’s exhaust valve.

Disintegrating Don checking to see if his diaper leaked

He Also Talks A Bad Game

While attempting to explain how all the myriad previous explanations fit together to make one really big, beautiful explanation, Trump is also trying to backtrack on calling his war a war by rebranding it an “excursion”. And all but claiming mission accomplished. Even though he previously described the worst-case scenario as one in which after all his obliterating and killing Iran’s supreme leader and stuff, Iran turned around and appointed a new supreme leader who is worse than the guy we killed and the dozen or so other guys we thought could take over Iran for us, but ended up killing on day one. Guess what happened next. Iran chose the son of the supreme leader we just killed. This son of an Ayatollah is not only 30 years younger than his father, but much nastier. So, given Iran’s history, there will certainly be revenge on their mind, and they have a long memory, so time will not heal this wound.

So, if “Death-To-America” Don’s mission was to lose the war, he can declare MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. Heck of a job Trumpie.

Trump couldn’t even be bothered to address the nation from the Remains of The White House, preferring to do his business at one of his bug-infested shithole golf shacks between golf wars…I mean exccusions. At least he wasn’t wearing his fucking baseball cap this time. He sent Vance and dry-drunk Pete to attend the latest Dignified Transfer of fallen soldier number seven in Trump’s fucked-up, made-up war – because Trump was busy hosting a fundraiser for MAGA Mike Johnson at his golf shack.

Trump will not rule out boots on the ground in Iran, just not boots with bone spurs in them. He is also teasing a draft, you know, like the one he dodged five times as a young asshole. Who doesn’t love a draft-dodging war monger? How soon before we begin hearing about Baron Trump’s bone spurs?

 
Donald sets out on a little excursion

“When the president does it, then it is not treason.”
Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump, future quote

Thirteen Americans KIA so far in Trump’s War on Iran and the

Donald Trump Memorial Epstein Files

I. Mangrey reporting.